political party

As many of you know I'm a fucking idiot. I once again confirmed this tonight. I wanted to have a hard boiled egg. But I didn't want to mess with the 'hassle' of getting out a pot and boiling water over the stove, yes, I'm also VERY fucking lazy. So I figured, that all you needed to hard boil an egg would be boiling water. IDEA- Just boil it in the microwave! So I filled up a coffee cup with water, dropped in the egg, and stuck it in the microwave. A few minutes later I thought I was under attack. The blast was so loud and powerful it blew the door open. Burnt gooey egg everywhere. FUCK.

Phrosty... I'm speechless. Fucking classic. Sig material for sure.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber

''This board seems to have gone downhill since i joined'' -ADjunkie

haha that is the greatest quote i have ever seen on ns so i congradulate you. ahaha. sure to be seen upon many signatures.

*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Eat.Sleep.Ski*

*how many EMO\'s does it take to screw in a lightbulb??? None they will just sit there and cry about it.

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*

so phrosty i can jsut assume your a nazi???


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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis

im an indipendent lazy asshole.
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hahahahahahaha phrosty.

its not a party, but im a radical western canadian seperatist. gay marriage sure, abortion? go for it. however; health care? private, liquor stores? private, weed? legalized and taxed to shit, unemployment insurance? opt-out, CPP? opt-out, and welfare? go fuck yourself.

flat taxes, big military spending and pro-american.





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

Hoodratz, i think you need to read up on political parties before you choose yours. I dont think your smart enough to know which one you are yet.



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