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those are sick i was thinking about painting my old emimies but i dont have any good ideas
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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...
The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
I've got old teneighties and Im gonna get that really skinny masking tape and do long squiggily lines that are really bunched bunched at the tips and only one longe one at the very end. Im gonna do that on the tip of one ski and the tail of the other.
Quote of the week: mabye we should chain you to a tree in africa and have a buche of homo's with aids do you and show you that your gay.
THat is really sweet matty. I think I need to get you or Abe to do my K2's this summer. They are so freakin ugly. I'll leave my candides as they are - though I do need to find a single concept.
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Representin Hood at Mammoth
yeah sam you definately need the mismatched skis steeze...and sure ill paint your k2s. ill take one ski and abe can have the other, and we'll see what happens.
ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
-hoodratz45
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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis