fucking friday night
crazyness
you ready to hear all dis shit?
after you guys peaced, i went back to pedoland(where the freshmen hang out at games)
chatted up some more beezys
flirted way too much, probably came off as a complete tool
or bro
No big deal
go to the dance
walk in
I start the dance
No big deal. But seriously. I start the dance. I get up on that platform thingy
with a few other kids and start dancing and shit, and before i know it, everyone
is up there and on the floor dancing.
i dance with so many fucking beezys.
sluts, prude bitches, seniors, freshmen
everyone
it was amazing
9:30pmJosh
andrew said you'z a sweaty mutha fucka
9:30pmMe
jeaah
but it was good sweat
like, the chick i was dancing with was sweaty too. i made dat bitch sweat
so basically, i call out this girl myrissa
that* girl
if you remember
i yelled yelled across the room "YOURE NEXT!" not even kidding
christine walked over and shoved me and was like "fucking really lorenzo?"
I was like jeaaahhh. and then she stormed off. she probably cried her self to sleep that night. No big deal.
so this beezy myrissa. super fine lookin in her skimpy shorts and tank top.
i start grindin on dat.
for quite a few songs actually
and then mah fuckin jam comes on
fuckin pokerface!
so i spin dat bitch around and start grindin on the front.
her firm tits were all over me. she grabs my hands and moves em down to her ass
i was like "dis bitch knows wuts up"
so i start grabbin erry where all up and down her legs, up her shorts, her ass
then halfway through the song i spin her back around, basically grind on
dat hoe wit mah hands on dem firm tits
for like two mo songs
bitch was so into it
we got down so dirty
so i grinded wit dat beezy fo da last half of da dance
afta that, i went back to chris'
luckily fo me, he offered her a ride home. talked it over wit mah homedogs befo hand, so we planned it to where myrissa would be in da back with me
basically we ended up in dat trunk on top of eachother
NO BIG DEAL
drop her off, give her a good night ritual
hold up nigguh i aint dun
so i go back to chris'
eat some dank ass curry rice shit
not much of a deal. he whips out somea dem brewskis, we start drinkin a lil
next thing i know, i wake up and my tooth is all fucked up
NO BIG FUCKIN DEAL MAN
so yea
thats mah friday night
oh yea, inb4: I remember my first beer, Cool Story, Cool Story Bro, Cool Story Hansel, Inb4 ECB, and fuck off highschooler.
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