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2 Truths and a Lie

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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
The classic game...now on NS!
Post two truths and make up a lie. I'll go first

I got my first hole in one when I was 14
I was born in China
My uncle is a magician

gooooo
Sep 4 2010 7:05PM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
your uncles not a magician.

1)I got my permit a week ago
2)I landed my first 360 when i was 9
3)Half of my family lives in colorado, the other half in california.
Sep 4 2010 7:06PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
nah bitch my uncle is a magician!
and you didn't get your permit a week ago.
Sep 4 2010 7:07PM
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_tilly
Posts: 133 - Karma: 15

repost

repost

repost

Sep 4 2010 7:07PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
3rd one is a lie.

i have met garrett russell and andy parry.
i can do a total of 5 different dubs on a trampoline.
i acquired a sega genesis yesterday.
Sep 4 2010 7:08PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
you didnt get your permit a week ago

1) i canoed to the arctic circle
2) my favorite food is sushi
3) i just drank some juice
Sep 4 2010 7:08PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
repost
Sep 4 2010 7:09PM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
Yes i did get my permit a week ago (:
Sep 4 2010 7:09PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
favorite food is sushi?
Sep 4 2010 7:14PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
i played touch football with the daughter of the republicans candidate for governor (currently)

i am watching star wars right now

i can backflip on a trampoline
Sep 4 2010 7:14PM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
the first one is a lie. i know it for a fact. haha

I have a sister who is 19 years younger then me.
I met Condalisa Rice and shook Barack Obamas hand.
I went to the top of Mont. Blanc in France.

Sep 4 2010 7:25PM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
all of them are a lie..sneaky one
Sep 4 2010 7:28PM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
wrong !
Sep 4 2010 7:29PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
you did not even make eye contact with ms rise or obama.


I have 27111 songs in itunes and have heard them all
I run an 11 mile loop every friday
I have dropped 32 hits of lsd since june


all mine have numbers! maybe i am a math person?
Sep 4 2010 7:34PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
im gay

i suck at skiing

hansel loves me lots
Sep 4 2010 7:35PM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
Youve never been to the top of Mont Blanc.

1.) i have $137 cash in my wallet right now.
2.) I drive a ferrari
3.) i have a 9.5 inch penis
Sep 4 2010 7:35PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
you are not a math person

I eat food
I have a face
I have friends
Sep 4 2010 7:36PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
this is the lie you sneaky bastard
Sep 4 2010 7:36PM
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jensen
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 1,267
you def don't have a sister who is 19 years younger than you.
Sep 4 2010 7:40PM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
cheater !
Sep 4 2010 7:42PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
2:05

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

"I got a better game, it's called two lies and another lie. Guess who's playing? The entire country."
Sep 4 2010 7:42PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306

2 and 3 are lies...you're playing the game wrong it's not supposed to be 2 lies and 1 truth

1. I played semi-pro rugby for 2 seasons in the UK

2. I dropped a 70ft cliff

3. I'm dating a black girl

Sep 4 2010 7:45PM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
Wrong.

And you arent dating a black girl. you couldnt handle that much booty.
Sep 4 2010 7:47PM
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jensen
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 1,267
winner!

i guess i'll give this a shot...
1. i have been in a warren miller video
2. i was in the finals in the 2004 us open halfpipe
3. i was featured in a full page ad in skiing magazine
Sep 4 2010 7:56PM
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jensen
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 1,267
you have friends is def a lie.
Sep 4 2010 7:57PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
2's a lie

1) i have a big dick for my age
2) i have an irregularly small penis
3) i have a big dick for my age

... hehee
Sep 4 2010 7:59PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
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Sep 4 2010 8:01PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
1. I touched tom wallisch
2. my name is tom
3. i touched myself and became tom wallisch
Sep 4 2010 8:01PM
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Muhammad
Posts: 420 - Karma: 23

I own two pairs of skis

I live in Colorado

I am the father of Miranda Kerr's child

Sep 4 2010 8:18PM
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Woodsy15
Posts: 239 - Karma: 383
you are not the father of Miranda kerr's child

1. My birth mark is in my hair.

2. I started skiing two years ago.

3. I'm skiing right now.
Sep 4 2010 8:28PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80

you live in massachusetts, not colorado

1. I tripped during a parade and got ranover by one of the floats when i was younger

2. I was born in Florida, but moved to Missouri when i was 3

3. I can walk on my hands

Sep 4 2010 8:32PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
cant walk on hands
Sep 4 2010 8:41PM
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YoungJah
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 66
- I skied my first couloir when i was 10 years old.
- I fell 20ft out of a tree with out geting injured.
- I own a lamborghini.
Sep 4 2010 9:08PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
my cousin is good friends with colby west.
my dad built the first big jump at waterville valley
my mom is taking college courses now on the computer.
Sep 4 2010 9:11PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
You didn't fall out of a tree

I have skied on 3 continents
I skied my first double black when I was six
I ski with Sean Pettit
Sep 4 2010 9:18PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323

Im jewish

im catholic

I go to canada alot

Sep 4 2010 9:23PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
1. I have filmed Tom wallisch 2. I have I'm on my iPhone on mobile ns right nao 3. I own a canon t2i
Sep 4 2010 9:25PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
your 12
your 12
your 12


Sep 4 2010 9:29PM
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bcsstore
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
I have broken three bones
My grandpa is an olympian
I own a bomb ass volkswagen vanagon
Sep 4 2010 9:30PM
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gigi.d
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 302
You injured yourself when you fell out of a tree.

I went to the premier of a Warren Miller film
I went to a premier of a PBP movie.
I went to a premier of a Level 1 Production movie.
Sep 4 2010 9:38PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
you didnt go to a PBP movie

1. my aunt works for warren miller

2. i have a 106 foot yacht

3. ive skied whistler
Sep 4 2010 9:45PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
1.)I beat Doug Bishop at a game of rugby.
2.) My penis is irregularily shaped and very veiny.
3.) I once kissed a horse.
Sep 4 2010 10:35PM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
1)i was in prison for 3 years.
2)i have been shot in my right shoulder.
3)i ran with the bulls.
Sep 4 2010 10:38PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
i Ski.
i have never snowboarded
i own a monster truck
Sep 4 2010 10:57PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
I have skied on 3 continents
I skied my first double black when I was six
I ski with Sean Pettit
Sep 4 2010 10:58PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
1. my name is travis.
2. i like to party.
3. you just lost.
Sep 5 2010 2:31AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 5 2010 2:32AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
wide....

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l l
l l
( ) ( )
Sep 5 2010 2:34AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
So are you
So are you
So are you
Sep 5 2010 2:35AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
Don't

Apostrophe you piece of shit.

No we're even.
Sep 5 2010 2:55AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Now*
Sep 5 2010 3:00AM
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