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So... I got caught.

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FreeskierRocco.
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I got caught smoking herb by my parents...

The other day I screwed up, forgot to cover the smell. Since then my parents:
1. Took my pipe, weed, etc. (completely understandable. I would expect parents to do that.
2. Grounded me from all electronics. Computer, phone, tv, etc. and won't let me leave the house (usual stuff to get grounded from)
3. This is where it starts the bullshit. They grounded me from my bikes and are now threatening to take my SKI SEASON from me if I don't stay "clean".

I know you guys are probably going to be like, "stupid 15 year old" and "you're soooo cool you smoke weed", but don't you think this is taking it a little be too seriously?

Sparknotes: Got caught smoking. Parents take electronics, bikes and possibly ski season..

Discuss.

Aug 30 2010 7:57PM
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theabortionator
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If you are catching a ride with your parents try not to get raped with weed smoke. Smoke a bowl or something, change your shirt, idk.

And don't act jesus high or sketchy when they pick you up.
Aug 30 2010 8:50PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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o never mind i thought you were gonna be like o yeah i was in my bathroom or in my room like most dumb asses. But whatever just try to keep your grades up and shit and show your parents some respect and maybe youll get out of it earlier
Aug 30 2010 8:51PM
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theabortionator
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What the fuck are you talking about. You're drinking, you aren't fucking clean. Marijuana is way fucking safer to smoke than drink alcohol.

Quiting smoking from time to time is always interesting. Sometimes it's nice to stop for a while. But You aren't clean from anything, you weren't dirty.

Just don't be an idiot when you smoke. Most people that get caught did something stupid. You're going to end up a homeless ignorant alcoholic in a box in the alley
Aug 30 2010 8:53PM
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TheStudioCC
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buy k2 its fake weed and its real cheap and still gets you zooted as fuck
Aug 30 2010 8:53PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91

Yea I'm 15. How else should I get around?

and yea I've been fine for awhile, but as I said earlier, I forgot spray/another shirt.

Aug 30 2010 8:54PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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Yea I don't drink usually.
Aug 30 2010 8:55PM
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Static
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What the fuck are you talking about. If he's living in a box, he's not fucking homeless.
Aug 30 2010 8:55PM
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304NordMan
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damn that sucks. i dont think i will take chances with weed until im 18, for this rwason exactly
Aug 30 2010 8:59PM
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theabortionator
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Shit man. That's some powerful wisdom. Spicole digs this
Aug 30 2010 9:00PM
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EmperorKuzco
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If u add bleach to ur urine then the drug test will come out and the results will be clean
Aug 30 2010 9:01PM
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Static
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also if you eat Vaseline it'll coat your insides and you'll pass

I actually know a kid who did that, ate a whole jar, dumb bastard
Aug 30 2010 9:02PM
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AB.Zee
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Am I the only one who has parents that grew up through the "hippie" era? My parents would still be pissed if they found out I smoke, but I'm sure they have at least tried it when they were younger...

anyways, quit smoking --> go skiing
Aug 30 2010 9:03PM
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TheWiseOne
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I got caught too. shitty weed threw off my acting. now I got no phone and Im grounded. not that bad, but it really pisses me off when I meet people whos parents are fine with it.
Aug 30 2010 9:07PM
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HR8938Cephei
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Just drop acid and go up to either your mom or dad and stick out your tongue showing them the lil tab! that will completely take the heat away from your weedz!
Aug 30 2010 9:07PM
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theabortionator
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Yes. Everyone elses parents were either born before 1920, or after 1980
Aug 30 2010 9:08PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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Yea they tried it and I'm sure they have done more than that, but they said that it's "different" nowadays
Aug 30 2010 9:09PM
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MatRich
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lol grounding you from sports... smart
Aug 30 2010 9:11PM
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AB.Zee
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well shit
Aug 30 2010 9:14PM
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A_Zuck
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I'm all for smoking pot and that whole movement but "The Union" is kind of horse shit

As far as the OP goes, they are just saying that to get your attention. The punishment is always less than the parents first say it is going to be.
Aug 30 2010 9:16PM
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SteezyOhio
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eheath quote refering to 15 year olds

this is understandable. when i got caught i lost a month of ski season. worst part. i fucking worked at the ski resort. so for a month they drove me to the resort. and picked me up. and i couldnt ski. fucking bad. bikes. reasonable. they wouldn't want you doing more drugs.

are your parents still talking to you? my dad didnt say a word to me for over 2 weeks.
Aug 30 2010 9:20PM
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thebeesknees
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been there done that man haha i know how it feels, good times will come
Aug 30 2010 9:21PM
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B-runge
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i got caught when i was 13, now i am not a child and know how to not get caught.....
Aug 30 2010 9:35PM
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pmw
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just keep getting caught

the punishments will get smaller and smaller once they start losing care

thats my tactic
Aug 30 2010 9:37PM
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B-runge
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unless your parents will actually send you away to rehab or boarding school, this tactic works 80% of the time....
Aug 30 2010 9:38PM
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PeterNorth
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that sucks, i would say that is some dumb shit if you were like 17 but 15 is a little young.
Aug 30 2010 9:39PM
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pmw
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boarding school kicks fucking ass

rehab, if they really love you it would be one of those awesome expensive one. this is a complete win win situation



(obviously i am kidding to an extent)
Aug 30 2010 9:42PM
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A_Zuck
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solution: casual drinking
Aug 30 2010 10:01PM
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blatt
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this.

and I'm not saying "become an alcoholic, its way more fun than weed". I actually believe that weed is less dangerous and has less risks compared to alcohol.

I got caught not to long ago and now all I really can do is drink (not ridiculously, and not often). of course there's salvia and tobacco but the social drinking can be nice.
Aug 30 2010 10:08PM
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A.Eberhard
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Or or or you go outside do whatever you want...
Aug 30 2010 10:47PM
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A_Zuck
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Step off guys, we've got an expert on our hands
Aug 30 2010 10:51PM
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gus555
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im pretty sure my mom would cry
Aug 30 2010 10:52PM
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84891jnf92048
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seems pretty straightforward to me. stop smoking or stop skiing. so stop smoking.
Aug 30 2010 10:53PM
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geteducated
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weed at 13?
Aug 30 2010 11:00PM
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chardi
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if you get caught you just have to tell them that its like the first time. deny till you die mother fucker! but really you shouldve just said you've only tried it a few times, they probably have, it shouldn't be a big deal.
Aug 30 2010 11:03PM
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XtRemE11
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stop smoking like a fucking looser and find something better and more fun to do with your time. id be pissed too if my kid was a low life piece of shit too.
Aug 30 2010 11:05PM
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A_Zuck
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You have children? :o
Aug 30 2010 11:12PM
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XtRemE11
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no, but if i did...
Aug 30 2010 11:18PM
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B-runge
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got that og behavior
Aug 30 2010 11:23PM
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Jack.Bauer
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you should just turn yourself in.
Aug 30 2010 11:24PM
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A_Zuck
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you would always make it dos equis?
Aug 30 2010 11:24PM
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geteducated
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ya d00d u gangst4

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Aug 30 2010 11:27PM
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B-runge
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yeah that was what i was like

it was actually my brothers fault, just like they taught you in school, older siblings.....

alex if your reading this i blame you for showing me endless good times brought by smoking pot

my sister is the same age i was when i started smoking right now and i could not imagine her toking up and i sure as hell would not let her smoke weed
Aug 30 2010 11:36PM
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antwone
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retarded parents are retarded
Aug 30 2010 11:38PM
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NS=NeverSucks
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Ha ha I had it easier then you when I got caught.
Aug 30 2010 11:39PM
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henrytargett
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this is very persuasive.

the way i get out of trouble (and i get in trouble a lot) is agreeing with them about all the bullshit they will say about weed, and agreeing to not use it anymore.
Aug 30 2010 11:43PM
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Craze
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Taking the bike away is bullshit butt a reasonable punishment bc the other normal ones suck but are easy to deal with. Taking away your ski season is just down rite wrong!
Aug 30 2010 11:45PM
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Bittner
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haha oh zachary you really made an NS thread....nice
but anyways this kids a G and all you kiddos saying it ruins your life...hes in all advanced classes and on honor roll....i think he going to make it Just fine.

Aug 30 2010 11:52PM
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Mogwai.
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bike and ski season is way too much of a punishment. its already heartbreaking enough that they took your bud and pipe :( just tell them that you learned your lesson. and i would also recommend that you tell them skiing and biking are perfect outlets for NOT smoking... and without skiing and biking, you'll be "too tempted to fall back into your old bad habbits"... ;) believe me, i've had situations like this many many times with my parents.
Aug 31 2010 1:26AM
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theabortionator
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I know right.  Jesus , what is wrong with me. I actually tried to post solid tips in the 277th thread about getting busted this month. And I didn't even freak out that much.

I must be an asshole. Really people should just smoke blunts in their room and get busted and post 1838636 more threads this year.
Aug 31 2010 2:45AM
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Aug 31 2010 3:03AM
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