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Eating Another Human

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Trollolo
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You guys think you could ever eat a human?

Lets say your trapped in a cave with another guy, and you know a rescue team is coming, but not for 30 days. Then a rock falls on his head and kills him. And you have the tools to make a fire. Do you go for it?

 I'm pretty sure I could do it...

Aug 25 2010 10:18AM
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.frenchy
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Probably nawt

Aug 25 2010 10:19AM
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inb4_UMAD
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i'd eat his cock












































not
Aug 25 2010 10:21AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,246
couldn't do it
Aug 25 2010 10:22AM
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Brenone
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I figured you would eat his ear.
Aug 25 2010 10:23AM
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1337
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*chuckles approvingly*
Aug 25 2010 10:24AM
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Static
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there's no way I'd pass up any "legal" opportunity to eat some person
Aug 25 2010 10:27AM
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Chokolite
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Honestly I bet after three or four days of no food, morality would be in the past, and 99% of people would do it.... no matter how disgusting. Starving to death is a horrible way to die I hear
Aug 25 2010 10:28AM
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dirtylion27
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it fucks with your mind after you do it. Like it will make you go insane
Aug 25 2010 10:28AM
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sndyrvr
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I would wait for the maggots to come then cook and eat the maggots.
Aug 25 2010 10:28AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
handpalms are rumoured to be the tastiest part of a human.....
and cannibals say that humans taste like chicken, so why not ?!
Aug 25 2010 10:34AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
going to catch a kid right now!
anyone know an good chicken recipe?
Aug 25 2010 10:40AM
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Trollolo
Posts: 793 - Karma: 16
Thats either the smartest or dumbest thing I've ever heard...
Aug 25 2010 10:42AM
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I_Am_Mod
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boil it first, then skin it and remove organs and not so yummie stuff...
then put it in a blender, blend it
then pour out the cut up meat and make chicken mcnuggets out of it!

then enjoy with delicious dip !
Aug 25 2010 10:44AM
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belden...
Posts: 2914 - Karma: 1,274
Always sunny anyone??
Aug 25 2010 10:45AM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

Is it red or white meat?

Thinking beef or pork?

I bet you'd get a good steak out of a meaty thigh...

Aug 25 2010 10:46AM
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Mike-O
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What are you talking about? It doesn't fuck with your mind if you won't let it. It's just meat, and if it would mean surviving then of course I would do it. It's not like I killed him and I really don't believe desecrating someone's corpse will make something sinister happen.
Aug 25 2010 10:46AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Donner?
Aug 25 2010 10:49AM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
its red meat for sure
Aug 25 2010 10:50AM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Remind me never ever to be alone with you.....
Aug 25 2010 10:51AM
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NS=NeverSucks
Posts: 256 - Karma: 17
Probably not!
Aug 25 2010 10:52AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Actually I probably could, as long as it was cooked, and I had to do it to survive, I would
Aug 25 2010 10:54AM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
Alive was on one of my movie channels last night so we were talking about this

totally would, but it wouldnt be pleasant
Aug 25 2010 10:56AM
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Slettalaen
Posts: 366 - Karma: 120
i would do it, if it was my last change to live
Aug 25 2010 10:57AM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
I would.

If i were to die and my friends were starving to death (or anyone for that matter, not just my friends) I would take personal offense if they didn't eat me.
Aug 25 2010 10:57AM
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ECB
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What if the world was ending, and you were dying, would you take offense if I didn't fuck you?
Aug 25 2010 10:58AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
didn't you eat out your cousin ?
Aug 25 2010 11:04AM
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Auschie
Posts: 297 - Karma: 392
Who did you hear that from if everyone who has starved to death is dead?
But seriously, I probably couldn't. Unless the person was somewhat muscular, I could go for a meaty pectoral muscle.
Aug 25 2010 11:10AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i think the first thing i'd go for would be the ribs ....
or perhaps underarm or calves ....
Aug 25 2010 11:12AM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

So you'd fuck them (neckrophealia .. .sp? .. not googling that at work fo sho!!)

then eat them.... 

Some boy...   almost makes me admire you.

Just go out into the woods, find some wild garlic, basil etc...   stew it all up... would probably be quite nice....   hmmmm lunchtime, im hungry.

Aug 25 2010 11:15AM
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thugaim
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Everyone saying they wouldn't do it is full of shit.


Aug 25 2010 11:45AM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

It would certainly generate more interest from the media upon your return... thus making you more $$.... 

"Survived by eating someone" ....   American TV loves that shit....   you'll be in Hello magazine before you fucking know it...

I'd eat any one of you mutha fuckers if i had too.....   fuck, id hit you on the head with a rock myself if i needed too....

Aug 25 2010 11:48AM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

sorry for dub post, but this thread is kinda void - the OP states 30 days...  as long as you have water, you can easily go 30 days without food... you can go double that in fact....

However, if you fancied a snack i guess.... 

Aug 25 2010 11:50AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
many cases in the past of this happening but its not for me
Aug 25 2010 11:51AM
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pmw
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everyone saying they would in a heart beat is also full of shit.
Aug 25 2010 11:55AM
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have.faith
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not even a shot in hell.
Aug 25 2010 11:56AM
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I_Am_Mod
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you could always eat smegma cheese to survive ....

-no homo
Aug 25 2010 11:57AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
my ass is a lot like hell, hot and dark

ill give you a shot there on decemeber 26 if thats cool?
Aug 25 2010 11:57AM
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.jersey
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it depends who it is
Aug 25 2010 11:57AM
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.frenchy
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HAHAHAHHA ECB STRIKES AGAIN
Aug 25 2010 11:58AM
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have.faith
Posts: 338 - Karma: 97
what have a gotten myself into...
Aug 25 2010 12:16PM
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ECB
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the poop cabin
Aug 25 2010 12:18PM
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.frenchy
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Haha, alot.
Aug 25 2010 12:31PM
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cultrara
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i think most people would in a life or death situation where that is the only option
Aug 25 2010 12:33PM
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have.faith
Posts: 338 - Karma: 97
no kidding...
Aug 25 2010 12:33PM
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.frenchy
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Be ready for anything
Aug 25 2010 12:34PM
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ECB
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Like a relationship status on NS like on facebook, I would keep sending her one everyday until she finally accepts, which makes it official, making it real
Aug 25 2010 12:36PM
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have.faith
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im learning this rather quickly
Aug 25 2010 12:36PM
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.frenchy
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have you received any creepy pm's yet?
Aug 25 2010 12:37PM
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have.faith
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you have no idea... the joys of having being a pink name
Aug 25 2010 12:40PM
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ECB
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and being hot

and in love with me
Aug 25 2010 12:40PM
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