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Even better than getting laid...

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AcidKing
Posts: 284 - Karma: 10
Is when your girlfriend leaves her unopened Twix PB on your dresser and forgets about it when she leaves. FUCKING WIN!
Sep 3 2010 1:11AM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
/sex claim
Sep 3 2010 1:12AM
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MrYeates
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 91
lucky...
Sep 3 2010 1:12AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
:] I used to leave snacks around and forget them


for ex's.... now i'm sad.
Sep 3 2010 1:13AM
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epoxiedtip
Posts: 535 - Karma: 56
tell me why.
Sep 3 2010 1:15AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
you can leave treats around for me if you'd think that would relive your sadness
Sep 3 2010 1:15AM
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Rockhound
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
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Sep 3 2010 1:16AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
yea me too. we don't even have to have sex. i mean that'd be a french benefit.
Sep 3 2010 1:23AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
manage a trois ?
Sep 3 2010 1:25AM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
the best things in life are free
Sep 3 2010 1:32AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
twix is awesome.
Sep 3 2010 1:38AM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
twix pb > twix original
Sep 3 2010 1:42AM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
I'd call claim on this but PB twix bars are really that delicious.
Sep 3 2010 1:43AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
haven't had pb. been out of the chocolate bar scene for a while now. some people say i eat to many chocolate bars...
Sep 3 2010 1:44AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
im gonna have to go and make me a twix smore right about now
Sep 3 2010 1:47AM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
I like your sig.
Sep 3 2010 10:18AM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
TWIX PB ARE THE BEST CANDY BAR KNOWN TO MAN IF YOU HAVENT HAD ONE OR DISLIKE IT YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF SERIOUSLY ITS OREOS AND PEANUT BUTTER SURROUNDED BY GODLY CHOCOLATE WHATS NOT TO LIKE
Sep 3 2010 10:26AM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
Excuse me my friend, but...nothing, is better than getting laid. The next best thing is twix pb, when you finished #1, you went to #2.
Sep 3 2010 10:34AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
what's this? men say chocolate better than sex? interesting!
Sep 3 2010 10:45AM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
Today's Stats Lesson:

-Never infer anything from a faulty sample.


Have a Great Day!
Sep 3 2010 10:54AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
Deep Tissue Massage>Sex
Sep 3 2010 12:27PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
twix>chocolate
Sep 3 2010 12:38PM
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mega.
Posts: 495 - Karma: 16
FAIL.
sex>candy bars
Sep 3 2010 12:43PM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
Heroin?
Sep 3 2010 1:46PM
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