My Girlfriend is Pissed

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So for all that didn't see my thread (https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/558390/). My girlfriend found out. Apparently one of her friends was there and saw me and was like wtf!? and told one of her friends who told my girl today. She was all pissed and grossed out, I tried to tell her it was a mistake and
I had no clue he was a guy, but she didn't believe me and got even more pissed and left and called me a "cheating-homo-penis-lover" so called her a bitchy controlling freak and she broke up with me. I've also cheated on her multiple times before and she found out and said "this was the last straw". How should I win her back? I think I should tell her I'm a changed man and I won't do it again... or some BS like that, tell me what you think.

Aug 29 2010 9:07PM

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hokkanee

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haha this. Good luck douchebag

Aug 29 2010 11:15PM

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SeanTom

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you sir, are an asshole. you should probably just pee in the he/shes butt and call it good. Seems like you two would be a great match

Aug 29 2010 11:40PM

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.jersey

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i find it funny how you cheated on her several times and she found out but she finally breaks up with you when she finds out you grinded on a dude

Aug 29 2010 11:51PM

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little1337

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Aug 29 2010 11:56PM

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MCIRONCOCK

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Holy fuck, how did you miss the massive adam's apple?

You don't deserve your girl. Might as well get with the tranny since you know he's dtf.

Aug 29 2010 11:59PM

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rach

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hey huge douche bag, why don't you burn in hell

Aug 30 2010 12:01AM

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messplay

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Aug 30 2010 12:08AM

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Big5hifty

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ah its been too long since pedobear has come to NS. well played sir

Aug 30 2010 12:53AM

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hawt

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You don't deserve her back

Aug 30 2010 1:00AM

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585.

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every pink name on ns wants you dead.

oh and bro...you grinded on a bro. hahaha thats fucking hilarious.

Aug 30 2010 1:02AM

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Heyawhatsup

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Yea it's like WTF? And MLIB

Aug 30 2010 1:10AM

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blatt

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there is nothing bro about grinding with a guy.

Aug 30 2010 1:15AM

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B4NE1

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I bet your girlfriend is a dude and you don't even know it yet LAWL!!!!

Aug 30 2010 1:17AM

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Heyawhatsup

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What if I say no homo?

Aug 30 2010 1:27AM

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panojibber

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This could all have been solved with 2 simple words....

"No homo".

Fucking idiot, you're screwed now. There goes your shot.

Aug 30 2010 1:29AM

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blatt

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The problem with that is that no homo only works if implied before the act.

and If you did call no homo, it would be in the original post. otherwise you forgot an important part of this thread.

Aug 30 2010 1:30AM

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P_Steezy

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this thread is epic. I don't see why everyone is hating on you for being a cheater. if Tiger Woods does it, it's obviously an OK thing to do.

....but the fact you semi cheated on your girl with a DUDE... now that's a little iffy. sure the dude part was an accident, but how can you possibly convince your girl that you were so hammered that you thought THAT dude was a woman. he looks nothing like a chick

Aug 30 2010 1:38AM

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TheHundreds

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You are a fucking idiot, mornon, womanizing/manizing(?) person. Really? You think its cool to cheat on your girlfriend and then brag about it likes it's nothing...Then try and make up some BS to get her back? You don't deserve her. You're a fucking coward.

Aug 30 2010 2:23AM

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Heyawhatsup

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I just read that as " idiot mormon"

Aug 30 2010 2:27AM

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fujarome

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everyone is hating on him because he's clearly just trying to make a thread series that will make him ns famous, and people will make references to these stories someday.

personally i think he's a piece of shit if the story is true, and just plain retarded and stupid if it isn't.

Aug 30 2010 2:29AM

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Arabian.

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You are a terrible person lol.

Aug 30 2010 2:33AM

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blatt

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All the guys lol

Aug 30 2010 2:35AM

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blatt

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Ns mobile fail. While the girls hate real hard on him

Aug 30 2010 2:36AM

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Heyawhatsup

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You're right. It's time to set the morals on low and go with the flow

Aug 30 2010 11:02AM

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I_Am_Mod

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this will ease your pain dude ....

http://trololololololololololo.com/

but look at it from the bright side; your new boyfriend is kinda hot...

/no homo

now gtfo and come back with a better troll story next time !

Aug 30 2010 11:06AM

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414.

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youre a cheating-homo-penis-lover.

Aug 30 2010 11:20AM

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hellomynameisjef

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multi thread trolling?

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

Aug 30 2010 11:23AM

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Raz.

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THEY CALL IT PMS BECAUSE MAD COW DISEASE WAS TAKEN!!!!

Aug 30 2010 11:52AM

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C.Wood

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You couldn't tell that it was a guy?

Aug 30 2010 12:06PM

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jibbpeter

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how aboute stop thinking with your dick for a change? (ice cube quote) lol

Aug 30 2010 12:07PM

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BizLiz

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Agreed.

Aug 30 2010 12:19PM

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.travis.

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I've always wanted to be in someone sig!!

Aug 30 2010 5:53PM

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MatRich

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alright heres what you do.
bring her on a romantic date in the woods and find a nice high spot with a nice view... say a cliff or something. watch the sunset and once the sun goes down, get up and jump off of that cliff because your a sketchy mother fucker and dont deserve her.

Aug 30 2010 6:03PM

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Sheets-mmm

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exactly, just do it at the beginning of the date

Aug 30 2010 6:06PM

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Swaggermager

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