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POSSIBLE NS'R LIFEGUARD AT MISQUAMICUT BEACH?

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thisandthatfilms
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ok so yesterday me and a bunch of my friends drove to this beach from ct. which was about a 2 hour drive. so we get there and start boozin up.

we all get about 2 beers in and we have 3 30's of PBR. we kill about half a 30 and then 2 lifegards come over and tell us there have been complaints of us drinking on the beach. we say nah and they ask to look in the cooler. so at this point we know we are fucked. they open it and the lifeguiard was wearing a COC sweatshirt tells us nice choice on brews. obvious skiier move... then the other dick life guiard tells us that we can dump the rest of the ones in the open ones and take the other two and leave. then when they ask us if we have ID obviously we say no, they tell us that they are taking the other two and we have to go.

so now we are leaving with no beer, and we just gave them 2 free 30's....

so all the guys get in one car, and the girls stay to go see if we can have our beer and if they say no then we are gonna dump it because thats free beer for them.. so while they are waiting they see the possible skiier guard pull up in his car... which is a really nice blue subaru. another skiier move.... and load the 30's into their car and drive away....




is this anyone on here? no disrespect i just wanna know hahaha









Aug 14 2010 10:58AM
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Milksteak
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Why didn't you just ask him?
Aug 14 2010 11:04AM
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will-g
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Aug 14 2010 11:05AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Aug 14 2010 11:07AM
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Bryan*
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should have hit him with...."how do you get to the chads gap from the bottom of Alta?"
Aug 14 2010 11:08AM
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skodeo7
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haha you got played by the lifegaurds, shoulda just grabbed your beers and left.
Aug 14 2010 11:11AM
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yojimbo
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shoulda just told them to fuck off and taken your beer and left when they asked to see in the cooler. "no, your not a fucking cop your a lifeguard so go save some lives, we're leaving because obviously we're not welcome here so fuck you, you unamerican bastards".
Aug 14 2010 11:12AM
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dave44
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you got hustled
Aug 14 2010 11:13AM
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1337
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dick move on the lifeguards side
Aug 14 2010 11:13AM
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Blurst
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haha what a dick! but I guess that it is free beer for him.
Aug 14 2010 11:14AM
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J-Evs
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hahahaha
owned
Aug 14 2010 11:20AM
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.frenchy
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yea dude, shoulda just straight up asked if he has a NS. But a dick move on the lifeguard for sure.
Aug 14 2010 11:22AM
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Schlop
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What a cockbag, he isn't a cop, next time just tell him to fuck himself and keep your beer and find somewhere else to party.

I once asked a guy how to get the Chad's from the bottom of Alta, he looked at me like I was fucking retarded
Aug 14 2010 11:58AM
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corona
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wow, no hate, but you guy are kinda pussies for just giving them your beer. they're lifeguards.
Aug 14 2010 12:18PM
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chapz
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what i was thinking...
Aug 14 2010 12:21PM
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Abc567def
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haha basically this, that guy is prob laughing about it with his friends right now
Aug 14 2010 12:23PM
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thisandthatfilms
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well they called their manager over, and then threatened to call the cops and get them involved. we are all also underage so we could have really gotten fucked for that
Aug 14 2010 12:38PM
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frp1080
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you're a pussy and a retard and as a result you got played
Aug 14 2010 12:44PM
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J-Evs
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why would you drink beer underage at a public beach that has lifeguards
at least try to hide it a little
Aug 14 2010 5:17PM
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thisandthatfilms
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they were in solos..
Aug 14 2010 5:20PM
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drumbumocdp
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shoulda left as soon as they asked to look in your cooler.
Aug 14 2010 5:24PM
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thisandthatfilms
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he might have been a snowboarder idk..

but the subaru, coc hoodie, flow, and the fact that the hoodie went down to his knees was kinda a dead give away
Aug 14 2010 5:25PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i went for a friends birthday
Aug 14 2010 5:29PM
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thisandthatfilms
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haha um allright
Aug 14 2010 5:32PM
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danderson.
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3:00 in is what happened to you guys

Aug 14 2010 7:22PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah no offense but you sort of got played, shouldve told them to fuck themselves cause theyre not cops and that youre leaving. oh well that doesnt help now, sorry
Aug 14 2010 7:24PM
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Darth_Veeder
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so? you shaved your entire friend, thats kind of homo....
Aug 14 2010 7:25PM
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RubberSoul
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haha i told you man, its not gay if youre friends, and i said "i'm not gay" while doing it, so it's totally straight
Aug 14 2010 7:26PM
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Darth_Veeder
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oh thats like my friend who sucked another guys dick, but he said "no homo" during it, so its cool.
Aug 14 2010 7:27PM
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RubberSoul
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there you go, you got it now
Aug 14 2010 7:30PM
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Slinger1x1
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that was the worst story i have ever heard....

do you think lifeguards are figures of authority what so ever?

you should have laughed, said you aren't taking this beer, and then left.
you actually just got played
Aug 14 2010 7:35PM
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belden...
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You should have just got up and left. I live down here all summer and you are not a pussy. Down here the lifeguards are like cops i have seen them actually keep people there and surround them and make sure you stay there while they call the cops. And these people were like 30 years old so i understand especially since you were underage. I dono how far into misquamicut you were but next time walk walk all the way down past the building and youll be fine to drink there
Aug 14 2010 7:36PM
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Alex_G
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gross dude. wtf thats not cool
Aug 14 2010 7:58PM
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steezyjibber
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i feel like skiers need to ask about ns'ers more
Aug 14 2010 8:10PM
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RubberSoul
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haha get a sense of humor bro
Aug 14 2010 8:13PM
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icantskiiFILM
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yo i heard it was marsland!
Aug 26 2010 12:17AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Aug 26 2010 12:21AM
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zagfan5
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this.
Aug 26 2010 12:29AM
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Alex_G
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dude im from san francisco and that shit wasnt funny.
Aug 26 2010 3:02AM
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Schlop
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I called out an NS'er the other day at work. It's worth it to try
Aug 26 2010 3:03AM
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Dukeybrains
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HAHA YOU GOT JACKED BY A LIFEGUARD SUCKA
Aug 26 2010 3:50AM
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je_mapelle
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yeah snowboarders are always stealing my beer. hate them so much.
Aug 26 2010 7:23AM
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BryantPhoto
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Basically your fault, just leave. LG's are way to lazy to call the cops and deal with it themselves, I know from past experience. Why else would we pick a job that we just sit in a chair and watch the water all day? haha
Aug 26 2010 9:04AM
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Mike-O
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You're telling me that this isn't what actually happens there?!

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Boo-hoooooo....my life is ruined... :'(
Aug 26 2010 9:52AM
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neutralzombie
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snowboarders go to coc too. but yeah, shoulda asked
Aug 26 2010 10:41AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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haha it probably was a snowboarder who realized you were a skier and tried to fuck you over.

anyways how old are you guys? I could see if you were like 16 then you would have been scared by an "authoritative figure" but if you were like 18 or above thats pretty lame haha.

By the time the lifeguards went to call the cops you could have just booked it.
Aug 26 2010 11:19AM
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TerminatorX
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wasn't me, but i was across the street yesterday playing minigolf at the bay view fun park
Aug 26 2010 12:21PM
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C.Apple
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you got 30s of PBR? Lucky. I can never find PBR 30 packs.
Aug 26 2010 1:40PM
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Schlop
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It's funny because I bought 30 PBRs yesterday
Aug 26 2010 1:43PM
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spruitm
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it was MARSLAND!  for real hes a lifeguard there and went to coc
Aug 26 2010 1:49PM
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Peter.
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seems like you easily could have just packed up your goods and left..
Aug 26 2010 1:58PM
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