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African honey badger

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thesheik
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i feel as though this little bastard deserves a thread. he's pure fucking metal.
Aug 24 2010 10:19AM
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Relish_man
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BAMF
Aug 24 2010 10:25AM
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.JPolster
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hahaha awesome
Aug 24 2010 10:31AM
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parkskier
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Wow...what a beast.
Aug 24 2010 10:35AM
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sndyrvr
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Wtf, eats a cobra form a tree??????
Aug 24 2010 10:37AM
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have.faith
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id say thats an eating machine.

Aug 24 2010 10:43AM
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JohnnyQuid
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Aug 24 2010 10:52AM
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JayDope
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i want to pet it and keep my fingers at the same time
Aug 24 2010 10:53AM
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thesheik
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there actually are documented cases of honey badgers killing lions by ripping off their ballsacks. those things don't give a FUCK
Aug 24 2010 11:23AM
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EmperorKuzco
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haha honey badgers are the shit
Aug 24 2010 11:28AM
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summersover
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even the learned british voice called it a thug
you know he fucks shit up
Aug 24 2010 11:35AM
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feihlination
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dont fuck with him. i loled at the end. i thought, yeah, its badass, but its dumb enough to eat something poisonous. then he just wakes up and eats the rest of the snake...

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Aug 24 2010 11:50AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
that one badass animal
Aug 24 2010 12:07PM
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those things are insane
Aug 24 2010 12:10PM
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Username_42069
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Aug 24 2010 12:57PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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hahaha basically
Aug 24 2010 12:58PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
my thoughts exactly
Aug 24 2010 1:02PM
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jeremy.g
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complete badass
Aug 24 2010 1:02PM
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thisandthatfilms
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didnt even see this... this is a win
Aug 24 2010 1:03PM
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Mr.Luke
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BAMF is right
Aug 24 2010 1:11PM
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kootenayklaus
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DO WANT.
Aug 24 2010 1:23PM
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IceCreamer
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What a badass.
Aug 24 2010 1:25PM
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Swaggermager
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I wish i was a honey badger
Aug 24 2010 1:32PM
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Uhgah
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I was thinking about that episode of Top Gear the entire duration of that video.
Aug 24 2010 1:50PM
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CluckaChuck
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Why get a guard dog when you can have a African Honey Badger.
Aug 24 2010 1:52PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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badger badger badge...
Aug 24 2010 1:52PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
so they fight dirty, huh?
Aug 24 2010 2:09PM
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tacobellslayer
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i want one. to bring up on the mountain. to eat people that get in my way
Aug 24 2010 2:36PM
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Mike-O
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This badger ain't afraid of no snake, though.
Aug 24 2010 2:42PM
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mitsonx2
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this thing is a tank
Aug 24 2010 2:49PM
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ski_ing
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hahahahahahahahah
Aug 24 2010 2:51PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
i'd say this thing exceeds tank like a thousand times over, thiis thing is pure legend status
Aug 24 2010 2:57PM
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wasatch_rat
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i lol'ed so hard at this, i dont care if its true or not 10/10 to you sir
Aug 24 2010 3:17PM
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lineskier10
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you can eat something poisonous as long as the poison doesnt get into your blood stream, meaning you can drink rattlesnake poison right now and be fine, but if you injected it you would die
Aug 24 2010 4:11PM
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PadDONski
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i saw african honey so i thought of this
Click for larger image then i saw badger afterwards
Aug 24 2010 4:21PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Holy fucking shit, batman.
Aug 24 2010 4:23PM
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steezemeister
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god damn
Aug 24 2010 4:27PM
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maximiliaan
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i'm waiting for some epic badger pics with an great text in it.......
Aug 24 2010 4:29PM
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feihlination
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but apparently there would be side effects. i mean if a honey badger passes out i guess i would be pretty fucked
Aug 24 2010 5:03PM
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thesheik
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south africa actually named one of their combat tanks "ratel" which is apparently the indigenous name for them.
Aug 24 2010 5:04PM
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lineskier10
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im pretty sure he passed out because he got bit though, when they were describing the fight between the two i thought i heard them say something like that, it is badass how he just sleeps it off for a bit then goes right back to eating
Aug 24 2010 5:04PM
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Grover
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i wanna wrestle that thing. i dont care if it kills me, thats an epic way to die
Aug 24 2010 5:11PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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i wish i was that
Aug 24 2010 5:18PM
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