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TheDude
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1. girls soccer team

2. 12 foot high netting

3. round up girls and put in sandwich factory

4. ????????

5. profit

i though of this at football today. anyone want to donate a facotry warehouse and some netting or help me purchase these things?

Aug 24 2010 1:51AM
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SteezyOhio
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the weather prediction for a ban storm is 80% with a high chance of shit storm.
Aug 24 2010 1:55AM
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MEGAZORD
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So you're going to eat them?

or rape them?

or both, in no particular order?
Aug 24 2010 1:56AM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

neither. but hopefully become so succsessful i can provide them all with compensation after they have helped me. help me help you sort of deal..

Aug 24 2010 1:57AM
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MEGAZORD
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So... sandwich producing prostitutes, who will in turn, turn you into a sandwich whore as well?
Aug 24 2010 1:58AM
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PeterWojnar
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Aug 24 2010 2:03AM
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p-fo
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wrong targets. you gotta THINK man! think with your head not your boner. people will be pissed if you use a soccer team. if you're going to pick up girls to be your sandwich slaves, use prostitutes. go into downtown at around 2-3am and start a roundup
Aug 24 2010 2:04AM
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TheDude
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but that would be illegal and too much effort. with a football eam we could be done in 15 minutes, set up shop 30 after that, and be making money in 37 to 43 hours. then in 2 momnths everyone will be compensated.
Aug 24 2010 2:06AM
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p-fo
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oh you're going to be legal with all this. you're going to compensate them. i thought they were just going to be your sandwich slaves for life. in that case nevermind
Aug 24 2010 2:09AM
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