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How often do you fart?

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ElbridgeGerry
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I fart like 6-7 times a day when conscious, and like 30+ when I'm sleeping. I'll wake up and my room will be warm and smell like my own brand, and my brother will be gagging.


How about you folks?
Aug 20 2010 11:03PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
most eligible bachelor?
Aug 20 2010 11:04PM
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hauser
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 469
come on now
Aug 20 2010 11:04PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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i seriously think i fart way too much
Aug 20 2010 11:05PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
Better out then in
Aug 20 2010 11:06PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
O.M.G....we are the same...
Aug 20 2010 11:06PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
what a stupid thread.
Aug 20 2010 11:07PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
Don't really fart toooo often..I dont count either, But maybe like 5 times on a good day.
Aug 20 2010 11:07PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i really don't remember every time i fart, i have no idea how many times a day

not a ton
Aug 20 2010 11:09PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
hahahah exactly what i was thinking..
Aug 20 2010 11:09PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
it depends on what I eat and/or drink. if i drink a lot of protein shakes, i probably fart non stop while it digests.
Aug 20 2010 11:10PM
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gangsterskier
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consistently all day
Aug 20 2010 11:14PM
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no_steeze
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bitch i'll fart all i want and you'll like it
Aug 20 2010 11:19PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
not that often

i eat really healthy and run everyday, i think that helps.

i fart when i run tho, quite a damn bit, whats awesome is when im runnin with my bros and were goin up a steep hill, i like to charge that hill and get in the lead and let em rip.

pisses this one kid off sooo bad haha
Aug 20 2010 11:23PM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
and people were saying summer NSG was winding down.... Ha
Aug 20 2010 11:36PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
You dont fart when you sleep. true fact.
Aug 20 2010 11:38PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
i lol'd hard
Aug 20 2010 11:38PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
I am living proof that in fact you fart in your sleep
Aug 20 2010 11:39PM
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dirtyyjersey
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i fart like 40 times a day dude. silent ones, loud ones, wet ones, dry ones.
Aug 20 2010 11:47PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
THAT IS A BOLD FACED GYPSIE LIE!


I FART QUITE OFTEN, IN MY SLEEP!
Aug 20 2010 11:49PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Hmm. I mean like out. Not resting or shit. Real fucking sleep. Understand?
Aug 20 2010 11:50PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i think literally every single man would vehemently deny this statement
Aug 20 2010 11:50PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i'm not going to get into my farting habits, but today i learned that in german, their word for fart translates into "anal cough"
Aug 20 2010 11:51PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
my girlfriend can vouch for me, i do indeed fart when i sleep
Aug 20 2010 11:51PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
not true at all.
my brother rips sooo loud when he is completely out
Aug 20 2010 11:52PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
OP, i probably fart at least once an hour or more. i really need a new diet
Aug 20 2010 11:54PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Your brother has intestinal problems. Or brain damage.
Aug 20 2010 11:55PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
incorrect. i have literally woken myself up with a fart
Aug 20 2010 11:57PM
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JESSE.
Posts: 283 - Karma: 60
I can confirm this, as I have to smell almost every fart he deals out.
Aug 21 2010 12:06AM
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