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Oddest sex dream?

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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
mine was i was fucking my 57 year old kindagarten teacher while she was on rollerblades in a soda factory...

GO!
Aug 24 2010 9:16PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
/thread?
Aug 24 2010 9:18PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
I will eat my hat if someone tops that.

Actually no, but someone try and top it please.
Aug 24 2010 9:18PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I was running through Pyongyang, shooting north Koreans like no bodies business, then I saw a hooker. Shot her in the back, then she was like "fuck me" so I boned her bullet wound.
Aug 24 2010 9:20PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Aug 24 2010 9:21PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
I was getting head from Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife and daughter.
I woke up and said "LOLWUT".
Aug 24 2010 9:22PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
the act of skullfucking/boning someones open wound is equivalent to having sex with an american short haired cat
Aug 24 2010 9:23PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Foreplay with girlfriend in an old childhood caravan that is no more, for her to suddenly change into one of my best friend's (girl) who is hot but I would never. She starts sucking me off, so I started making excuses about not having a rubber and suddenly my other friend (girl) appeared between us and handed me a "condom". I started to go with the dream's flow again until I realized that the rubber was actually just a ziplocked baggy (Minigrip as we have in Finland). Then I woke myself up as I realized it was a dream.

I often have lucid dreams and I once decided to fly into space and ended up having sex on the "moon" or at least what I imagined as the moon, it was weird as hell as the dream took control over me again; we were bouncing around in glorious arcs without any noises but still being able to breathe. Can't remember who it was though...
Aug 24 2010 9:26PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I would tell you, but I'd be banned then arrested
Aug 24 2010 9:27PM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
i fell asleep on the bus once and i had a dream about my friend and i woke up and said "ryan!" and the guy in front of me turned around and said "what? how do you know my name!" it was very odd.
Aug 24 2010 9:30PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
no comment
Aug 24 2010 9:33PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
haha, since you went into such detail i guess ill elaborate, i was working in a soda factory when the other guys said the just had recently recieved a new mail order prostitute and were looking for someone to guinea pig her?? so i kindly volunteered they called her in, she came rolling in, in a tiny blouse and i fucked her from behind on a case of dr pepper
Aug 24 2010 9:34PM
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Rafaelzz
Posts: 76 - Karma: 969
that i shared a cab with una chicka muy cachonda, and we had sex in the cab. then suddenly i get a arrested cuz it was a whore...
Aug 24 2010 9:37PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
hahaa Dr Pepper, dats dope
Aug 24 2010 9:37PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
The first one, it cannot be topped.
Aug 24 2010 9:37PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
my mother
Aug 24 2010 9:37PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
Sex on a disco ball?
Aug 24 2010 9:37PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Haha, sounds intriguingly odd indeed, but very memorable at least. Guinea pigging a mail order lady of the night sounds fantastic.
Aug 24 2010 9:45PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
with one of my sisters barbies but it was alive and hot.......
Aug 24 2010 9:48PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
i awoke to find a stain in my sheets sooo....
fantastic?
i think so
Aug 24 2010 9:49PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
i remember someone posting a long time ago in a different thread that had something to do with him having sex with a macaroni and cheese sandwich that had hot dog chunks inside it.
Aug 24 2010 9:50PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
On a schoolbus.... thats all I remember
Aug 24 2010 9:52PM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
i was going down on a lady friend of mine. and as she was about to go her vag turned into a shark mouth and nommed on me
Aug 24 2010 10:13PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
sure....

Aug 24 2010 10:15PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I was stuck in one of those toy crane boxes that was huge. THere was this really hot chick in there, and we just randomly started fucking.
Aug 24 2010 10:21PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
the clown has no penis
Aug 24 2010 10:23PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i'd rather not say...
Aug 24 2010 10:26PM
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whis.skier
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it involved a power ranger that  was pink

Aug 24 2010 10:32PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
"she had the body of a girl, but the head of abe lincoln"
Aug 24 2010 10:36PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
where to start.

So in my dream, i had just gotten home from school, got some food and went to my room. I went on my computer and looked at my bed and saw the hottest girl in my whole school naked on my bed curling her finger to tell me to come there. I went over there, she sucked me and then we were fucking, i came hard and it was chocolate milk, and she drank it all. She said she was thirsty so she told me to cum again and again so she could have more choc milk and i just couldn't cum so she got mad, suddenly changed into a sketchy girl with sharp glass and metal shit in her pussy and forced me to stick it in and it really hurt, but then a bear broke into my room scared her away and chased her and ate her. The bear came back, then i asked the bear if its mouth hurt from the glass and then it asked me if i wanted to cuddle (it was female so not that fucked up) so i cuddled with a bear and woke up thinking it all was real and the bear was gone, so i kept looking around for bear hear and shit, later i realized it was most definatley a dream.
Aug 24 2010 10:38PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
you people need intense psychological assistance. these are some fucked up dreams










on that note, i once dreamt that i fucked jabba the hut
Aug 24 2010 10:39PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
damn you to hell
Aug 24 2010 10:40PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
Winner.
Aug 24 2010 10:40PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy
Aug 24 2010 10:41PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
I was in an airplane and for some reason my dick was the thottle thing, and the pilot was some hot biddy and I was like "WERE GONNA CRASH PULL UP" and then I woke up and was really confused.
Aug 24 2010 10:42PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
oh and i once had a sex dream where i was in a restroom and all of a sudden some biker came running in with another biker chick and he just railed her against the wall for like 5 minutes, and i watched... i would actually classify it as a nightmare.
Aug 24 2010 10:46PM
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Get.Kronk
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Aug 24 2010 10:51PM
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=nick=
Posts: 10471 - Karma: 2,182
dude i had a really weird one a couple nights ago. i dreamed i was at a party and ran into my ex which i hate, and she like attacked my face and started making out with me. then i asked her if she'd hooked up with any other guys tonight (some weird subconcscious shit, she cheated on me when we were together, reason we broke up/why i hate her) and she said oh yeah so i slapped her hella hard across the face, but she had my weiner in her hands so she was about to retaliate on it and i was like WAIT DONT PLEASE DONT DO ANYTHING TO IT and it was like a death grip and in the dream i was legitimitely scared she was gonna snap my dick in half. then i woke up hahah
Aug 24 2010 10:55PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
not really that odd but i dreamt i was drunk-fucking a girl at a party on a couch outside but when i woke up i realized that before that dream, i hadnt even thought of said girl for months, i had literally forgot she existed. funny how that works, still enjoyed the dream quite a bit.
Aug 24 2010 10:56PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
legit had a dream about peeing in a girls butt. yumm
Aug 24 2010 10:57PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
I fucked Oprah... and she was a tranny, with a HUGE dick
Aug 24 2010 11:09PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
thats the K speaking. it was really a dude named tavaun...
Aug 24 2010 11:25PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
oh and the only one i remember... a girl with pink hair queefed in my mouth. i didn't stop...
Aug 24 2010 11:25PM
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owned
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
nice icon
Aug 24 2010 11:45PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,279
this perfect female body
Aug 24 2010 11:45PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i had a dream i was at windells.


i was legit pissed when i woke up and had to go to work. i was hanging out in the roadhouse in the dream and then i woke up in my own room at home and i was like "oh FUCK!!"
Aug 24 2010 11:49PM
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i.am.green.man.
Posts: 220 - Karma: 48
all my ex girlfriends were in a room together naked for my birthday
Aug 24 2010 11:49PM
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FerrisBueller
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oh and another small kinda kreepy one that has fucked with me since it happend.

i was hooking up with this girl and i accidentally bit her tounge off somehow.

yeah kinda fucked me up so when ever i french a girl its wierd and i think bout biting it.
Aug 25 2010 12:07AM
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Jay31
Posts: 796 - Karma: 11
So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and... she has the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.
Aug 25 2010 1:33AM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
This one time i had this dream where the game.
Aug 25 2010 1:34AM
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austinmetsch
Posts: 525 - Karma: 17
i love the roadhouse. i stayed there sesh two this summer
Aug 25 2010 1:37AM
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