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DUKE NUKEM FOREVER...is finished.

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Mike-O
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http://kotaku.com/5629782/duke-nukem-forever-impressions-two-girls-one-duke

After 12 years of 3D Realms spending all the development money on booze, blow and hookers and getting shut down last year, the project was scrapped. The last joke was laughed and it became history: the most expensive game never to be released - hence, "forever".

Well FUCK, developer Gearbox silently picked it up last year, and... well, Duke fucking Nukem is back! Haha! I Nostalgia'd hard. Seems like it's a return to fucking humor and fun in shooter games!

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Sep 3 2010 4:58PM
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jwalt
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I hear jiblife is gunning for that award
Sep 3 2010 5:03PM
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nickyp
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baahahahaha, I was about to post exactly this.


A thread about a MASSIVE time overrun in game development on NS will always be condemned to JibLife jokes.
Sep 3 2010 5:04PM
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Balto
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its gonna be epic IF it comes out
Sep 3 2010 5:12PM
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304NordMan
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how long have we been saying this?
Sep 3 2010 5:17PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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YES!
Sep 3 2010 5:21PM
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Mike-O
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"Cue the Duke Nukem Forever logo and a camera pulls back to show that Duke, in first-person, was playing a video game. He's got a gold Xbox 360 controller with the face buttons re-named as D, U, K and E. There's a busty lady in a schoolgirl outfit near the bottom of your first-person view. And there's a second one. One stands up and wipes her mouth."

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"What about the game, was it any good?" one of them asks.

"Yeah, but after 12 fucking years it should be," he answers.






WHAT CAN I SAY
Sep 3 2010 5:26PM
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Mike-O
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Haha, one more, notice the controls:

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Beer. Mothafucka.
Sep 3 2010 5:32PM
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Big_Spence
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hell.fucking.yes.
Sep 3 2010 6:54PM
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andy_boy
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Hahahhaa.. that's fucking awesome.
Sep 3 2010 8:44PM
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Kayess
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ima just leave this here (note this was an April fools review...so not real)
Sep 3 2010 8:52PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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I dont fucking believe it!
Sep 3 2010 8:58PM
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Mike-O
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Funny thing is that Yatzhee's on holiday and today, this video was voted for the fan favorite to be reposted...same day when the new Duke release was announced :D
Sep 3 2010 8:59PM
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Bhblaine
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solid post. that was hilarious
Sep 4 2010 5:46PM
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CaptainKirk
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May 3rd everyone!

Jan 23 2011 10:59PM
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Daydreaming
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Jan 23 2011 11:03PM
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CaptainKirk
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It's not letting me embed the youtube link fuck haha. Whatever.

Coochie coochie!

http://www.dukenukem.com/#?trailer
Jan 23 2011 11:03PM
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klayer_9
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zero punctuation is hilarious.
Jan 23 2011 11:11PM
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rudager
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Fucking stoked.

I remember playing the 2D game. I loved it.
Jan 23 2011 11:15PM
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1337
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"coochie coochie" hahahahahha
Jan 23 2011 11:20PM
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HKizzle
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I am so stoked now.
Hail to the king, baby!
Jan 23 2011 11:32PM
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broto
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what do duke nukem forever and jiblife have in common?
Jan 23 2011 11:32PM
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[tk]
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Put on your sunglasses and prepare to step into the boots of Duke Nukem, whose legend has reached epic proportions in the years since his last adventure. The alien hordes are back and only Duke can save the world, again. Pig cops, alien shrink rays and enormous alien bosses won't stop our hero from accomplishing his one and only goal: to save the world, save the babes and to be a bad-ass while doing it.

The King of All Shooters is back with over-the-top weapons, massive aliens and unprecedented levels of interactivity. This game puts pedal to the metal and tongue firmly in cheek, among other places. Shoot hoops, lift weights, read adult magazines, draw crude messages on whiteboards or ogle one of the many beautiful women that populate Duke’s life; that is if you can pull yourself away long enough from kicking ass and taking names. Duke Nukem was and will forever be immortalized in gaming history, and this is his legend.

Genre: First-Person Shooter
Publisher: 2K Games
Developer/Co-Developer: Gearbox Software / 3D Realms
Release Date: May 3, 2011
MSRP: $59.99
Also on: GCN, PC, PS3
RP-M+ for Rating Pending, Targeting a Rating of Mature or Above
Jan 24 2011 3:21AM
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Big_Spence
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blood and gore
intense violence
strong language
mature humor
nudity
strong sexual content
use of drugs and alcohol






hell yes duke nukem.
Jan 24 2011 11:20AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum....And I am all out of gum.
Hail to the king
I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck
Blow it out your ass
Jan 24 2011 11:37AM
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SeanTom
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I'm 12, what i.........this looks fucking amazing.
Jan 24 2011 12:34PM
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maximiliaan
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thats why i love this job!
FUCK YEAH!
Jan 24 2011 12:36PM
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PetriDish
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Haha. Day one buy.

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Feb 9 2011 5:27PM
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Mike-O
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So, the game is out. It's fun, it really is, but I don't think I'm gonna play it through, the gameplay is more tedious than enjoyable and the in-your-face-and-down-your-neck humor has kinda lost its touch after gems like Portal.
Jun 13 2011 10:34AM
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