Replying to How i got stabbed in the head today

I was sitting in double english day, and i was bored as shit. me and my buddy start fuckin around and throwin shit at each other. i hit him in the head with a metal ruler pretty hard so he got pissed off and hit me on the head with a pen in his hand. about 5 seconds later i realize my head is drippin in blood and ive got sum gash in it. my buddy shits himslef and runs out of the class room and dusnt cum back, so there i am sitting there in doubble English with blood all over me. i tell the teacher and she shits herself and starts pilling tissues onto my head. by this stage im feelin a bit woozy from all the blood ive lost. Eventually i get sent home and my friend gets fucked over by the principle. pretty fun day......
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