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Whats you penis' name?

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SteezyOhio
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Thurgood
Aug 21 2010 11:55PM
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omnomnom
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ted.

oh and inb4 ECB
Aug 21 2010 11:56PM
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ECB
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William Max
Aug 21 2010 11:56PM
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BEARS.
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threes company.
Aug 21 2010 11:56PM
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HIT
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Sir Lanc-uh-splat
Aug 21 2010 11:56PM
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ECB
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fuck you, so close
Aug 21 2010 11:56PM
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tacobellslayer
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the BIG repost
Aug 21 2010 11:56PM
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omnomnom
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cheeaa
Aug 21 2010 11:57PM
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1337
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not even a second apart, jsyk
Aug 21 2010 11:57PM
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207
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I don't name my sexual organs or any organs or body parts for that matter.
Aug 21 2010 11:57PM
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ECB
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Yea, same time, but he wins, because NS knows when someone says inb4 that they get priority over time in the real world.....fuck it
Aug 21 2010 11:58PM
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rexalicious.
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charles.
Aug 22 2010 12:00AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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admiral winky
Aug 22 2010 12:02AM
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Shadows
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inverted penis' are the shit nowadays
Aug 22 2010 12:02AM
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rexalicious.
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yeah all the cool kids have them.
Aug 22 2010 12:03AM
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soulskier
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never got around to naming my dick, but my balls have been fred and george since long before the weasley twins
Aug 22 2010 12:04AM
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B-runge
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doesnt have one :(
Aug 22 2010 12:09AM
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SteezyOhio
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MORE!
Aug 22 2010 12:11AM
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Utard
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Sensei
Aug 22 2010 12:11AM
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bitchezluv=]
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limp biscuit
Aug 22 2010 12:11AM
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KravtZ
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CATTLE BRUISER
Aug 22 2010 12:12AM
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FerrisBueller
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Optimus


oh and that was the most epic inb4 of all inb4's holy shit.


inb4 multipager
Aug 22 2010 12:12AM
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Shadows
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i didnt even notice the clock, holy shit
Aug 22 2010 12:16AM
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TotallyTrevor
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santa clause


one of my friends is proud of the fact that he has a small penis so his is named tiny tim
Aug 22 2010 12:24AM
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FerrisBueller
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ya i know.
Aug 22 2010 12:27AM
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omnomnom
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And don't nobody fuckin' forget it!
Aug 22 2010 12:29AM
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ski2sky.
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Bilbo Baggins
Aug 22 2010 12:30AM
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Milksteak
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Dirk Diggler
Aug 22 2010 12:32AM
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FerrisBueller
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i screened it
Aug 22 2010 12:33AM
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bitchezluv=]
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the littlest hobo
Aug 22 2010 12:33AM
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BootySpunk.
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My penis is called Tyler Means...;)
Aug 22 2010 12:33AM
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SteezyOhio
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your penis must look like this!
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Aug 22 2010 12:35AM
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Inb4_P.Dog
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Tom waaaalliischh
Aug 22 2010 12:36AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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hahahaha MARC WHALBURG
Aug 22 2010 12:36AM
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broto
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francy ann
Aug 22 2010 12:37AM
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BootySpunk.
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With the shades and all ;)
Aug 22 2010 12:39AM
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1337
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Mine prefers to have a catch phrase

"Speak softly, and carry a big stick" -Teddy Roosevelt

but if it did have a name, it would be

Long Dong Silver
Aug 22 2010 12:41AM
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Shadows
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my super alcoholic friend used to say he had a hundred dollar bill tatooed (sp?) on his dick. i never found out or wanted to find out but he said it works with the ladies?
Aug 22 2010 12:43AM
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Milksteak
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Don't pretend like you don't want to know if that's true or not...
Aug 22 2010 12:46AM
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ECB
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Just check, the worst that happens is he doesn't have it, and you see his dick, then he knocks you out and rapes you, but even if you don't check his dick, he will probably still rape you, so at least get something out of it....
Aug 22 2010 12:47AM
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intifada
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Snake Pliskin
Aug 22 2010 12:48AM
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omnomnom
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but seriously though, you shouldnt be ashamed if you see someones dick. its not homosexual as long as you dont treat it that way. its good to do check ups with your bros. make sure you dont have any lumps in your balls. and while your at it, just look and see if he has a 100 dollar bill tat.
Aug 22 2010 12:48AM
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Milksteak
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Some of that is true..
Aug 22 2010 12:51AM
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skiierman
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mel gibson. gets what it wants but when it doesn't, it'll knock your teeth out and bury you in the backyard garden.
Aug 22 2010 12:53AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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Aug 22 2010 12:55AM
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ECB
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All of that is true, I check my roommate for lumps sometimes.....girls do it with boobs
Aug 22 2010 12:56AM
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ski2sky.
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for those who still in need of a name


http://www.madblast.com/funny/13185_penis-names.html

Aug 22 2010 12:58AM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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Jerry and the Swingers
Aug 22 2010 12:58AM
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Milksteak
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WAIT...Should I start doing that too?
Aug 22 2010 1:00AM
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nitsua
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Megatron
Aug 22 2010 1:01AM
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SteezyOhio
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i appreciate that.
Aug 22 2010 1:20AM
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