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sacha
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It was a few years ago me and my friend decide to fake-fight at lunch. So we both get up and were throwing punches and then the dumbass lunch-lady comes and sends us to the principal and we get suspended, fuckin idiot . we told her like 5 times that it was a fake fight and she says ' well it dosent matter , you were fighting and thats against school rules'.


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Apr 23 2004 3:28PM
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IrishDrink87
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thats retarded. yeah, you can pretty much get suspended for anything now a days...just like now a days, everything gives you cancer.


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Apr 23 2004 3:56PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
so it was a few years ago. and you and your friend acted like idiots. why are you complaining?

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Apr 23 2004 4:03PM
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B-Har406
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thats funny


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Apr 23 2004 4:13PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
why are you telling us now?


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Apr 23 2004 4:39PM
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B-Har406
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prolly cause he was bored



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Apr 23 2004 4:52PM
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DENALI44
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i got suspended for throwing coins in the tubas and at the drums of a marching band at a football game


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Apr 23 2004 5:00PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
did you make on in a tuba?
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Apr 23 2004 5:02PM
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DENALI44
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oh they went in alright, and were bouncing off the drums, i was having a good ol' time


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Apr 23 2004 5:46PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
^that's awesome


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
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Apr 23 2004 6:06PM
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B-Har406
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ya httas so cool man


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Apr 23 2004 6:13PM
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LittleDevil720
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that sucks...
Apr 23 2004 6:14PM
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skisebski
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why would you fake fight in the first place, i mean you didnt care that you would probably get in trouble




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Apr 23 2004 6:29PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
thats pretty funny. we used to throw smarties on the basketball court.
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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)
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Apr 23 2004 7:07PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
public school collect change from 5 friends throw it in a crowed hallway and see things uve never seen b4 i cried so funny
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Apr 23 2004 8:13PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
At our school, all the male cheerleadres shout into these big cone amplifier things, and at backetball games we throw quarters down, we stopped when one kid started choking on one after it went down his throat while he was yelling
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Apr 23 2004 8:16PM
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404404
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^ nicely done






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Apr 23 2004 8:24PM
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freeskiBC
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i am suspended all this week for streaking at a school dance

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Apr 23 2004 8:39PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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^ at least you went down naked





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Apr 23 2004 9:04PM
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skiierman
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lol, streaking is the shizznate. i got in-school suspension for throwing a snowball into a teachers face.


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Apr 23 2004 9:42PM
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ScratchCobra66
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naked is good



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Apr 23 2004 9:44PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
suspensions are retarded. you do something bad so they don't let you come to school, unless it is an in-school suspension. those probably suck. i've never been suspended.




Apr 24 2004 4:00PM
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spyder1
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A bunch of people at my school got suspended for making fake notes. they had this one girl put write the notes and had them into the office. They have been doing this for two years now and they just got caught. They got caught because one person handed in a note then five minutes later another person handed in the same note written by the same person. When the second person handed in the note, the secratary said that this note looks like it was written by the 'Little jonny's' parents. then they asked for the note back. that is when the busted them. they only got three days each



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Apr 24 2004 4:10PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
never been suspended... in school must suck


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Apr 24 2004 5:15PM
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