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Shaquille O'Neal

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TheHuggyBear
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So everybody knows who the big goofy basketball star is and all the news going on with him and being traded to the celtics. Now on another note everyone here might know who Hoopz is from "Flavor of Love"(shes pretty sweet I have waited on her at a resturaunt). The point of this is that Hoopz lives in my town and her and Shaq are definitely engaged. They also live about 2 minutes from my house, soooooo Shaq lives in my small suburban town. I just happen to think thats cool as shit and thought id let NS know about it.

http://www.knoxville.com/news/2010/aug/24/082510morrow/

any celebrities in your towns?
Aug 24 2010 10:13PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
Detroit Basketball
Aug 24 2010 10:17PM
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sndyrvr
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Cool story bro. jesus is my next door neighbor. /claim /thread
Aug 24 2010 10:17PM
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gstaff
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ya.
Aug 24 2010 10:18PM
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grilledsteezeyo
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Aug 24 2010 10:56PM
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pmw
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the height is to compensate for his abnormally small dick. duh
Aug 24 2010 11:23PM
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pmills
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I was hanging at the court just playing some ball. Working on my game. Ya we heard it all. I heard the fans screaming I thought it was for me But then I saw a shadow It was twelve foot three It was Shaquille O'Neal What! What did he say? How about some one on one you wanna play? I told him why not I got some time But when I beat you real bad try not to cry. Please, Aaron are you for real? One on One Shaquille O'Neal?
Ya, 34 center from the LA lakers You must of been nervous.
I knew I could take him. Scared of Shaq? Phsyc him out I said O'Neal you're in my house now Start the game, the whistle blows Pay attention close as the story goes

It's like BOOM, I put it in the hoop like SLAM, I heard the crowd screaming out Jam, I swear that I'm telling you the facts.

cause that's how I beat shaq.
Aug 24 2010 11:28PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i work with this autistic kid. one day, out of no where, he just starts rapping this to random customers. it took everything i had not to die
Aug 24 2010 11:30PM
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soulskier
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i cant claim any famous people im my hometown/ claim
Aug 24 2010 11:37PM
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