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I got knobbed

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Bagels
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Fuck this game.

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Gnarshred
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Bahahahha C&H is the shit!!
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No_Dub
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ill do it.
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no_steeze
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hahahahahahahaha
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pigglywiggly
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so doing this when someone pisses me off and i need payback
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Milksteak
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hahhahahahahahahahaha
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.frenchy
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Hahahah so awsome
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soulskier
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i followed cyanide and happiness religiously for well over a year, i need to go back and catch up
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pelle_munch
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Sounds painful. They grab, twist, and pull your dick? no thanks.
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chardi
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i don't know about you, but if it was me, once i got to grab, i probably wouldn't continue to twist and pull.
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304NordMan
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ehahaha! thats awsome.
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Gnarshred
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hahah for sure. instant payback!
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J-Evs
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hahhahahah, wow
kinda homo
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grapesoda
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that's pretty gay. so you want your friend to touch your erect penis? yea sounds fun.
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pelle_munch
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considering the lights being off, and being sleepy/dazed... I wouldn't be suprised if the victim continued to grab and pull.
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soulskier
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not at all gay, you make another dude touch your erect member to show how gay he is
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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seems like an iffy situation like what would happen i fyour knobbing someone and your parents come out into the hall they see you with your penis through a door handle and a friend tugging on it.

otheerwise lolz

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kardaddy
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oh hey bro lets touch each others dicks bro, it would be sooo bro
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Schlop
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The title of this thread makes me question the OP
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WikiWiki
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or you could do it to a girl and it would be like dick in a box/ dick in the popcorn trick
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*freeskierpj*
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This is why you make sure you have to piss before hand so you can just piss as a defense mechanism haha.
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dreadyboy
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so uh bagels, I don't see a no homo ; )


no homo
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Downtofilm
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hahah lawled
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Bagels
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don't judge me.
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jeremy.g
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dude. his dick was in butter's mouth. that makes butters soooooo gay
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theabortionator
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Bro's have a pretty interesting way of showing their heterosexuality. Carrying around smirnoff ice and trying to get other dudes to touch their dicks?
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yuck
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my girlfriend opens doors with her mouth so this will be particularily good for me
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Get.Kronk
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lol
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steezyzak
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Strange thing to even think about doing....
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Peter.
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yeah that sounds like a great time, piss someone off by making them touch your dick
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DJ_Pauly_D
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theabortionator
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That's a shit ton of effort to go through to get your friend to touch your dick. Then you can laugh and call him gay because he touched your dick. Honestly somebody is going to notice and kick where the door knob was really hard and break somebody's dick. Or open the door with icy hot hands.
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rickety_cricket
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Hahahah definately saving this for a rainy day
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feihlination
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remember kids, the only gay one is the one whos taking it.

i hope i cleared this up for once and for always. who or what is taking it in which cases or in cases like that remains to be discussed.
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SteezyasPie
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glory hole?
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Bagels
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Nooooooooo it happened again this morning
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theBearJew
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hahahha i love C&H
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skiminnesota
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not to rain on everyones gay parade.

BUT


if a door knob is installed properly the only way youre gonna be able to take it off is from the inside.rendering this prank busted.


/actually knowing something.
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skithesprings
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so open the door and remove it, then close the door and ring the doorbell?

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GayWolf420
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somethings telling me that you're not the only one who enjoyed being knobbed.....
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timmi
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hopefully they don't turn the light on first, see your dick, and karate chop it.
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T-Holt
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Idk, you should prob get that checked out. You touched another guys dick, you might have caught his gay, and invariably his AIDS.
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SteezyOhio
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wonderful, i need some knob
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Gstrong
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gross, why would want another guy to touch your dick. i would do it was beezey or apple juice
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