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Cats > dogs

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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
seriously, who would want a dumb smelly dog shitting everywhere, chewing all your stuff up, and barking all day and night? cats just chill, dont annoy the shit out of you, and poop in a neat sandy box that makes cleanup a breeze


bottom line...

CATS RULE

dogs drool


thoughts?
Aug 13 2010 6:02PM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
Cats are sheisty conniving predators who no matter how furry and friendly they look are constantly thinking of ways to kill you. trust me, im a doctor
Aug 13 2010 6:04PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
GTFO.
Aug 13 2010 6:04PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
agreed! i havent even seen my cat take a shit in years. and if you want them to pay attention to you, pretend they dont exist (theyre like girls)
Aug 13 2010 6:05PM
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thugaim
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Aug 13 2010 6:09PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
shut the fuck up
Aug 13 2010 6:16PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
you asked me what my thoughts were, and I voiced them.
Aug 13 2010 6:20PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
you must be gay to think that cats are better than dogs.   Any real man agrees that a dog can be your best friend.  ESPECIALLY after you've been married to the same girl for too long..   cats  poop and pee inside.   I let my dog out,  he runs around in the field  poops and pees if he wants to (in the woods)  and then comes back when he wants. 
i kill cats for fun
Aug 13 2010 7:19PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Arabian knows his shit about cats, and I hope he comes here and knowledges us, but I love dogs. Cats pretend like they care but it's like they just use you.
Aug 13 2010 7:23PM
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Zump.
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Aug 13 2010 7:26PM
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Imagination
Posts: 2501 - Karma: 73
What is the reason for the sudden outburst of these threads? And depending on the type of dog or cat, either could be better, since there are both good dogs and good cats and vice versa
Aug 13 2010 7:26PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
i wish i wasn't allergic to em...
Aug 13 2010 7:46PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Cats are stupid and annoying that hide and run away all the time, Dogs are loyal and much more intelligent than cats
Aug 13 2010 7:51PM
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BLUMPKING
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
cats think theyre better than you.
dogs are fucking awesome.
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Aug 13 2010 7:51PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
cats are easier Good dog, chill as fuck
Aug 13 2010 7:54PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
dogs are soo much better than cats. cats just sit around and do nothing other than smell and shed. dogs are wayy more lively and playful. they are so much cooler.
Aug 13 2010 7:58PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
This thread would be much more interesting if it was Kittens>Puppies.
Aug 13 2010 9:06PM
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BLUMPKING
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agreed. that really is a harder argument. also depends on the type of kittens/puppies.
Aug 13 2010 9:08PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,635
You think dogs smell but are in favor of a litter box? Trust me, I like cats and dogs, but I have a dog. Dogs don't smell like shit if they are cleaned every once in a while, where as you "neat little litter box" makes your house smell like shit for the 15 years that cat is alive.
Aug 13 2010 9:10PM
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YoungJah
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Not all the time.
Aug 13 2010 9:13PM
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DlX
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Cat's are gay as fuck. They only come back home because you feed them, and don't give a shit about their owners. Try taking your cat for a walk thru the bush. Not gonna happen. My dog will follow me anywhere and if I ever run into a bear or something I know my dog would attack it to save me. Also, dogs can actually do stuff, their piss doesn't smell worse than their shit, and don't need anything to be happy.
Aug 13 2010 9:13PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
name the NSer who owns these cats!

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Aug 13 2010 9:29PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,635
Morgen?
Aug 13 2010 9:30PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
Good luck trying to guard your house with a kitten.
Aug 13 2010 9:31PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Dogs can sniff drugs, maul assailants, respond to commands, do tricks, pick up shot fowl, find people buried in avys, etc.

Cats can sit. And eat. And that is all
Aug 13 2010 9:33PM
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Balto
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nooooooo, guess again
Aug 13 2010 9:33PM
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dreadyboy
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cats are better than dogs /thread
Aug 13 2010 9:33PM
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bangarangmules
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Good luck trying to guard your house with a puppy.
Aug 13 2010 9:38PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
funny that i should come across this thread as my kitty treads across my laptop....

i don't believe there is such a thing as a domesticated cat. I think cats more or less figured out they can make life easier by moving in with humans.

i like cats because i can push her around, play with her, throw her across a room onto a bed, and she doesn't care. She can get out her feelings and bite me all she wants and it wont hurt.

I think it takes a certain type of person to own a cat.

Aug 13 2010 9:41PM
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Kellso
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i like to have one of each cause you get the best of both sides. but if you go on vacation cats dont need much but a full food dish. but dogs are affectionate (sp)
Aug 13 2010 9:41PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
Cats fucking suck. I consider myself an animal lover but I hate cats.
Aug 13 2010 9:46PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
this cats a fucking useless
Aug 13 2010 9:56PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
so are your years of english class
Aug 13 2010 9:57PM
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meth_time
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We should really try to get the mods to unban your main.
Aug 13 2010 9:57PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
i forgot a period. Get over it bro
Aug 13 2010 9:58PM
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BLUMPKING
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Aug 13 2010 10:23PM
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grapejuice3000+
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are you fucking kidding me? lets see your cat dig up a buried treasure. bet it cant..
Nov 15 2012 11:33PM
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Where-am-I
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can't we have both? cats≈dogs
Nov 15 2012 11:37PM
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Puns
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true
Nov 15 2012 11:39PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
big cats>dogs>cats
Nov 15 2012 11:46PM
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Sno.
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yes. agreed.
Nov 15 2012 11:52PM
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lukewalnuts
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Nov 15 2012 11:55PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Both are equally as awesome. I have 3 dogs and 5 cats and they all have unique characteristics that make them special. I honestly couldn't pick between any of them as they all brighten my day and all act as my best friends.
Nov 16 2012 12:03AM
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roddy116
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i can toss stuff at my cats and they try to get revenge on me, i toss stuff at my dog, he doesnt give a damn, and he scared of snowmen and trash cans.
Nov 16 2012 12:04AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
reconsider
Nov 16 2012 12:05AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
my cat fetches. will prove with video later when im less lazy
Nov 16 2012 12:07AM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
cats can suck my dick, man has only one best friend
Nov 16 2012 12:10AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
cats and dogs are both awesome, but cats aren't usually as annoying as dogs can be.
Nov 16 2012 12:13AM
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Rager
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
Why don't you take your cats threads on over to reddit where theyre wanted.

dog power.
Nov 16 2012 12:14AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,364
its terribly uncomfortable....trust me, ive tried
Nov 16 2012 1:43AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Wrong
Nov 16 2012 1:45AM
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