Replying to Going Crazy

Is anybody else experiencing psychological problems because it has been too long since the last you went skiing? I cant even think straight anymore. I have no idea what I should do. I am even starting to carve my mash potatoes during dinner time into lips and running my pees and string beans up and down them. My parents look at me like I'm a crazy freak when i fasten my chicken bones to my fingers with tape and slide my plate and make sound effects while doing so. Is anybody else experiencing these symptoms or other from not being on snow for too long?