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Obey.
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
and already hated on...I hate being a newb. Reccomendations?


Sep 2 2010 12:00AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
Post Whore
Sep 2 2010 12:01AM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
To: Bro@StoryTellers.com
CC: Hansel@StoryTellers.com
BCC: Chap@RivetingTales.com
Sep 2 2010 12:01AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
make a stupid thread about nothing in some obscure regionals forum and make like 500 posts in it. that should get you started.
Sep 2 2010 12:01AM
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Heyawhatsup
Posts: 424 - Karma: 4
Suggestion, start off with a funny thread and continue making good posts, this will get you the internet popularity you desire because you obviously need approval of others.
Sep 2 2010 12:11AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i hear fucking a relative gives you e popularity
Sep 2 2010 12:12AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Being an e-celeb doesn't get you red carpet treatment or anything, but I guess you could get a furry red keyboard and a red mouse pad.
Sep 2 2010 12:14AM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
As long as it's a much closer relation that you previously suspected...
Sep 2 2010 12:25AM
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altadonkeys
Posts: 122 - Karma: 118
I'm new here too
Sep 2 2010 12:29AM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
take your username and apply it to this...
https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/457485/
Sep 2 2010 12:32AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37372 - Karma: 119,843
make endless threads requesting reviews on the line afterbangs.
Sep 2 2010 12:33AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Do what I do. /thread
Sep 2 2010 12:34AM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
don't make a thread to draw attention to yourself.

oh wait.
Sep 2 2010 12:34AM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
thats probably what you did...
my advice, dont listen to this
Sep 2 2010 12:43AM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
post. on everything you have an opinion on.
Sep 2 2010 12:49AM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
guize I'm new here too any suggestions how to not be a newfag?

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Sep 2 2010 12:52AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
best way to be loved on NS

start political threads


just make sure you end them ;)
Sep 2 2010 12:52AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
sound advice
Sep 2 2010 12:55AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
make sure you read the entire "Higher Things Thread" and that you post in it after reading it.

Also make a thread asking where the hell k-rob went?
Sep 2 2010 12:56AM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
bang your cousin n boast about it
Sep 2 2010 12:57AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
honest price.
Sep 2 2010 12:57AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
where the hell did k-rob go? i'm out of the loop.
Sep 2 2010 12:58AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,351
Give me a blowie.
Sep 2 2010 12:59AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
read the noob guide, then lurk and study the forums for 6 years, then start posting
Sep 2 2010 1:00AM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
hay i'm a newbie too wat do
Sep 2 2010 1:00AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
i remember when i was a noob on ns and everyone hated me. oh wait i still am hated
Sep 2 2010 1:01AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
you shut your whore mouth, and speak when spoken to bitch.
Sep 2 2010 1:02AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
everyones hated by everyone
Sep 2 2010 1:02AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
haha i remember when you hated on me when i joined, you still do
Sep 2 2010 1:03AM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
damnit. i just tried to like this. fuck facebook...
Sep 2 2010 1:05AM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
i remember when i joined and steezyohio was nice to me :)... and i felt all warm inside
Sep 2 2010 1:08AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
being all warm inside was and unfortunate side effect of my kindness
Sep 2 2010 1:12AM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
:)
Sep 2 2010 1:17AM
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altadonkeys
Posts: 122 - Karma: 118
shut the hell up
Sep 2 2010 1:25AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
ns is like high school. the sex you want, you don't get. the sex you get, you don't want.
Sep 2 2010 1:26AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
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Sep 2 2010 1:29AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
shut the fuck up you faggot whore
Sep 2 2010 1:35AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
.
Sep 2 2010 1:36AM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
no
Sep 2 2010 1:36AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
sig'd


and i was hated on HARD when i was a noob, now i hate on some people and some people hate on me, but whatever, its just the internet.
Sep 2 2010 1:36AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37372 - Karma: 119,843
make degrading comments towards females.
Sep 2 2010 1:37AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
also use the N word often
Sep 2 2010 1:40AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37372 - Karma: 119,843
and use racial slurs whenever possible.
Sep 2 2010 1:41AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
most simple advice...

on ns, bro tells no cool stories.

The only person on this website who tells cool stories is hansel.
Sep 2 2010 1:42AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
1. fuck relative
2. tell internet
3. ????
4. profit!
Sep 2 2010 1:43AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
and post nudes of chicks
Sep 2 2010 1:44AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
and hansel is a fucking ginger queer.

just kidding hansel, i love you. but your new york wall is fucking gay. =)
Sep 2 2010 1:44AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37372 - Karma: 119,843
If by chance you receive nude photos of females you happen to know, please feel at home and share them with the Newschoolers community.
Sep 2 2010 1:45AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
make sure you facebook friend request Evan Heath http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505490064&ref=ts

also watch out for members with green names. thats the female population on the website. we refuse to let them have pink names because, well pinks just tits.
Sep 2 2010 1:47AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
and they pink members are mods!
Sep 2 2010 1:48AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
on the rare chance that you see a orange name....... well you can probably guess the other minority that we dislike...
Sep 2 2010 1:49AM
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