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Ski Poems!

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I.B
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Okay...I searched i couldn't find anything else like this. soooo.... Heres mine i wrote in A5 today...


Sunny Outside wish it would snow but i don't know,
Hiking a mountain can't wait to ski that wonderful pow right next to me,
Sitting in class wanting to ski but i'm here stuck getting my degree.
Physics geology nothing compares to grabbing those skis when in the air,
Nothing enters my mind except what i'm gonna do switch to finish the line,
I think if i land my cork 5 i'll have it good this time.


NOW GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kzrstf
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no
homo
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ThaLetterM.
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you really think people are gonna post poems in this thread?

Newschoolers? Poetry? Come on
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Relish_man
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How about a haiku? N. C
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Relish_man
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Well that fucked up... Anyways,here; Snow is everywhere / the trailhead's over there / oh look,a brown bear!
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chardi
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from this thread:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/537832/

called "ski poem," i'm not sure what you searched for.

anyway heres a few from it:

By STEEZY*MCSTEEZE

Silent is snow falling on a mountain hitting my face as I fly off a cliff loud is the avalance craving for my life my thoughts knowing if I fall I could die eternal is the joy from skiing worth dying for



Courtesy of Fraglemuffin$

if there ever was a winter without snow
and the sun shined on the grass that showed

no pow, no back country
no park or steezzzzz
no place to go and put on his skis

jeff would sit in his room and cry,
he would curse the world and anger the skies

but all that fell was a warm summers rain
that dampened his heart and burned his...brain

jeff would speak calmly and say:
"fuck my life, fuck this rain"



By Jibbinc.

Like the citys view on a winter day,

Clouds have rolled in, skys have turned grey.

Looking around into the sweet white abyss

I find myself troubled to acknowladge all this.

Ground, trees and sky all the same

Sometimes I wonder if I am insane

For hanging from chairs 30 feet in the air

While 40 kilometer winds gust through my hair.

The fragile black lift rattles and shakes

As it travels upwards for the 11 minuates it takes.

Reaching the top I look back to see

A flat layer of clouds moving under me

The sunny blue sky and soft white snow

With skyscraypers peeking through the fog below.

I am free to venture where I choose to roam

This is why I call the mountain my home.


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VT_scratch
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i have a bunch i used for a poetry collection i did for creative writing class ill try and find em
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Sklar
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i really dig those, especially the last 2
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Rime.
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Haha, killer rhymes guys. Keep it up.
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chardi
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yo post up some of yours. you guys have the best ski poems. i left my rime knits hat at home (poem on the hat, how sick is that??) and i have the tag with the poem pined up on my wall.
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Common_Cents
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Galavanting down a long steep hill
My legs get heavy and my stomach begins to fill

With a sense of fear for the jump im approaching
My jacket suddenly seems heavy, my pants encroaching

And then no more, Im in the air
Switch 720, double blunt to my despair

That the ground is now close, I falling down
Uh oh! Spat! now my Air-raids are all brown!
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Common_Cents
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pulled out of my ass btw
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Rime.
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"This playful powdered snow terrain keeps me so soulful and sane, its insane"

"I get my fresh tracks to relax, so my life is free from relapse"
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chardi
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now das wassup.
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MothaHucker
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lets switch it to rap.

almost to the top, lookin at that drop to the left below me, when i stomp this ma bitch burke said shed blow me.

word

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fsscott
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haiku made me think of djo...
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double_D
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his smooth style
it is untouchable
he is untouchable
revolutionizing the sport
once a weekend hobby
now most stuntmen don’t try


switches it up
time seems to slow
everyone is barley visible
crashing is not an option

he is airborne
stomps the landing
once was humanly impossible
now looks completely effortless
this is progression at its finest
and this is only ascending

day soon turns to night
his smooth style and skill pauses
but the sun will soon return
this progression is unstoppable
he is unstoppable


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Literature
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/cult/home/id/4286/t/NS+Poetry/
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I.B
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THANK YOU.
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Isabelle
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there you go:

A passion, a lifestyle a way of self expression,

If were not able to do it we will get an depression.

It’s something that separates us from the gapper hordes that fill our slopes.

If were not able to do it you might as well hang us to the ropes.

we love this shit people call skiing, and very view understand our passion

so very view understand our pain if we have to miss a sick session.

But everytime were out there we take risks, no pain no gain,

But getting’ an injury fucked up all your plans so you can flush those down the drain.

It gave you a meanin’ a reason to wake up and to keep continue breathin’

It gave you a fuckin’ reason to stay alive and fight all the crap that comes with living.

But not being able to ski, is not being able to live,

So can’t you tell I’m hurting massive.

I dulled the pain by breaking shit and feeling sorry for myself.

I relaxed the anxieties of my pain with heavy drinking and self pity.

I don’t wanna become a nobody that’s not what I’m meant to be,

Sitting at home doing nothing was never what I planned for me.

So fuck this shit I’m gonna get back up and be stronger than ever,

Fixing my knee and gettin’ better that’s what’s important so I’m gonna be clever.

Its hard I know, but shit happens and you have to get over it,

That’s what I tell myself so I don’t quit.

Recovery is gonna take a while but I’m going for it,

And I wont quit…

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TheDude
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to the tune of jingle bells

dashing throught the snow

on a pair of broken skis

over the hills we go

smashing into trees

the snow is turning red

i think im close to dead

im going to the hospital

for stiches in my head

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I.B
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BUMP
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chardi
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haha i remember that from when i was younger
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Uncle.Badness
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Yo
I have many a ho
they be all on their knees to receive my snow
Men ask me for sex
I don't always say no
but don't worry yourself
no homo
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Abc567def
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its not really a poem but does anyone remember the thread by the kid who made a short story about skiing. I think it was about CR?? read it a long time ago but remember it was really sick.

Just realized i wasn't helpful but it anyone could find that it would be awesome
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Isabelle
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there you go

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/541706/

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Dan.P
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Ah shit that made me laugh
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skitheeast22
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i did this one for school

StartFragment

It is the beginning of the ski season.

As I wait in line I look up themountain to see snow scattered trails across the mountain.

I gracefully hop on the chair, asa deer would hop a fence.

On my ride up I take a deepbreath to take it all in, to smell the first fresh crisp winter air of theseason as I anticipate the crunch of snow under my skis.

As I look up at the trees I see acouple leaves still dangling off the end of a twig,

The cool fall air has blown therest of the leaves away.

As my trip continues up themountain I can start to see the top of the peak and hear the squeaking of thebullwheel.

I arrive at the top of the mountain and prepare for my firstrun of the season; I can feel the cold air piercing my skin.

I swiftly move down the ramp andI separate myself from the chair to begin my run.

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SKIU4EA
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As i stand there in line
the kid behind me stomps on my skis
I turn around and tell him
to knock the shit off please

I get to the top
without getting to pissed
except that the gapers in front of me
can't get off the lift

So I'm rippin down a jumpline
to some of my favorite songs
when this kid in a power wedge
comes flyin along

i yell at him clearly
to get the fuck out of the way
but the only thing he does
is yardsale! hurray!

so here comes his pissed off dad
then i try to ezplain
that when some1's dropping in
TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE IN-RUN U FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
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RAWLAN
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how wildly inappropriate
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The.Ginger
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LEGIT
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snowmosexual
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On the blind side of a mountain,
Between the headwinds of a storm,
Lies a moment of holding chaos in the palms of my still hands.
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swagmasterflex
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Roses are red

Violets are blue

No I can't cork

But neither can you
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theabortionator
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swagmasterflexRoses are red

Violets are blue

No I can't cork

But neither can you


This needs to be a halmark card. Much truth, much emotion. Shit slaps
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asparagus
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Hummus in the pocket

Shoulder out the socket

How did this happen?

I tried to future spin and profit
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Biffbarf
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I've fucked in the east

and I've fucked in the west

I've even fucked girls

with really large breasts

and as long as I'll live

and as old as I'll be

I'll never fuck as hard

as my pivots have fucked me.
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theabortionator
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How important is the chairlift hype squad, the random onlooker, the confused gaper unsure what a terrain park even is? Something about it makes a difference.

Even for the selfless, the humble, something about the noise the hype the rumble, music loud, skiing fast, the whistling breeze counteracts runs of past. You'll get that trick, you'll stomp it now, some stranger on the chairlift saw my backflip wow!?!? Ski hard, go big, spin left mute, safety right, you're in the friggin limelight! Front two, this lines for you, I hope you're watching, I hope you care, because your eyes on me that locked in stare, helps me block out the world, helps me not care,

So you on the lift? Who are you? A mom, a dad, park skier with beer or spliff? Why do I care? Why do you matter? I'm not sure but I'll ignore all risks of bone shatter.

The park is my canvas but you are my muse, allowing my brain to focus, put my abilities to use. Maybe I'll land it Maybe I'll fall, but first try's are better with with a "YEEEEEEW!!!!!!!" from y'all.

A "SEND IT!, YOU WON'T!!!!", as you sip on a beer. You let out a cheer, you're on the chairlift, soaring puppeteer. Pulling the strings, or at least trying in vein, to hype up the park rats, get into their brains. To take all their doubt, fill them with stoke, watch as they send it, going for broke. The best trick they know, or may have not done, you're heckling them, but all in good fun. So yell from the lift till your lungs give way, because this small part of skiing made it a great day!
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theabortionator
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Some simplicity for spring


Right turn
Left turn
Eat shit
Ice burn
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Treegrabber
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Double black
eagle attack
fall down run
but it’s still fun
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theabortionator
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TreegrabberDouble black
eagle attack
fall down run
but it’s still fun


I've never been attacked by an eagle while riding but sounds both majestic and terrifying.
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SammyDubz
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ahem.


roses are red

violets blue

the only trick in the world

is lip on blind truuuuuuuu
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