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friend
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whats your method to get some
Apr 25 2004 9:47AM
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SwitchPollard
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 10
Oh you know, show up to a club, pop some Rohypnol and Valium in a drink. Sarcasm very much intended.
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Mont Tremblant '04
Apr 25 2004 10:19AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i do the same thing except i use ex-lax

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
Apr 25 2004 10:22AM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
rufies work..





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Apr 25 2004 10:23AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
become really good friends with girl and ask on a date. Date her for a long time and then hope she does stuff at least once.


Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Apr 25 2004 11:32AM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 1,142
my method is to just go up and talk to a girl and pretend i am really intersted and make her think i care about her and want to please her. then i stick it in her ass.


Alcohol the cause and solution to all lifes problems.
Apr 25 2004 12:40PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
you fuckin giver her a back hard across the face and rape the shit out of her. shell love it i promise

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

HIGH NORTH SESSION 5, who's with me?
Apr 25 2004 1:15PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
CALL MY GF


D$
Apr 25 2004 1:36PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
find out which of my friends girlfriends put out and then pull the 'friend, for my birthday, i want some from your girlfriend'. It has worked before.
Apr 25 2004 1:57PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
DAMN! anyway have a like a nice date and shit, then drive to like a park when it's about 2 AM where its really dark an shit.... and hit it up
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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Apr 25 2004 2:01PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,503
i get about 40 dollers and head over to 5th streeet an i whistle the cucuaracha and then i get my ho and fuck until the sunset


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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis
Apr 25 2004 2:39PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
get a horny gf


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 25 2004 2:58PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
pretend i am the milfhunter.
-chris
Apr 25 2004 5:34PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
^ahhhhhhhhahahahahah i just cracked up for so long
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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
Apr 25 2004 5:36PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
a 2 by 4 will do the trick, or a brick.



Mind can make a heaven from hell, and a hell from heaven
Apr 25 2004 8:50PM
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Saltines
Posts: 1204 - Karma: 11
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u c u must be one with the girl u c then once u are one u ccan fuck as one-guru...caleb

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on her-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber

I dont have a good feeling about this-Han Solo-One of the first star wars movies

The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me
Apr 25 2004 9:33PM
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
massages are the key to chicks putting out...that n beer

*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Eat.Sleep.Ski*

*how many EMO\'s does it take to screw in a lightbulb??? None they will just sit there and cry about it.

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*






Apr 26 2004 1:07AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
you mean you can have sex with people other then yourself??



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Apr 26 2004 1:08AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
Jill
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 26 2004 1:15AM
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