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Now here is a good Senior Prank

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bigskia
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There are two high schools within 15 minutes of each other. Kids at both schools hang out and are tight so on a given day we're all gonna switch and goto the other school. The week before every senior will be assigned a replacement, given their schedule adn bam...show up at the school on the set day



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Apr 22 2004 6:16PM
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SKItheBURG
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thats awesome

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Apr 22 2004 6:19PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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if you pull that off... you better make it on tv or something.
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Apr 22 2004 6:39PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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that is the best senior prank ever



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Apr 22 2004 6:39PM
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Jaskittin
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that wud be a sweet new show 'senior prank' and just have people trying to prank their school for money, they cud put it on mtv or something








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Apr 22 2004 6:43PM
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lanks
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wow. that would top every senior prank, ever.

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Apr 22 2004 6:43PM
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ScratchCobra66
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yeah i guess^. haha thats an awesome senior prank.



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Apr 22 2004 6:44PM
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skimack
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You've got to make sure all the nerds get sick, because they will fuck the whole thing up, but other than that, great plan.
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Apr 22 2004 10:08PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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suspicious food poisioning....





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Apr 22 2004 10:28PM
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Meh42
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blow up all the schools computers the day before so they have no reason to come to school
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Apr 22 2004 10:29PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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brilliant



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Apr 22 2004 10:38PM
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DENALI44
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heres one, so last day of school bring in backpacks full of cement mix, mix it in the toilets then flush, it will settle over the summer, and they will need a whole new plumbing system


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Apr 22 2004 10:41PM
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DENALI44
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or get a few folks with permanent black markers and draw a penis on every overhead in the school, so all will turn on with a big penis on the screen


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Apr 22 2004 10:42PM
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c_lo
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that pimp shit
Apr 22 2004 11:55PM
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mistaT
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Who cares if the geeks didn't do it, they'd be the only one in a class full of strangers
Apr 23 2004 6:32PM
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P-JO
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It would be hard to organize that shit, but if you do, kudos.




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Apr 23 2004 6:35PM
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mark.p
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brilliance


FEMALE HORMONES FOUND IN BEER
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may feminize men. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beereach to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary
Apr 23 2004 7:12PM
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Jasmine
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that is so good even the nerds would go for it in a second




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Apr 23 2004 7:19PM
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wwboyz
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another good prank that will take a while would be to buy as many plastic forks as possible and stick them all inot the foot ball field...your gonna need a lot of people though




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Apr 23 2004 8:47PM
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skiierman
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lol/\ never thought of that, but instead use razor sharp butcher knives... god damn i hate our football team.


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Apr 23 2004 10:25PM
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AttitashSkier
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thats a good one
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Apr 23 2004 10:34PM
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D-40
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my school would win no contest

Apr 23 2004 11:00PM
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stunninem10
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GRAT BUT REEALLY WHO CARES



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Apr 23 2004 11:07PM
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T-lord
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get 3 pigs and let them loose in the school...number them so it looks like a race but make it 1,2,4. they will find 3 pigs and think there is a fourth and keep looking
Apr 24 2004 3:22PM
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t-roy
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last year the seniors in my school got the keys for a bunch or teacher's cars and parked them on the lawn and tried to sell them




Apr 24 2004 3:44PM
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t-roy
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this year we were thinking of going on the PA system and making an annoucment early in the day saying that 'school is cancelled for the rest of the day. everyone leave as fast as you can.'




Apr 24 2004 3:47PM
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Saltines
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god helena montana sucks ass the worst seniro 'thing' that happens is we all skip school and go to the lake and we all get in BIG ASS TROUBLE for just that its stupid i guess we are all preppys in montana!!!!!!!!!!;)


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Apr 24 2004 10:08PM
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linemaverick540
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my cousins friends stole the keys to the soda machines or whatever. bought a few 12 packs and filled the machines with beer. he asid like every othe kid would go to get a coke and end up witha beer. theyd hide that shit and leave. i thoguht that was pretty clever. there have been way too mamny of these threads though


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Apr 24 2004 10:12PM
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Typical
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that is a greate idea.. make sure you pull it off



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Hey now, little speedyhead,
the read on the speedmeter says
you have to go to task in the city
where people drown and people serve.
Don't be shy. Your just deserve
is only just light years to go.

Me, my thoughts are flower strewn
ocean storm, bayberry moon.
I have got to leave to find my way.
Watch the road and memorize
this life that pass before my eyes.
Nothing is going my way.

The ocean is the river's goal,
a need to leave the water knows
We're closer now than light years to go.

I have got to find the river,
bergamot and vetiver
run through my head and fall away.
Leave the road and memorize
this life that pass before my eyes.
Nothing is going my way.

There's no one left to take the lead,
but I tell you and you can see
we're closer now than light years to go.
Pick up here and chase the ride.
The river empties to the tide.
Fall into the ocean.

The river to the ocean goes,
a fortune for the undertow.
None of this is going my way.
There is nothing left to throw
of Ginger, lemon, indigo,
coriander stem and rose of hay.
Strength and courage overrides
the privileged and weary eyes
of river poet search naivete.
Pick up here and chase the ride.
The river empties to the tide.All of this is coming your way.






Smack, crack, bushwhacked.
Tie another one to the racks, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.
Nobody tells you where to go, baby.

What if I ride? What if you walk?
What if you rock around the clock?
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
What if you did? What if you walk?
What if you tried to get off, baby?

Hey, kids, where are you?
Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Hey kids, shake a leg.
Maybe you're crazy in the head, baby.

Maybe you did. Maybe you walked.
Maybe you rocked around the clock.
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Maybe I ride. Maybe you walk.
Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

Hey kids, shake a leg.
Maybe you're crazy in the head, baby.

Ollie, ollie.
Ollie ollie ollie.
Ollie ollie in come free, baby.

Hey, kids, where are you?
Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Smack, crack. Shack-a-lack.
Tie another one to your back, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.Nobody tells you where to go, baby.

Maybe you did. Maybe you walk.
Maybe you rock around the clock
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Maybe I ride. Maybe you walk.
Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

Hey kids, where are you?
Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.
Nobody tells you where to go, baby, baby, baby.










I will try not to breathe.
I can hold my head still with my hands at my knees.
These eyes are the eyes of the old, shiver and fold.

I will try not to breathe.
This decision is mine. I have lived a full life
and these are the eyes that I want you to remember. Oh.

I need something to fly over my grave again.
I need something to breathe.

I will try not to burden you.
I can hold these inside. I will hold my breath
until all these shivers subside,
just look in my eyes.

I will try not to worry you.
I have seen things that you will never see.
Leave it to memory me. I shudder to breathe.

I want you to remember. Oh. (you will never see)
I need something to fly (something to fly)over my grave again. (you will never see)
I need something to breathe. (something to breathe)
Baby, don't shiver now.
Why do you shiver now? (I will see things you will never see)
I need something to fly (something to fly)
over my grave again. (I will see things you will never see)
I need something to breathe. Oh. Oh. Oh.

I will try not to worry you.
I have seen things that you will never see.
Leave it to memory me. Don't dare me to breathe.

I want you to remember. Oh. (you will never see)
I need something to fly (something to fly)
over my grave again. (you will never see)
I need something to breathe. (something to breathe)
Baby, don't shiver now.
Why do you shiver now? (I will see things you will never see)
I need something to breathe. (something to breathe - I have seen things
you will never see)
I want you to remember.





If you could see yourself now baby
It's not my fault
You used to be so in control
You're going to roll right over this one
Just roll me over, let me go
You're laying blame
Take this as no, no, no

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
It's not my thing so let it go.

If you could see yourself now baby,
the tables are turned
the whole world hinges on your swings
your secret life of indiscreet discretions
I turn the screw, leave the screen,
Don't point your finger,You know that's not my thing

You came to bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
It's not my thing so let it go.

You can cut a little worry,
I know it all too well,
I've got your number,
so does every kiss-and-tell
who dares to cross your threshhold,
happens on your way,
Stop laying blame.
You know that's not my thing.

You came to bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
It's not my thing so let it go.
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,
It's not my thing so let it go.

You kiss on me, tug on me, rub on me, jump on me,
bang on me, beat on me, hit on me, let go on me,
You let go on me.




Hey, I can't find nothing on the radio
Yo! turn to that station

The world is collapsing
Around our ears
I turned up the radio
But I can't hear it

When I got to the house
And I called you out
I could tell that you had been crying, crying
It's that same sing song on the radioIt makes me sad
I meant to turn it off
To say goodbye
To leave in quiet
that radio song
Hey hey hey
I am in protest

I've everything to show
I've everything to hide
Look into my eyes
Listen

When I got to the show
Yo ho ho
I could tell that you had been crying, crying
It's that same sing song, and the DJ sucks
It makes me sad
I tried to turn it off
To say goodbye my love
That radio song
Hey hey hey

The world is collapsing
Around our ears
I turned up the radio
But I can't hear it
Yeah

I tried to sing along
But damn that radio song
Hey hey hey

I've everything to show
I've everything to hide
Look into my eyes listen to the radio
I turned up the radio
But I can't hear it
No, I can't hear it
Hey hey hey

Check it out
What are you saying
What are you playing
Who are you obeyingday out day in?
Baby baby baby
That stuff is driving me crazy
DJs communicate to the masses
Sex and violent classes
Now our children grow up prisoners
All their lives radio listeners





Life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up

Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought meTo my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream


- r.e.m.
Apr 25 2004 1:04AM
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sherLocke
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/\ you have to be kidding me with that signature, and good luck letting all the students know without the teachers finding out, that should be quite the challenge. major props if you pull it off.




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Apr 25 2004 1:13AM
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Typical
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i think the point is for the teachers to find out, at least the day of the prank
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Apr 25 2004 8:28PM
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sherLocke
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/\ yes no kidding. but you have to organize it w/o letitng the teachers know so they dont expect it.




...trampled by lambs and pecked by the dove...


Apr 25 2004 8:42PM
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