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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
What the hell kind of grab is this?




J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

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Apr 24 2004 12:14AM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
hahahhahahah spread'em eagle




i'm mcgovern-ing
Apr 24 2004 12:19AM
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JBeas
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 237
double stink bug
sm-crew

www.nomics-inc.com
Apr 24 2004 12:22AM
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rossipowderhound
Posts: 759 - Karma: 10
It's a weird sort of grany, Looks pretty sweet though

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Apr 24 2004 12:47AM
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svfreerider
Posts: 158 - Karma: 11
dude you guys, it's a double X 5, duh.......
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Apr 24 2004 1:03AM
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Skiertrav
Posts: 401 - Karma: 10
double stink bug
Apr 24 2004 1:07AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
well in SBC Skier the caption was, 'rectum? damn near killed'em!'

i guess it would be a double inside saftey spread?

go turpin!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

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Apr 24 2004 1:53AM
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thejackamo
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 11
double stink bug - symms did one in RFA


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Apr 24 2004 2:00AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Yeah Symms did a similar one on a hip in RFA,it was sick,but this is just plain awesome!
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Apr 24 2004 3:44AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
18 year-old virgin
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Apr 24 2004 4:50AM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
he got that shit from evan raps' special grab in johnny mosely mad trix. try somethin orignal



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toss your salad outta here
Apr 24 2004 5:14AM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
haha, that's a crazzzy picture!


-Jason
Apr 24 2004 6:43AM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
yea, thats awesome
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'Two weeks pass and not a stool in sight. By now, I have to go real fucking bad, but the kids won't jump in the pool. I can't even sit down like a normal person; uncomfortable as a ass virgin in prison' - alpentalik
Apr 24 2004 7:12AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Yah, thats the infamous double stink bug.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Apr 24 2004 9:05AM
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WIllW
Posts: 4578 - Karma: 2,512
ive heard it called a duffbutter too
Apr 24 2004 10:11AM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
double stink bug, theres one in RFA





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Apr 24 2004 10:53AM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
dope
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Apr 24 2004 11:22AM
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Keenan
Posts: 455 - Karma: 15
That's an iron eagle, without the grab. so the name of the grab has to somewhat incorporate that into it, maybee Fist full of iron eagle. that'd be hot.
Apr 24 2004 11:33AM
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mg.
Posts: 752 - Karma: 74
double stink bug.. thats what it says if you go into the bonus feature in the dvd
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Apr 24 2004 12:02PM
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vtpublicenemy3
Posts: 952 - Karma: 10
i like to call it 'virgin on prom night'
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Apr 24 2004 12:26PM
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Frenchy88
Posts: 576 - Karma: 184
Its called the 18 year old virgin
.................... AK represent
Apr 24 2004 12:40PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
DOUBLE STINK BUG!!! watch RFA or 1242. i forget which one though.
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Apr 24 2004 1:00PM
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D-40
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rfa^
Apr 24 2004 1:19PM
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jman
Posts: 3117 - Karma: 19
yes double stink bug definatly
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Apr 24 2004 1:31PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Just to post whore a little, I'm gonna have to go with the Double stinkbug.

But really, that's what it's called.



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Apr 24 2004 1:41PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
rectum killer is the name
'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
Apr 24 2004 2:11PM
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enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
in RFA if you watch the audio commentary with johhnny d. during john symms part he says what the trick is called...i think double stink bug was it





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Apr 24 2004 3:46PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
guys whats a frogger then? samw thing minus a grab?
Apr 24 2004 5:01PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
stinkbug. ifhe grabbed higher up it would be a duckbutter


will you be my mommy-Ralph wiggins

harvey knows all
Apr 24 2004 5:22PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
thats sick



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Apr 24 2004 6:15PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
18 year old virgin. Raps coined it in JMMT.
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Apr 24 2004 6:33PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
its 16 year old virgin.. no?
..4frntn..
..PONIVERUS..
Apr 24 2004 7:30PM
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Aseets
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 17
yeah 18 year old virgin, JMMT is an awesome game, even to this day
Apr 24 2004 10:08PM
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Typical
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 83
its called, 'Fuck Me (my legs are spead)'



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Hey now, little speedyhead,
the read on the speedmeter says
you have to go to task in the city
where people drown and people serve.
Don't be shy. Your just deserve
is only just light years to go.

Me, my thoughts are flower strewn
ocean storm, bayberry moon.
I have got to leave to find my way.
Watch the road and memorize
this life that pass before my eyes.
Nothing is going my way.

The ocean is the river's goal,
a need to leave the water knows
We're closer now than light years to go.

I have got to find the river,
bergamot and vetiver
run through my head and fall away.
Leave the road and memorize
this life that pass before my eyes.
Nothing is going my way.

There's no one left to take the lead,
but I tell you and you can see
we're closer now than light years to go.
Pick up here and chase the ride.
The river empties to the tide.
Fall into the ocean.

The river to the ocean goes,
a fortune for the undertow.
None of this is going my way.
There is nothing left to throw
of Ginger, lemon, indigo,
coriander stem and rose of hay.
Strength and courage overrides
the privileged and weary eyes
of river poet search naivete.
Pick up here and chase the ride.
The river empties to the tide.All of this is coming your way.






Smack, crack, bushwhacked.
Tie another one to the racks, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.
Nobody tells you where to go, baby.

What if I ride? What if you walk?
What if you rock around the clock?
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
What if you did? What if you walk?
What if you tried to get off, baby?

Hey, kids, where are you?
Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Hey kids, shake a leg.
Maybe you're crazy in the head, baby.

Maybe you did. Maybe you walked.
Maybe you rocked around the clock.
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Maybe I ride. Maybe you walk.
Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

Hey kids, shake a leg.
Maybe you're crazy in the head, baby.

Ollie, ollie.
Ollie ollie ollie.
Ollie ollie in come free, baby.

Hey, kids, where are you?
Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Smack, crack. Shack-a-lack.
Tie another one to your back, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.Nobody tells you where to go, baby.

Maybe you did. Maybe you walk.
Maybe you rock around the clock
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Maybe I ride. Maybe you walk.
Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

Hey kids, where are you?
Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.
Nobody tells you where to go, baby, baby, baby.










I will try not to breathe.
I can hold my head still with my hands at my knees.
These eyes are the eyes of the old, shiver and fold.

I will try not to breathe.
This decision is mine. I have lived a full life
and these are the eyes that I want you to remember. Oh.

I need something to fly over my grave again.
I need something to breathe.

I will try not to burden you.
I can hold these inside. I will hold my breath
until all these shivers subside,
just look in my eyes.

I will try not to worry you.
I have seen things that you will never see.
Leave it to memory me. I shudder to breathe.

I want you to remember. Oh. (you will never see)
I need something to fly (something to fly)over my grave again. (you will never see)
I need something to breathe. (something to breathe)
Baby, don't shiver now.
Why do you shiver now? (I will see things you will never see)
I need something to fly (something to fly)
over my grave again. (I will see things you will never see)
I need something to breathe. Oh. Oh. Oh.

I will try not to worry you.
I have seen things that you will never see.
Leave it to memory me. Don't dare me to breathe.

I want you to remember. Oh. (you will never see)
I need something to fly (something to fly)
over my grave again. (you will never see)
I need something to breathe. (something to breathe)
Baby, don't shiver now.
Why do you shiver now? (I will see things you will never see)
I need something to breathe. (something to breathe - I have seen things
you will never see)
I want you to remember.





If you could see yourself now baby
It's not my fault
You used to be so in control
You're going to roll right over this one
Just roll me over, let me go
You're laying blame
Take this as no, no, no

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
It's not my thing so let it go.

If you could see yourself now baby,
the tables are turned
the whole world hinges on your swings
your secret life of indiscreet discretions
I turn the screw, leave the screen,
Don't point your finger,You know that's not my thing

You came to bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
It's not my thing so let it go.

You can cut a little worry,
I know it all too well,
I've got your number,
so does every kiss-and-tell
who dares to cross your threshhold,
happens on your way,
Stop laying blame.
You know that's not my thing.

You came to bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
It's not my thing so let it go.
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
It's not my thing so let it go.

You kiss on me, tug on me, rub on me, jump on me,
bang on me, beat on me, hit on me, let go on me,
You let go on me.




Hey, I can't find nothing on the radio
Yo! turn to that station

The world is collapsing
Around our ears
I turned up the radio
But I can't hear it

When I got to the house
And I called you out
I could tell that you had been crying, crying
It's that same sing song on the radioIt makes me sad
I meant to turn it off
To say goodbye
To leave in quiet
that radio song
Hey hey hey
I am in protest

I've everything to show
I've everything to hide
Look into my eyes
Listen

When I got to the show
Yo ho ho
I could tell that you had been crying, crying
It's that same sing song, and the DJ sucks
It makes me sad
I tried to turn it off
To say goodbye my love
That radio song
Hey hey hey

The world is collapsing
Around our ears
I turned up the radio
But I can't hear it
Yeah

I tried to sing along
But damn that radio song
Hey hey hey

I've everything to show
I've everything to hide
Look into my eyes listen to the radio
I turned up the radio
But I can't hear it
No, I can't hear it
Hey hey hey

Check it out
What are you saying
What are you playing
Who are you obeyingday out day in?
Baby baby baby
That stuff is driving me crazy
DJs communicate to the masses
Sex and violent classes
Now our children grow up prisoners
All their lives radio listeners





Life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up

Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought meTo my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream


- r.e.m.
Apr 25 2004 12:54AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
^man what the fuck is up with ur sig?
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I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 25 2004 5:21AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
skiiertrav has like the best icon

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
Apr 25 2004 8:55AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
ya lightingfarts x25
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Apr 25 2004 12:14PM
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Rick_Husted
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
its 18 year old virgin, dont worry guys i checked for you.
Apr 25 2004 12:48PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
the first thing i thought was 18 yo virgin from JMMT
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Apr 25 2004 12:49PM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
that's soemthing the developers through in there with a little athlete input, they were joking bitch

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
Apr 25 2004 7:36PM
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marmot
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
a home grown albertan
Apr 25 2004 7:43PM
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sexyboomhower
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
if you have ever played mad trix then you would know that it is called the 18 year old virgin
Apr 25 2004 9:00PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
froggy air? or are forggys a little bit different
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Apr 25 2004 9:01PM
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massivemassing
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
its a skank with and doubly safty
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Apr 25 2004 10:18PM
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*Nefarious*
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 4,208
barnyski, that is the most obnoxious signature i've ever seen...


**Respect the Unexpected**
Apr 25 2004 11:35PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
2x Steenq Buhgh

and that is the greatest sig ever, cuz it REM, its allowed, cuz they are cool like that, so stfu little niglet.


Quote of the week: mabye we should chain you to a tree in africa and have a buche of homo's with aids do you and show you that your gay.

Apr 25 2004 11:52PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
omg, that one guy's sig is longer than about 15 posts combined

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
Apr 26 2004 12:43AM
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Mahre
Posts: 2507 - Karma: 490
now how much doper would it be
if all his fingers were free to grab his ski?


guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
Apr 26 2004 1:00AM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
yessss, no poles




i'm mcgovern-ing
Apr 26 2004 1:01AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Hey! Andy's right! Why didn't I drop my poles years ago?


(I know we're pissing SOMEone off)


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber

''This board seems to have gone downhill since i joined'' -ADjunkie
Apr 26 2004 1:04AM
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