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Poison Ivy? haha

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FiveCrew
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alright i just figured out that i got poison ivy bad on my face and my dick hah, does any ns'er know of any remedies
Sep 3 2010 3:43PM
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BLUMPKING
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Sep 3 2010 3:44PM
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GayWolf420
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Lathering up your junk with bengay should do the trick.
Sep 3 2010 3:44PM
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nickyp
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inb4 put Icy Hot on your groin
Sep 3 2010 3:45PM
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J-Evs
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icy hot
gets rid of it real fast
Sep 3 2010 3:49PM
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jwalt
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this

hahahaahaha
Sep 3 2010 3:52PM
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FiveCrew
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thanks for ur help but im not gonna try icy hot, it hurts
Sep 3 2010 3:53PM
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cab509
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be happy, at least you didn't go to the free clinic because you thought the poison ivy on yo dick was an STD from a dirty girl you slept with.
Sep 3 2010 4:08PM
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nickyp
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that's what she said
Sep 3 2010 4:16PM
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GratefulDead
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Haha you suck.
Sep 3 2010 4:20PM
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FiveCrew
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cuz i tried to get it on my dick right?
Sep 3 2010 4:24PM
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GratefulDead
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Seems like your hands did
Sep 3 2010 4:26PM
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GHardie
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thats happened to me.... more than once
Sep 3 2010 4:31PM
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X_ANKILLA
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I hear if you rub more poison ivy on your dick and face, that it'll cancel out the original poison ivy
Sep 3 2010 4:37PM
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cab509
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oh yeah, but to solve your problem, chlorine. It's the best way I've found to dry out Poison Ivy.
Sep 3 2010 4:43PM
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BLUMPKING
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the only way to fix it is so get a friend to urinate on the affected area. your own urine wont work because it has been infected.
Sep 3 2010 4:57PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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run it under the hottest water you can stand... works every time
Sep 3 2010 5:06PM
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Abc567def
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i tried to convince one of my friends the same thing about sunburns
Sep 3 2010 5:07PM
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nomensteven
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Wash it with cold water, kinda late for that though it probably won't do any good. Next time spot it before you roll around in it.
Sep 3 2010 5:13PM
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WVskiing
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shit works good

Sep 3 2010 5:14PM
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wintersway
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calamine lotion or whatever it is
Sep 3 2010 5:18PM
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Rumi.
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this may sound weird and painful for your groin but lemon juice works so well for drying it out
Sep 3 2010 5:24PM
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123+ski
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shit man i hope you dont get it as bad as i do
i go it 2 weeks ago, and there are still faint marks on my arms, but once it started to fade i broke out in hives. they say im just like super sensitive, and it sucks, but its starting to get better

also one doctor told me that dawn should work as well as tecnu
Sep 3 2010 5:58PM
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Cam.t
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yah that stuff rules
Sep 3 2010 7:01PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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go jump in a pool the chlorine drys it out
Sep 3 2010 7:39PM
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T.L.
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scrub it til' it bleeds you soft served bitch.

but seriously... thats what i do.  it scabs and goes away faster.
Sep 3 2010 7:48PM
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FiveCrew
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read the thread again, its on my face and my dick im not gonna make them bleed
Sep 4 2010 1:18AM
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X_ANKILLA
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also another man's saliva massaged on the infected area can make quick work of the poison ivy. However if the saliva drops below the standard temperature of a humans mouth it won't work
Sep 4 2010 1:26AM
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BLUMPKING
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ive heard its a special type of saliva only found at the back of the throat
Sep 4 2010 1:37AM
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.frenchy
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Hahaha dude that sucks!
Sep 4 2010 10:13AM
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matt.s
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scrub yourself with dish soap using the brush with the toughest bristles available.

poison ivy leaves an irritating oil on your skin, the dish soap fights the oil and the tough bristle brush is more likely to get it out than a cloth
Sep 4 2010 10:15AM
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KravtZ
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definatly not, the little blisters of poison ivy when they break spread so the bristles would definatly break them and casue them to spread more.
Sep 4 2010 10:23AM
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Walter.
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has anyone here heard of calamine lotion? shit...
Sep 5 2010 1:34AM
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FiveCrew
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yea, but ive tried that plenty of times an it dont work fast enough, but thanks
Sep 5 2010 8:41AM
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L.U.P.E.
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go to a cvs or any drug store and ask for super ivy dry shit is soo bomb the poison ivy will be gone in 2 days max. i feel for you man i get poison ivy soooo bad, goodluck.
Sep 5 2010 10:50AM
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Black.Bird
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Use calamine lotion like someone mentioned. If it's around your mouth you might want to get it checked by a doc asap, poison ivy spreads since it's an oil and you might run the chance of it entering your mouth. This will create pimples down your trachea and potentially down your lungs if you don't do something about it. This happened to my friend, it was really bad and had to get some antibiotics. Try not to touch/scratch since this will cause the oil to spread. Hope it wont get too extreme like my buddies.
Sep 5 2010 11:25AM
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meth_time
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So this isn't a thread about the jonas brothers...
Sep 5 2010 11:40AM
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