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NS=NeverSucks
Posts: 256 - Karma: 17
I need help to stop looking at porn and when I say I'm going to stop I just go back to it. I know I'm going to get comments like that's why you get a girlfriend or so and so but I'm trying. I know porn is pointless and I wonder why I keep looking at it when I think to myself this is really pointless and I could do better things on the internet. I'll probably get hated on or my karma will go down or something. So what are somethings to stop looking at porn and +K to good answers.
Sep 2 2010 12:08PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
1st
Sep 2 2010 12:08PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
get a hobby

^lulz typical response
Sep 2 2010 12:09PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
Cut your dick off, problem solved.
Sep 2 2010 12:09PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
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Sep 2 2010 12:10PM
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NS=NeverSucks
Posts: 256 - Karma: 17
I have a couple hobbies I like to do.
Sep 2 2010 12:13PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
find some others that dont involve touching yourself
Sep 2 2010 12:16PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
or touching your keyboard on newschoolers.com
Sep 2 2010 12:17PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
you best not be trolling.

hit up a flash game website, ive spent days just doing that
Sep 2 2010 12:25PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
transformice
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Sep 2 2010 12:27PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
just cut off your access to a computer for a few weeks. have someone make a password on it for you so you can only go on if they are watching you. and when you are alone... no internet!
Sep 2 2010 12:29PM
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Heyawhatsup
Posts: 424 - Karma: 4
I'm getting the feeling you be TROLLIN. But if not just do what I do go on newschoolers or other websites like stumbleupon, or you could get friends... but that might be a little hard for you.
Sep 2 2010 12:33PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,856
get past the three day hump. after that your clear. dont do it for three days by hiding your computer or sopthin. then boom! easy
Sep 2 2010 12:42PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
hide your computer from yourself.....foolproof
Sep 2 2010 12:54PM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
totally lol'd
Sep 2 2010 12:55PM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
what he ment to say was hobbies not involving porn
Sep 2 2010 12:56PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
go outside.
Sep 2 2010 12:58PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
Just jack off till your dick becomes raw then jack off some more then after you jack off after you jack off you jack off again then maybe after all the times you have jacked off you will finally stop being such a horny motherfucker
Sep 2 2010 1:19PM
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NS=NeverSucks
Posts: 256 - Karma: 17
I'm not trollin!
Sep 2 2010 3:30PM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+stop+your+addiction+to+porn
Sep 2 2010 3:34PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
wait are you just sitting there watching porn? or fapping cuz just watching it is weird
Sep 2 2010 3:36PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! your an asshole haha.
Sep 2 2010 3:42PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,856
no retard, have someone hide it for you... durp
Sep 2 2010 3:45PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
looking at porn is the first step, then you have to jack off. Its the strangest thing, I really want to look at porn, so I do, then I jack off, and I don't want to look at porn as much anymore, and I can go another 12 hours or so.
Sep 2 2010 3:49PM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
who are you talking to?
Sep 2 2010 3:51PM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
what? why was my post deleted. i wasnt breaking any rules
Sep 2 2010 3:56PM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115
inb4 possible multi pager.
Sep 2 2010 3:58PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
whenever you go onto the computer put you penis into an empty shampoo bottle so that whenever you start getting an errection it becomes restricted inside the bottle causing you pain and stoping the bloodflow the affected region. over an extended period time of the repetion of this foolproof method you brain will then associate internet pornography and pain of the penis. You will be outside making friends and enjoying the world with a boyhood wonder in no time!
Sep 2 2010 4:19PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
haha good idea.

also, electroshock therapy seems to work pretty well.
Sep 2 2010 4:47PM
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=Carson=
Posts: 665 - Karma: 24
Dowload a parental control program and have your friend make a password you dot know
Sep 2 2010 5:53PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Stolen from gif thread, but it was the first thing i thought of...

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Sep 2 2010 5:57PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
make... it.... STOPPP!!!!!!!
Sep 2 2010 5:58PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
hahahah i don't even know broseph
Sep 2 2010 5:58PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
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why would you want to quit looking at porn? porn is the only thing that keeps the rape rate so low
Sep 2 2010 7:27PM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115
,
Sep 2 2010 7:29PM
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s@lomonskier
Posts: 175 - Karma: 66

 Well it seems to me that your problem is that you are bored with your normal way of masturbation,

Something you might wamt to try is gently rubbing a cheese grater up and down until you see blood , then repeat...

Sep 2 2010 7:29PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
haha. porn is shitty anyway
Sep 2 2010 7:32PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
ns is not the best place to go for this
Sep 2 2010 7:35PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
he may need help because he wants to QUIT looking at porn
Sep 2 2010 7:38PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,856
either stollen from other thread or you post whored.
Sep 2 2010 7:41PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
i post whored, and wanted to give him motivation to not give up
Sep 2 2010 7:42PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,856
hahahahaha +k
Sep 2 2010 8:19PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
don't ever try it with tooth paste. you might think it would be fun, and it would feel all cool and shit, and awesome. but its actually not fun at all. it doesn't lube, it makes it all sticky and restricts the motion, and then your dick feels really cold for like an hour. not that i've ever tried that...
Sep 2 2010 8:24PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
go outside.
Sep 2 2010 8:28PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i wanna see some blonde take it from behind- your mentality before masturbating

porn sucks, why do i watch it. so pointless!- your mentality after masturbating
Sep 2 2010 8:30PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
lol.
Sep 2 2010 8:34PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
boobs
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Sep 2 2010 9:30PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
lol hump
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Sep 2 2010 9:36PM
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NS=NeverSucks
Posts: 256 - Karma: 17
NS was the only place I know to ask this question.
Sep 2 2010 9:43PM
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CodyTurner
Posts: 677 - Karma: 86
Haha yous trollin'.....Goto teensagainstporn or sumthing and see if you can  ask god to help you stop whacking it.....or next time you goto tug one off instead of using lotion use tabasco, i bet you wont touch your dick for a week after that
Sep 2 2010 9:46PM
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NS=NeverSucks
Posts: 256 - Karma: 17
probably never going to quit looking at porn because when I say that Im going to quit I always come back looking at it awww.
Sep 3 2010 12:33AM
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