What to do if you're the first person to make contact with an alien

Drail

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show them my skis.

Aug 19 2010 2:39PM

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*simba*

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I'd fuck shit up.

Aug 19 2010 2:47PM

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birdshake

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Insane

good read dude

Aug 19 2010 2:56PM

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FerrisBueller

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thats basically what i was thinking.

Aug 19 2010 3:10PM

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steezemeister

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i enjoyed that

Aug 19 2010 3:42PM

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-Dan

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I'd claim first, then have them bring me to chad's.

Aug 19 2010 3:55PM

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*DrewT*

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haha I was gonna say if you're the first person to make contact with aliens you'd better have a decent grasp of the basics of math

Aug 19 2010 3:57PM

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epain.

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also, awesome graphic. theres great things like that on http://theoatmeal.com/

Aug 19 2010 3:58PM

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jibbinc.

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id show him B&E 3

Aug 19 2010 3:59PM

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maximiliaan

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i would stand up, take my gun and shoot at them while im screaming get out of my property!

Aug 19 2010 4:01PM

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Username_42069

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id poo in my hand and throw it at them while screaming and beating my chest

Aug 19 2010 4:22PM

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TheHuggyBear

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can we bump this because they are supposed to come soon

Oct 13 2010 10:00PM

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RubberSoul

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not to take this so seriously, but i dont see any reason why they'd necessarily understand "math" in the ways we do, even in the most fundamental sense. if math is more or less a descriptor or what is going on, i dont see any reason to assume they would have gone about it the same way at all

Oct 13 2010 10:09PM

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Abc567def

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i would ask them if they are a pink name or a blue name and go from there

Oct 13 2010 10:10PM

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.jesus.

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this is a repost of like eighty re-posts

Oct 13 2010 10:10PM

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thugaim

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inb4 infographics thread

Oct 13 2010 10:17PM

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p-fo

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that was interesting. certainly some good points there

Oct 13 2010 10:17PM

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Oct 13 2010 10:23PM

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What I believe we really need to terms with is judging by the fact that the odds there being no other life capable of interaction with us by now in the Milky Way are disgustingly close to zero, and the fact that we have no evidence that any of these have made the effort for whatever reason to contact us, we, within the next thousand years, may need to be the ones to initiate contact with aliens.

Oct 13 2010 10:32PM

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thugaim

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I agree. I think we will be the ones contacting them, but it would have to be in several hundred thousand years before we have the technology to create wormholes or otherwise manipulate space-time to travel faster than light.

Oct 13 2010 11:04PM

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>implying matter can travel faster than the speed of light

Oct 13 2010 11:07PM

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thugaim

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>implying some sort of method to warp space-time couldnt be invented in the next several thousand years.
also, >implying quantum entanglement can't transport information instantaneously.

Oct 13 2010 11:12PM

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MCIRONCOCK

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>implying implications of the implied imply implications.
>wat

Oct 14 2010 12:03AM

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neutralzombie

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obviously, i'm going to let them take me on their ship so they can experiment on me, and then i'm going to come back and tell everyone what happened. it'll be great!

Oct 14 2010 12:51AM

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hurrisun

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they would see jenifa and be like "ohhh our long lost ailen son who was too ugly to stay on r planet, what a small universe"

Oct 14 2010 1:13AM

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neutralzombie

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and if they met you, they'd probably wonder if all humans had such a small brain.

Oct 14 2010 1:14AM

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I'd try to fart, I bet aliens cant.

Oct 14 2010 1:17AM

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las.

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Insane

good read

Oct 14 2010 1:23AM

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uosdwiSrjewoH

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good read, i think i'm about all set

Oct 14 2010 1:24AM

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neutralzombie

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strong sense of humor i sense.

Oct 14 2010 1:31AM

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uosdwiSrjewoH

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ps, i'd been on that site before, but tonight it absolutely killed me. waay too funny

Oct 14 2010 1:41AM

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Mezmerize19

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just shhhhhhhhh

Oct 14 2010 1:43AM

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icon1234

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I watched this video, and said the reason why we haven't encountered any aliens is that were not interesting enough to even being worth making contact.