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Let the poison out (ban pending)

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applejuice.
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so i was driving to work with my dad this morning and he listens to howard stern. well this week they have been doing the "best of" clips so we just so happened to hear this one together...


basically, it's porn star raven alexis
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in studio for the 123rd on air sybian riding. well for this glorious achievement they brought in the inventor who is this creepy as fuck 79 year old man. he tells howard he wants to do things his way so he gets down and holds her while she's on this thing...(listen to the audio)

anywho, he's so fucking creepy that while he's watching her ride it he's whispering "let the poison out, fuck me raven" bahaahaha






not really a cool story, just awkward, and the audio is creepy
Aug 27 2010 1:10PM
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Balto
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first

< 3 you aimee
Aug 27 2010 1:11PM
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*TURBONERD*
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wait.... what???
Aug 27 2010 1:12PM
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0ptions
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Aimee you want to let the poison out with me?
Aug 27 2010 1:13PM
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Balto
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oh and now that i listened to it, im not sure if its creepy or hot..... i need to consult some of her other work...
Aug 27 2010 1:14PM
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*TURBONERD*
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inb4 thomas is done jacking it
Aug 27 2010 1:15PM
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applejuice.
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DID YOU HEAR THE FUCKING OLD GUY?!


i mean sure her moaning is cute and all but to have some weird ass old man hugging on you and telling you to let the poison out...


idk.
Aug 27 2010 1:15PM
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*TURBONERD*
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wait, that doesnt turn you on aimee?
Aug 27 2010 1:16PM
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RudyGarmisch
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And you were listening to this with your dad.
Aug 27 2010 1:16PM
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geteducated
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the power of christ compels you?
Aug 27 2010 1:16PM
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.frenchy
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Hahahaha awkward
Aug 27 2010 1:17PM
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Balto
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rowen and scott are in the room, im not sure how well that would go over...
Aug 27 2010 1:18PM
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steezemeister
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i've listened, and my verdict is creepy... old men play no role in my fantasies whatsoever... and that's the way i like it
Aug 27 2010 1:18PM
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Balto
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inb4 some joke about my blowing them
Aug 27 2010 1:19PM
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*TURBONERD*
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nah, i think it will be more of a circle jerk thomas
Aug 27 2010 1:21PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Also, you women have some answering to do.

Ron Jeremy and Howard Stern. Two of the creepiest, most repulsive, disgusting individuals to ever be graced with the title homosapien... and girls do fucking anything to get screwed by these guys. Seriously, is there some huge ass girl-conspiracy out there? "Lets be real picky and choosy with our guys, except for Ron Jeremy and Howard Stern, whenever you get the chance, ALWAYS fuck them, it'll mess with their poor little heads sooooooo bad."

Seriously, ladies? Explain.
Aug 27 2010 1:22PM
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TheHamburglar
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come on, Ron Jeremy is a pussy magnet!

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Aug 27 2010 1:24PM
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applejuice.
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yeppp..i was loling so hard but at the same time wanted to die.
Aug 27 2010 1:27PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I was watching his 2008 movie "One-Eyed Monster" for a bit last night.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988043/
Aug 27 2010 1:28PM
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1337
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so was it some like big ass vibrator or what

thats also fucking weird that it was those guys, and on live air.

AND with your dad. woah.
Aug 27 2010 1:28PM
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applejuice.
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Aug 27 2010 1:29PM
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*TURBONERD*
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is this the circle jerk i was predicting? you, scott, and thomas?
Aug 27 2010 1:29PM
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bitchezluv=]
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she looks like kristen stewart in the photo for the video
Aug 27 2010 1:32PM
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TheHamburglar
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they put old ladies on that thing??

I should start listening to howard stern more
Aug 27 2010 1:33PM
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1337
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Oh god.......

sounded like she was fucking dying at one point
Aug 27 2010 1:34PM
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Lemuel
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I was so confused as to what the fuck was going on, then looked up what a sybian was and LOL's were had.

And what the fuck kind of radio show is this hahaha? And I probably laughed the hardest when they were talking about "negro porn" at the end instead of necro porn.
Aug 27 2010 1:40PM
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bitchezluv=]
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she looks like kristen stewart in the pic for the video

Aug 27 2010 1:40PM
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applejuice.
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it's howard stern...you may wanna google him too lolz.
Aug 27 2010 1:41PM
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Lemuel
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Yea I know who Howard Stern is. But still, wtf haha.
Aug 27 2010 1:44PM
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steezemeister
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that's exactly what i was thinking
Aug 27 2010 1:51PM
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feihlination
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idk if its the radio shit, but she sounds like shes getting stabbed (not too wrong i guess :) ).

pretty creepy
Aug 27 2010 1:53PM
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Big_Spence
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i dislike this thread.
Aug 27 2010 2:29PM
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Jonny7
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you were comfortable listening to this with your dad?
Aug 27 2010 2:57PM
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wesley.
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hahaha that is mad creepy.
FUN FACT! howard stern got his first radio job in my small rich stuck up town of briarcliff manor new york!
Aug 27 2010 3:01PM
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feihlination
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i dont see the "fun" in that fact. i guess you meant "boring", "meaningless" or "worst shit ever" or something like that.
Aug 27 2010 3:04PM
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wesley.
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i did
Aug 27 2010 3:05PM
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applejuice.
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how did you get comfortable from anywhere in this thread...?
Aug 27 2010 3:05PM
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i feel bad for stealing this from ohmybosh or thugaim but........

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Aug 27 2010 3:06PM
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*simba*
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FUCK
Aug 27 2010 3:07PM
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Zump.
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Did this ever cross your mind?

''Hey dad, can we change the station?''
Aug 27 2010 3:09PM
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.frenchy
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ban pending= PAN BENDING

lolz

Aug 27 2010 3:15PM
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applejuice.
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nah. my dad is pretty fuggin cool.

prior to this i'd only heard little sound bytes of this and i've always wanted to hear the entire thing. it's something we always joke about and stuff so i mean the only awkward thing was when the girl was coming.
Aug 27 2010 4:17PM
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TheHamburglar
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do you have ANY idea how heavy this pam is?
Aug 27 2010 4:19PM
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.frenchy
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Hahahaa

 chuuuug

Aug 27 2010 4:23PM
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Big_Spence
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hai i posted that somewhere too. :-(
Aug 27 2010 4:37PM
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0123456789
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bet your dad had a boner the whole time no homo
Aug 27 2010 4:57PM
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hue.
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listening to this and my mom walked in, awkward
Aug 27 2010 5:05PM
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*TURBONERD*
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sig'd
Aug 27 2010 5:25PM
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Lemuel
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Robert that is not a sig worthy quote. It has no context.
Aug 27 2010 5:32PM
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ECB
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you would say that
Aug 27 2010 5:32PM
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*TURBONERD*
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WELL I THINK IT IS PETER
MY SIG>YOUR SIG
Aug 27 2010 5:33PM
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