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Pick up lines!

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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
I need some pick up lines for this thing called mr.shorecrest that i am in. And they are going to be said in front of like 400 people so make them appropriate!
Sep 2 2010 11:37PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i don't think you can make that call. you have the worst spelling one this site, intentional or not.
Sep 3 2010 10:13PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
shit just got real
Sep 3 2010 10:15PM
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fhitshace10
Posts: 374 - Karma: 10

hey baby first im gonna kiss you passionatly on your lips

then move up to your belly button

Sep 3 2010 10:20PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
did it hurt? what? when you fell from heaven duh classic
Sep 3 2010 10:22PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
hahaha

and hows the outerwear site coming?

Sep 3 2010 10:25PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
my spelling is way off but here it goes.... does this smell like chloroform?
Sep 3 2010 10:49PM
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fhitshace10
Posts: 374 - Karma: 10

a huge pain in the ass

fuck html

Sep 3 2010 10:57PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater
Sep 3 2010 11:00PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Also the banana cream pie one that I post in every pick up line thread.
Sep 3 2010 11:09PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
ahoy there fair maiden might i trouble thee for a fistin' (in a pirate voice)


wow your shirt is pretty but a little fashion advice.... it would look so much better on my floor.


should i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


smile if you want to sleep with me!



im drunk im fat it's on!
Sep 3 2010 11:11PM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
Sep 3 2010 11:12PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
im about yo use this in real life hah
Sep 4 2010 12:52AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
im about yo use this in real life hah
Sep 4 2010 1:00AM
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Mr.lucky
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
REPOST
Sep 4 2010 1:02AM
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hunterBear
Posts: 391 - Karma: 104
fucking amazing.
Sep 4 2010 2:31AM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
You ladies play your cards right,
and you just might meet the whole gang.
Sep 4 2010 5:12AM
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Squidles
Posts: 225 - Karma: 98
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife so get in the van.
Sep 4 2010 6:30AM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
yes
Sep 4 2010 6:49AM
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R.GISH
Posts: 231 - Karma: 25
lol twice
Sep 4 2010 10:47AM
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.orion
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
My doctor told me I turn to stone when i'm near cute chicks, I can already feel myself getting hard.


/bump
Sep 11 2010 1:26AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
DAMMIT, i was gonna say that.
Sep 11 2010 3:26AM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
hahaha great
Sep 11 2010 10:29AM
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