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CRAZIEST EDIT OF MY LIFE (2010) ...stuff u SHOULDN'T TRY!!!

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JON_MCMURRAY
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So this is a mash up of our classic to our newest footy...

FOOTAGE OF NEAR DEATH SHIT to just straight whylin the fuck out.... I PRESENT U LOOSE CANON LIFE:



Much love,

McFee
Sep 3 2010 12:40AM
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JacheOReally
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eh?
Sep 3 2010 12:40AM
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chardi
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well the video is 6 minutes long and it was posted a minute ago..... but good thing it sucks right?
Sep 3 2010 12:43AM
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jwalt
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you honestly do some of the most retarded shit ever, how you've never managed to get injured is beyond me. Yes I know you were doing this several years ago too.
Sep 3 2010 12:45AM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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haha no doubt
Sep 3 2010 12:47AM
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Deezy
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thats some crazy shit.
Sep 3 2010 12:48AM
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Mooserz
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you take all the hate so well. im impressed considering its coming from pretty much everyone
Sep 3 2010 12:49AM
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JayDope
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so i still dont know what that all ment
Sep 3 2010 12:51AM
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Piste.Off
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i hope none of you ever reproduce
Sep 3 2010 12:52AM
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chardi
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what did i just watch????? let me recap. there was:

people jumping off roofs into bushes, trucks, boxes, wtf else?

drinking

a bit of skiing, which was actually really good

a bunch more girls kissing. which i can't complain... but....

stab wounds

surgery

drinking

a shot of a dude falling off a ladder into a pool, like 7 times.

a guy jumped through a flaming glass table (really? why did it need to be on fire too?)

more blood

a guy almost fell into a fucking crevasse??

and anything else you could imagine was in there.



it was shocking yet enjoyable, like sour skittles.
Sep 3 2010 12:54AM
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Deezy
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haha the guy in the hospital at 5:35 has NS on his shoulder.

Sep 3 2010 12:54AM
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oreopancake.
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holy shit
Sep 3 2010 12:54AM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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I wish I could say I've never been injured bro... I've broked my back on 2 separate occasions & put a compression fracture in my neck on another... there's a bigger list but u get the idea. Funny thing is other then the neck fracture NONE of my injuries have been doing crazy shit... it's always catching myself off guard fooling around like showing up to a shoot hungover & not speed checking a jump. SPEED CHECK KIDS SPEED CHECK!!! lol
Sep 3 2010 12:55AM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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Thoroughly enjoyed this reply especially the skittle part lol
Sep 3 2010 12:57AM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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With the way your mom's been acting we're at pretty high risk bro... U looking for a few new step dads by chance? xo
Sep 3 2010 12:59AM
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JOP177
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This is why we shouldn't have universal health care.  People like this...  I don't want to pay for the Loose Cannon Fuckfaces
Sep 3 2010 1:03AM
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messplay
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got damn sen, you fuckin suck. spit at me?

an emcee so ill i got aids scared to catch me, bring it "mcmurray"
Sep 3 2010 1:03AM
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HIT
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you make me not want to ski gangster anymore
Sep 3 2010 1:04AM
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tj.hall
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LLAWWLZZ! That was good.Click for larger image
Sep 3 2010 1:04AM
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hue.
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repost.

and this is the most idiotic, wannabe jackass video i have ever seen
Sep 3 2010 1:05AM
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RickAstley
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To be quite honest, stupid as it was, I throughly enjoyed that
Sep 3 2010 1:07AM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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I know hey? It's hilarious... the little kid bloggers of this industry alone are by far my biggest haters. U think they'd have a little respect for those who paved the way for em. It's very entertaining reading tho I must admit, there's sum clever little fuckers on here lol
Sep 3 2010 1:07AM
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beezey
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The stupidest fucking thing i have seen AGAIN in a long while.
Sep 3 2010 1:08AM
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Piste.Off
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you should make your next crazy video of all you guys giving each other vasectomies
Sep 3 2010 1:10AM
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N-John360
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No hate or anything just a question....if you were that dirty at free-skiing why'd you start focusing on something else?
Sep 3 2010 1:11AM
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bustinthejus
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Who the fuck are you, why do you have an orange name, and what the fuck did I just watch?
Sep 3 2010 1:11AM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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Yes u r an MC, but me? I'm the whole alphabet
want more letters little bitch how bout R.I.P.
More illegal with the flow then a long crime spree
kick ya ass out these bars u don't got I.D.
That's a front... ur no man.. that's a thong I see
I see bitched in your eyes you use wrong visine
Fean 2 smoke my weed cuz ur lawns not green
Cuz your gardener's your mom who I fucked last week
hanky panky... BITCH u should thank me
I gave her revenge for your childhood spankings
This my ship... you're the lowest of ranking
You're raps keep me bored while your walking the plank PEACE!
Sep 3 2010 1:14AM
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Whifazoo
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good call, not a huge fan of the vid, some gnar stuff, but i like your tunes and you slay. puls you had a flames jersy on  :D
Sep 3 2010 1:16AM
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purps
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hahahaha holy shit im not sure what to think of that. around 2:23 the fatty raps about bologna
Sep 3 2010 1:17AM
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GratefulShred
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Dear, The LCP,
Ever since your guys segment in Pop Yer Bottles, my life has been changed.
This is by far the rowdiest shit I have ever seen.
Haters gonna hate. The majority of the kids in this thread don't know shit.
Sincerely,
GratefulShred
Sep 3 2010 1:17AM
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Steeezy-E
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 mr. jon mcmurray,
i now offer constructive criticism.

1. skiing - this was epic - your team has balls and talent
2. the party footage - also epic - uncensored version?
3. graf - nice wild style
now for the constuctive part

1. you dress like a tool. yes i know your from some "hood" and your people are all "hard" and youll "fuckin merk me." i dont care. you look like a douchebag
2. the rap - eh okay, i think it detracted from the edit
3. the rediculously stupid shit. jumping on a flaming glass table, getting stabbed, wailing on a guy with chiars ect. - BRO, NOT COOL.

there was some sweet stuff, and some stuff that just make me go these kids are retarded, in the wost, most uncool, most not even remotly good in anyway sense of the word.
Sep 3 2010 1:19AM
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Deezy
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the guy who almost fell down the crevasse
Sep 3 2010 1:23AM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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It was the hardest decision of my life to be honest. I worked so long to go pro & was finally traveling the world doing my thing. But the biggest thing that it did for me was make me realize there's really no limits in life... & so I asked myself 'if I could be absolutely anything in the world wut would I be' & a rapper was the answer.

I knew it wouldn't come over night & I sucked at it at the time but I didn't give a fuck... It was hard though... I couldn't give both skiing & music 100% & I was torn 2 different directions for a while. FINALY fate/god/universe whatever we like to call it stepped in and broke my back a second time. I still came back and did one last Europe MSP film trip but I knew in my heart I was already leaving the game.

I've never looked back & I'm stoked on my decision... I'm in love with the music & couldn't be more grateful to be on the path I'm on.

Long answer lol But hey it's a very personal question
Sep 3 2010 1:26AM
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Arabian.
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HEY JON MCMURRAY, NOW THAT YOU'RE DONE DOING THE LAME RAP/WHITE PERSON THING, ARE YOU GONNA BE THE NEXT MARK WAHLBERG?


Sep 3 2010 1:28AM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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Actually I'm fully enjoying my teaching career lol


Sep 3 2010 1:33AM
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Arabian.
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Fuck kids. BE MARKY MARK MARK 2.
Sep 3 2010 1:34AM
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Online_Alien
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You skiing level ------- (8/10)































everything else you do in life -------(-592783/10)
Sep 3 2010 1:35AM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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Don't worry babygirl we have our own doctors xo


Sep 3 2010 1:37AM
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Nathn
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I thought that was sick as fuck. Granted you are all idiots but it was still sweet.

Backflip/lincoln loop on to a rail was dope.

The music was definitely not my thing though.
Sep 3 2010 1:38AM
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Uah
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aim for the bushes?

.. yup
Sep 3 2010 1:41AM
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rickroller
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fuck you are stupid.
Sep 3 2010 1:44AM
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H8CH
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Focused represent..... MCMurray my hat is off to your ballsyness...... never seen anyone do the shit you pull - why you not working in hollywood as a stuntmant and getting paid for this??? it's a no brainer?!
Sep 3 2010 1:45AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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What movie was with that crazy crevasse? I remember seeing that and i was in aw.
Sep 3 2010 1:48AM
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585.
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haha what the fuck did i just watch?
Sep 3 2010 1:50AM
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montanan
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siick
Sep 3 2010 1:50AM
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TheHundreds
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Excuss me?  Paved the way for em?  Wait ok, let me get this straight... Because you where in ski movie 3?...2?  You paved the way for little fucker on here?  If you where a Tanner or a Jon or a Simon or a Seth or a Sammy or a CR or a JP or a JF or an Anthony or a Boyd Easly or a Mike Douglas even one of the three Phils, then yeah... You would have paved the way... But a hasbeen skier claiming to pave the way for the T-Walls or Parker Whites... No... Just straight no...

Sep 3 2010 1:57AM
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iFail
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Yep.  Not impressive.   5:36 ish is just 1/10th of what you'll all look like in a couple months and nobody will remember you a year later.

The flips into bushes and all that are good, the ball on ladder thing was what I would have expected when I saw the ball in the air, and the glass table fire thing was what I expected.  Get a fucking brain, you make Dudesons(who are actually fun to watch to a point) look smart.  And no being an idiot doesn't make you cool.  Have fun being retarded in a wheelchair the rest of your life!

Sep 3 2010 2:00AM
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OscarTheGrouch
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that was stupid as fuck.

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Sep 3 2010 2:02AM
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deleted5
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i actually liked it
Sep 3 2010 2:08AM
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akNoface
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I'm not mad...I'm just disappointed...
Sep 3 2010 2:22AM
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t3hb055
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LOOZE CNNON PLRZ R COOl
Sep 3 2010 2:32AM
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