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How long does it take for eyebrows to grow back?
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I already tried a couple places online but found hugely varying answers...
anyway, one of our buddies decided he's going to join the marines. last night on the way to a party our other buddy told him that they give hair tests to look for drugs and he freaked out cause he had only been planning for a piss test. i told him he should check up on that but long story short when we got back to our buddy's later all fucked up, he had us shave his entire body. we started on his legs, then did his head, then one of his armpits, then his chest, and then he asked someone to do his eyebrows. we obviously obliged his requests because we were retarded and it was hilarious. anyway we got too loud and got told to wrap it up by neighbors, so we had to call it quits when he was completely hair free except for his knees, one armpit, and his balls/grundle/ass, which he said he would do this morning
anyway, he's fucked because even if they do give every person a hair test, AND he gets every bit of hair gone (very doubtful), AND that worked, he still has no eyebrows or anything. so how long until his eyebrows grow in?
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fuck this is ski gabber... sorry can you move this? thanks
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ha this title made me laugh.. I thought you burned yourself or some shit
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wait........ so you guys shaved him? there's nothing gay about this thread
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no its not gay cause we're friends. also im pretty sure at some point i said out loud "i'm not gay"
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nope, nothing
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hahaha get the FUCK out. i hope for his sake that's not the case haha
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yeah i mean i told him, i really doubt they hair test every single person...
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Yea its all good as long as your friends afterwards ae..... yeah....
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i might be retarded, but why is it a problem if his eyebrows don't grow back?
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cause he looks like he's a chemo patient right now..have you ever seen the jackass where steve-o shaves his entire body? he looks a tiny bit better than that
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im gonna try to post a pic from my phone hold up..
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even if they do grow back, he should keep everything shaved. he'd be one fucking intimidating marine.
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your friend is a dumbass. even if he is rufus from kim possible, they still could do a blood test which is even more reliable then a hair test.
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is there a marine that isn't?
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What were you thinking? Seriously.
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i was thinking damn im drunk, this is hilarious that this guy is actually shaving his entire body
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haha yep thats part of why its hilarious
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