Anyway, i dreamed about skiing two nights in a row. last night, i didnt think too much about it, i just had the average ski dream. i was on the mountain, the snow was perfect, nothing hurt, and the hill was endless. ducking in and out of trees, hitting side-booters, hitting the park. needless to say, i was pretty bummed to wake up to summer.
Last night, it got a little weird.
I was at windells in the middle of the winter, and they had the weirdest park set up. it was basically featureless, all a giant run-in to the weirdest thing ever. it was a huge gap jump, with no deck, so unless you made it to the landing, you were fucked. right next to the lip was a huge cannon box. i dont know what measurements are like in dreams, but the box itself had to be at least 30 feet long, so who the fuck knows how big the jump was... also, there was a step up to step up, kinda like the thing in the Eye Trip trailer, but with a step up at the end instead of step down.
anyway, i guess in this dream i was some sort of filmer, and i had to get a follow cam shot of the jump, and was scared shitless.
But it got weirder:
so at some point i guess tim durtchi decided to do a rodeo up the first of the two step ups, and undershot and did a half rodeo, landing on his neck in the middle of the gap. i was the first to get to him, and asked him if he was ok. meanwhile, he was balancing on his head. he said he was fine, i asked him if he needed any help.
All he said was, "white oil"
so for some reason in this dream it made perfect sense to me, so i went to the lodge at the top of the mountain, where there was a convenience store. i struck up a conversation with the cashier, then remembered it was an emergency, demanded the white oil, which they had, despite its nonexistence. then i went and looked out the window and there was a guy carrying a bike through a bunch of snow-covered bushes.
then i woke up.
Cliffnotes: dont be lazy, read the whole thing, i have no clue how to shorten it.
inb4 any inception reference.
