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Joe Breezy tries to chug Patron, fails miserably.

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Commonwealth
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What an asshole.

Aug 16 2010 10:59AM
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Commonwealth
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Oh, and did that dumb girl not think to put the trash bag in a trash can, so that she didn't have to get vomited on sixteen times? I mean c'mon, act like a professional for once girl.
Aug 16 2010 11:01AM
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AhrenStein
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yes, the bottle was ready
Aug 16 2010 11:03AM
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skeedle
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what a waste of excellent tequila
Aug 16 2010 11:06AM
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.frenchy
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HAHAHA, lol'd every time he puked on that girl.
Aug 16 2010 11:08AM
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Blurst
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Haha what a fucking idiot.
Aug 16 2010 11:13AM
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-Dan
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Aug 16 2010 11:22AM
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rexalicious.
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i dont know what that has to do with anything..but thats hysterical hahaha

but yeah, what the fuck was he thinking?
Aug 16 2010 11:35AM
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SteezyOhio
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hahahaha that was fucking great
Aug 16 2010 11:52AM
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HenniferLopez
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my thoughts exactly.
Aug 16 2010 11:57AM
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CluckaChuck
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what a fuck up.
Aug 16 2010 12:06PM
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2_fadez
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best video i've seen in a while.
thank you for teh lulz
Aug 16 2010 12:11PM
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1337
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Aug 16 2010 12:12PM
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Mooserz
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whos joe breezy?
Aug 16 2010 12:20PM
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Skittle.
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Aug 16 2010 12:23PM
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Commonwealth
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A cool fuckin' dude, that's who
Aug 16 2010 12:51PM
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mmallender.
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some asshole who likes to film himself failing at chugging expensive tequila and puking on girls.....?
Aug 16 2010 12:58PM
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no_steeze
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hahahahaha
Aug 16 2010 12:59PM
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ski2sky.
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hahah too perfect
Aug 16 2010 1:53PM
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Swervasaurus
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fag
Aug 16 2010 2:06PM
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skiierman
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i was hoping he would do it just to have the chance of him suffering an alcohol induced death.
Aug 16 2010 2:19PM
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leahey
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As you can see, Joe Breezy is a hero and a role model to everyone
Aug 16 2010 2:22PM
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Campeador
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excellent tequila? child please.... patron is overpriced gringo tequila.


Aug 16 2010 2:50PM
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omIV
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this is what happens when dudes try to consume chick drinks. it just doesn't agree well. this effect is generally exacerbated by muscle milk and steroids.

also:


(in all fairness, credit for above video goes to Rowen: https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/554028/ )
Aug 16 2010 3:13PM
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styley.
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shit was so cash
Aug 16 2010 3:24PM
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TheButterHashira
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Waste of expensive tequila.
Aug 16 2010 3:41PM
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theabortionator
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Lol, that was good quality.
Aug 16 2010 3:44PM
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dex.
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patron a chick drink? are you mentally challenged?
Aug 16 2010 3:52PM
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Dylan_
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hahahahhaa
Aug 16 2010 3:53PM
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pigglywiggly
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so why?
Aug 16 2010 3:56PM
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nitsua
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what a fucking retard. doesn't even make it halfway.
Aug 16 2010 3:57PM
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omIV
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tequila is a chick drink. i don't know what country you come from, but in america men drink scotch and gin. distilled alcohol isn't supposed to be candy-sweet.
Aug 16 2010 4:13PM
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IdaHomie
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i'm a grown man and an american and i drink whiskey...
Aug 16 2010 4:20PM
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omIV
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fair. i should have said all whiskey, especially considering that we're not Scottish.
Aug 16 2010 4:24PM
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Avifarer
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here we go again..


Aug 16 2010 4:25PM
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JosephStalin
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hahahahahahahahahahahah
Aug 16 2010 4:25PM
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mmallender.
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candy sweet? what have you been drinking? tequila tastes like asshole 90% of the time, and that other 10% being when youre too drunk to taste asshole anymore. i have never tried patron before, but i know every other kind i have tried tastes like asshole, except for the flavored stuff of course
Aug 16 2010 4:29PM
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omIV
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I don't need to point out how much of a tool that "dude" was. If he weren't wearing a Patron graphic tee, it would have been an Ed Hardy graphic tee. Rappers rap about it because they know chicks like it. Idiots drink it because they want anything mentioned in an AT40 song.
Aug 16 2010 4:32PM
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DJohnson
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ya that was what an idiot
Aug 16 2010 6:39PM
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mmallender.
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exactly, they drink it because of the image that they have been led to believe that goes along with it. spending $xx to make yourself look line an asshole just makes you look like more of an asshole, since you spent $xx to look like an asshole
Aug 16 2010 6:44PM
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Gravetown
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video removed? anyone? anyone?
Aug 16 2010 6:56PM
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frp1080
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if he finished that he just end up sending himself to the hospital
Aug 16 2010 6:57PM
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ORDEAL
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Aug 16 2010 7:00PM
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Mooserz
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well looks like you need to shut up and have some patron before you speak
Aug 16 2010 7:05PM
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eheath
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That was stupid, he chugged maybe 6 shots and puked. That was worthless, a 10 year old could have drank as much as he did and puke it up just like he did.
Aug 16 2010 7:06PM
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mmallender.
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apparently i do
Aug 16 2010 7:08PM
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Mooserz
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seriously though, parton is pretty sweet drink. its not one sip and make gross face like your thinking. it goes down pretty well
Aug 16 2010 7:09PM
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mmallender.
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well thats a lot better than the tequila i would buy on occasion. i generally only do tequila shots in bars, or in general for the "tequila shots!" kind of social aspect rather than because i enjoy it, or want to spend a bunch of money to buy some better tasting stuff haha
Aug 16 2010 7:17PM
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fsscott
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Aug 16 2010 7:18PM
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Jamestown
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Video I want to see.
Aug 16 2010 7:19PM
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