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Shrunken Jiberish

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4seasons
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Okey, so my idiot mom has manage to shrink my jiberish. Is there any way i can make as long as it were? ty

Aug 23 2010 1:38AM
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blatt
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wash it and then stretch it out. pretty much the only way
Aug 23 2010 1:39AM
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Ducky.
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Wear it in the shower, and pull down/stand on it
Aug 23 2010 1:40AM
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Scott0_robot0
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well your mom isnt much of an idiot if she is doing YOUR laundry, but get it wet and just stretch it out, then wear it like a pimp.
Aug 23 2010 1:42AM
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4seasons
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i wash my own laundry at dads hah
Aug 23 2010 1:46AM
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mmallender.
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option1: do your own laundry

option2: if it is too much work for you to do ALL your own laundry, wash your own clothes that have special washing instructions

option3: if option 1 and 2 are not possible, dont buy clothes that can be ruined by washing them
Aug 23 2010 2:22AM
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Gstrong
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your moms such an idiot
Aug 23 2010 2:23AM
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JakeSalvador
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*drying in the dryer.
Aug 23 2010 2:50AM
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-AP-
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get it wet and stretch it out, problem solved
Aug 23 2010 2:51AM
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Ftacnik
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+1
Aug 23 2010 2:59AM
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mmallender.
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washing can fuck up clothes too
Aug 23 2010 3:06AM
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zerospinskier
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There are a couple things you can try. I think one is soaking it in distilled white vinegar or fabric softener for a while then stretching it back out. I don't remember exactly though, Google it.
Aug 23 2010 3:22AM
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mmallender.
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pretty sure its bleach you soak it in, that or i hear paint thinner works pretty good too
Aug 23 2010 3:26AM
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mmallender.
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just kidding DONT DO THIS, unless you want no clothes or ridiculously colorless clothes
Aug 23 2010 3:27AM
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Da_CONK
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Ok I've had the same problem multiple times just follow these stuff it always works.

Step 1: Put on said shrunken T-shirt
Step 2: Heat it up with a lighter or other open flame, the flame has to come in contact with the fabric in order for this to work. (make sure you get around the entire length you want to stretch)
Step 3: Stretch


You have to do step 1 or else this WILL NOT WORK
Aug 23 2010 9:44AM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^my toughts exactly !
Aug 23 2010 9:46AM
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50in07
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You could have just told your mom to hang dry it...
Aug 23 2010 11:28AM
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GnarNinja
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no its just only to the knees thats not tall enough
Aug 23 2010 12:07PM
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FUUUCK
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All grown up
Aug 23 2010 12:08PM
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4seasons
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xxl isnt very large when i am 5'11. thanks for beeing a dick hating on other peoples way of clothing
Aug 23 2010 1:44PM
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mmallender.
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yeah xxl is still pretty damn big when youre 5'11, especially when you ask a normal human being who doest wear oversized clothing.
Aug 23 2010 1:50PM
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4seasons
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i dont talk to normal human beeings very often
Aug 23 2010 1:56PM
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andrew95
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hahahhahaha k+
Aug 23 2010 1:59PM
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Huck_Norris
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oh cool, so when does you rap album drop, yo?
Aug 23 2010 6:32PM
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mattb912
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You just sound retarded
Aug 23 2010 7:32PM
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Big_Spence
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Aug 23 2010 7:48PM
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bustinthejus
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hahaha +k



Seriously though... if your mom's doing your laundry, she's probably not that one who's the idiot, and you might as well enjoy it while it lasts...
Aug 23 2010 8:09PM
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bustinthejus
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Fuuuu I already had you at 10/10...
Aug 23 2010 8:09PM
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mmallender.
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HAHA nice
Aug 23 2010 8:24PM
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Huck_Norris
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No, saying an XXL "isn't that big" for someone who's fkn 5'11" and not 400lbs sounds fucking retarded.  But thanks Wigger McWiggensteins, carry on. 

Aug 24 2010 10:12AM
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Relish_man
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spot on
Aug 24 2010 12:44PM
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treecery.
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get it sopping wet then do this
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Aug 24 2010 5:16PM
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andrew95
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ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!
Aug 24 2010 7:00PM
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Avifarer
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email jiberish and tell them you want a new one
Aug 24 2010 7:02PM
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kronickrew
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If you're " idiot " mom does such a horrible job of YOUR laundry why don't you do it yourself champ.
Aug 24 2010 9:10PM
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joshua
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Not to mention you probably bought it with her money, and yes "allowance" counts as your parents money.
Aug 24 2010 9:46PM
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kronickrew
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we make a good team of ripping on spoiled rich kids, right on mcully!
Aug 25 2010 12:30AM
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PaleCelery
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hahahah so good
Aug 25 2010 1:09AM
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T.MARTIN
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Sep 30 2010 7:32PM
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Beez
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haha. this is great
Sep 30 2010 7:35PM
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SeanTom
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do this, i've done it before and it's set
Sep 30 2010 10:11PM
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