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Tales of a street sweeper. Epic read

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0ptions
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Firstly I don't care if this is a repost. Second it's a very long read but it is epic, if you saw the thread about the drug dealer in NYC is similar to that, but not quite on the same level.

http://zentatsu.com/zloc/Street%20Sweeper%20Tales.pdf
Aug 23 2010 12:11AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
good read
Aug 23 2010 8:16PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
His use of emoticons lead me to believe that he is a college dropout.
Aug 23 2010 8:17PM
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oreopancake.
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threads for after work
Aug 23 2010 8:17PM
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alvy.
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halarious. kept me accupied for like an hour and im comin back for more
Aug 23 2010 8:51PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
so good.
Aug 23 2010 9:32PM
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bighit
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he is not a douche. he always asked nicely for kids to leave and when they didnt then he raked havoc. thats how it works.
Aug 23 2010 9:38PM
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Ski..4..Life
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 97
read the first one and it was great,

threads for when i have more time.
Aug 23 2010 9:44PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
haha threads for when i can read the rest
Aug 23 2010 10:04PM
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Kajex
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read the whole thing, and wow, very enjoyable.  i could honestly see that being made into a movie, if it gains enough following.  epic.
Aug 23 2010 10:23PM
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BootySpunk.
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I am on page 47/120 and this shit is epic.
Aug 23 2010 11:00PM
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 256
deffs an awesome story, read the full thing
Aug 23 2010 11:28PM
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fsscott
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threads for later
Aug 23 2010 11:32PM
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BootySpunk.
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Now on page 83 and I cannot get enough of this shit.


I would love to meet this guy/have a beer with him.
Aug 23 2010 11:39PM
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inb4_UMAD
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threads. 13/120
Aug 24 2010 12:01AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Done..and wow...amazing read...I recommend it.
Aug 24 2010 12:14AM
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summersover
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great fucking read
Aug 24 2010 12:38AM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
one power reading session. laughed and cryed. everyone needs to read this.
Aug 24 2010 1:36AM
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ifli
Posts: 449 - Karma: 21
Just finished it. Really long and gets pretty depressing in the end. Overall its funny as shit.
Aug 24 2010 2:25AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I wish I could find more books like this. Then I would actually read more
that was definitely worth buckling down and staying up all night to read, even though I probably would anyway
Aug 24 2010 2:37AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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are there any more stories good like this? I'm super bored at work and I've already read this one and the one about the heroin dealer.
Aug 24 2010 9:31AM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Bump.
Aug 24 2010 11:29PM
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Randy_Quench
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fucking awesome. only around a fourth through and it just keeps delivering.
Aug 25 2010 10:17AM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
That was a quality use of my time. Danka!
Aug 25 2010 10:35AM
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Spillway_East
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about half way through, this is great.
Aug 26 2010 10:47PM
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rigzz
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This thread is mine, to read later.
Aug 26 2010 10:48PM
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Schlop
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Aug 27 2010 12:57AM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
This should get a movie. damn good read
Aug 27 2010 1:15AM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8809 - Karma: 6,348
got my macbook reading it to me as i clean my room haha
Aug 27 2010 1:16AM
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Milksteak
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Yes please.
Aug 27 2010 1:17AM
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twoplankerbean
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I've been reading it for like an hour.  Had to stop..... soooooo funny though.  Nice work.  Bruiser is a bona fide badass.
Aug 27 2010 1:48AM
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andreweckels
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threads
Aug 27 2010 1:52AM
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proZach
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this needs a good bump, especially after the heroin dealer thread. seeing as the original pdf doesn't lead anywhere, here ya go.

https://www.scribd.com/doc/35488069/Chronicles-of-Bruiser-Tales-of-a-Street-Sweeper


and it'll take you a good 1-2 hours to read all the way through, totally worth it.
Oct 29 2014 11:31PM
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gapersarefriends
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damn that was fucking funny
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