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Fruits that taste better sliced

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low_fidelity
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These fruits taste better when cut or sliced with a knife:
Bananas
Mangos
Oranges
Grapes
Peaches
Kiwi
Strawberry
Apples

These fruits do not:
Apples
Pears
Grapefruit
Pomegranate

Use this information to your advantage.


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Parrish
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Something is not right here.
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B-runge
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you said apples for both silly
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birdshake
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how can apples be in both lists?
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thugaim
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Who the fuck slices a grape?
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50in07
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Apples are wayyyy better sliced!
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low_fidelity
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Clearly, apples are in both lists because they taste delicious sliced. But, at times, if they are crunchy enough they may taste as delicious not sliced. Clearly
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Schlop
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Serious?

You're missing out
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Arabian.
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I peel my grapes.
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DrStrangelove
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you just bite right into a grapefruit, do ya? what the hell is wrong with you? that's like biting through rhinocerous skin to get to the bitterest tasting shit on the planet...

and i agree with whoever said apples taste awesome sliced
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987321654hgfd
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Apples are only good sliced when paired with peanut butter.
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senorpuppy
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this
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HenniferLopez
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I love doing that. then you let the slimy skinless grape slide down your throat..









.....wait, what?
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Yung_Gnarley
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uhhhhh
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Shadows
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all fruit tastes better sliced. why? because when you introduce oxygen into the inner part of a fruit gasses and toxins are released. also because you mix the flavors better on your pallet and are tasting more of the fruit in a wider range. not just a huge glob of fruit inside your mouth.
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Schlop
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Hello, how are things?
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HenniferLopez
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I'M JUST JOKING YOU GUYS. chill.
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Mr.Panda
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Obviously that double strap on concept I was talking about.
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JayDope
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obviously pineapple derrrr
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Mr.Panda
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:D
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munch
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interesting
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Schlop
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Throw oranges on the NOT slice list. Peel that shit and eat it like an apple
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Kangbang
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they do so taste better
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DJohnson
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wow, ive never thought about it that closely
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I.B
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pomme-de-terre
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how the fuck is pineapple not up here? have you ever tried to eat a pineapple before slicing it? it tastes fucking terrible.

and what about coconuts?

this list sucks.
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thugaim
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NO U
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I.B
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Touche' my good man.
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Arabian.
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Quoting pomme-de-terre$ from Aug 19 2010 1:27:54:
this list sucks.


LOLOL. Game set and match.


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ED.
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WTF? i've never eaten a grapefruit not sliced... it doesn't work
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Slinger1x1
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strawberries are delicious whole, oranges are best peeled, who the fuck slices grapes? kiwis are best whole, eat the skin an all (ski has a lot of nutrients and good shit), apples and peaches are good either way.

grapefruits are delicious sliced into smiles, and pomegranate is eaten with a spoon....

this is flawed
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low_fidelity
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Ok, things need clearing up:

Clearly, when I  say sliced I mean multiple slices. One slice down the middle does not count as "sliced". Grapefruit has only one slice down the middle then you eat the rest normal. Clearly.
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DERS.
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yee im all about that sliced pinapple
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Gameboy
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Wait, you don't eat the pineapple peel? WTF?!?
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I.B
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I'm with this guy
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AT-AT
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How high were you sir?
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Uncle.Badness
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Squash
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DERS.
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they're usually destroyed after using them as dildos. so i dont eat them toooooo much
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Funnel
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Fuck you. You left out Nectarines. My favorite fruit.
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Jamestown
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Your username is "punksgitcut". Does that mean punks taste better cut?
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i got sooo hungry for some dank fruit after reading this like a fatty cantelope(sp?) and some bomb as plumot and some delicious shnozberries
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Downtofilm
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These fruits taste better when cut or sliced with a knife:


These fruits do not:


Use this information to your advantage.
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Arabian.
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Quoting punksgitcut from Aug 19 2010 1:01:42:
These fruits taste better when cut or sliced with a knife:
Bananas
Mangos
Oranges
Grapes
Peaches
Kiwi
Strawberry
Apples

These fruits do not:
Apples
Pears
Grapefruit
Pomegranate

Use this information to your advantage.
Quoting runningman from Aug 19 2010 2:02:56:
yee im all about that sliced pinapple

Quoting thugaim from Aug 19 2010 1:35:53:
NO U

Quoting pomme-de-terre$ from Aug 19 2010 1:27:54:
this list sucks.
Quoting ElohJay from Aug 19 2010 1:26:29:
.

Lolz. Don't mind me, just fucking with Dubsman.
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1337
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flawless victory
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Slinger1x1
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stop being a cock munched and just tell me.....
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Arabian.
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Quoting Dubsman35$ from Aug 19 2010 1:45:20:
strawberries are delicious whole, oranges are best peeled, who the fuck slices grapes? kiwis are best whole, eat the skin an all (ski has a lot of nutrients and good shit), apples and peaches are good either way.

grapefruits are delicious sliced into smiles, and pomegranate is eaten with a spoon....

this is flawed

Quoting punksgitcut from Aug 19 2010 1:01:42:
These fruits taste better when cut or sliced with a knife:
Bananas
Mangos
Oranges
Grapes
Peaches
Kiwi
Strawberry
Apples

These fruits do not:
Apples
Pears
Grapefruit
Pomegranate

Use this information to your advantage.
Quoting runningman from Aug 19 2010 2:02:56:
yee im all about that sliced pinapple

Quoting thugaim from Aug 19 2010 1:35:53:
NO U

Quoting pomme-de-terre$ from Aug 19 2010 1:27:54:
this list sucks.
Quoting ElohJay from Aug 19 2010 1:26:29:
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Quoting Arabian. from Aug 19 2010 3:06:42:
Lolz. Don't mind me, just fucking with Dubsman.


Lolz I totally agree.
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Slinger1x1
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fuck you
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1337
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u mad

also, lrn2 google dubs
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Downtofilm
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Mangos are tha shit
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Arabian.
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I.B
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YEEEEEEEE
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