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How i got stabbed in the head today

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Breheny
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I was sitting in double english day, and i was bored as shit. me and my buddy start fuckin around and throwin shit at each other. i hit him in the head with a metal ruler pretty hard so he got pissed off and hit me on the head with a pen in his hand. about 5 seconds later i realize my head is drippin in blood and ive got sum gash in it. my buddy shits himslef and runs out of the class room and dusnt cum back, so there i am sitting there in doubble English with blood all over me. i tell the teacher and she shits herself and starts pilling tissues onto my head. by this stage im feelin a bit woozy from all the blood ive lost. Eventually i get sent home and my friend gets fucked over by the principle. pretty fun day......
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Apr 22 2004 6:36AM
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Breheny
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i forgot to say but the pen he was holdin stabbed into my head, its pretty obvious but i no there would be sum dead shits asken me how i got the gash
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Apr 22 2004 6:37AM
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twix_182
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..........hmmm............interesting...........

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
Apr 22 2004 7:01AM
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ScratchCobra66
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i like to shoot my friends, we play a similar game called hide and go shoot.



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Apr 22 2004 8:25AM
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twix_182
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we have one that involves us and animals, its called shoot the monkey

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
Apr 22 2004 8:54AM
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destroy
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my friend threw a peice of bamboo at my head once and i got this huge gash. i was bleeding all over the place. fun stuff

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Apr 22 2004 9:23AM
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BigCock
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maybe he should have killed you
Apr 22 2004 9:34AM
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pales
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ever played the game where you get a sharp knife or pen and spread your fingers out and hit the spaces in betweeen them as hard and as fast as you can? you just go back and forth. whoever gets the most reps or bleeds the least or lasts the longest without stabbing himself wins.

find em fast, kill em slow

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
Apr 22 2004 9:58AM
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twix_182
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if u go to addictinggames u can play that and u can get all the guys fingers chopped off

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
Apr 22 2004 10:09AM
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Astomp
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in my english class a kid was doing that and the kid behind him kicked his desk and he went straight into the middle of his hand so hard. it bled but he just got up and never came back.
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Apr 22 2004 10:27AM
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twix_182
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yeowzers

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
Apr 22 2004 10:30AM
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pales
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you can chop his fingers off? oh sick. i'm going there now. hahaha....

find em fast, kill em slow

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
Apr 22 2004 7:09PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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in 8th grade I took a note this one girl had on her desk and she tried to get it back but i kept grabbing it back so she stabbed me in the back with a pencil and broke the lead off in my back. It hurt bad. The teacher didn't even do shit. Then in 10th grade the same girl marked 16 wrong on one of my papers when i really only had 6 wrong. Stupid bitch.


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Apr 22 2004 7:22PM
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pales
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shoot her.

just kidding. but seriously, do something

find em fast, kill em slow

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
Apr 22 2004 7:41PM
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waterville_NH
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my friends and i always fight in class, often times one of us runs out of the room with a nose bleed...its a good way to waste time





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Apr 22 2004 7:52PM
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LittleDevil720
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we play the game quarters.this one time we got this stupid idea to play with knives.haha it didnt last to long
Apr 22 2004 7:56PM
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asac
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some kid stabbed my little brother with 2 pencils in his arm so i beat the shit out of him.





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Apr 23 2004 12:45AM
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1080enemy
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when i was in grade 4 a guy stabbed some other guy in the back of the head with a pencil over a girl. that kid scared the crap out of me.
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Apr 23 2004 12:44PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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In the second grade, I don't remember why but this kid Charles stabbed me in the eye with a sharpened pencil, it was pretty bad. I have a scar on my eye lid from it. ironically, the same kid saved me from choking in the sixth grade.





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Apr 23 2004 12:51PM
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SmoKinSkier
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My uncle was in the ocean with my lil brother and a wave knocked my brothers teeth into his head and it was gushin blood so he ran onto the beavh and yelled SHARK the whole beach within hearing range shit themselves!!! I was dying laughing!!




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Apr 23 2004 1:00PM
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Astomp
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no shit everyone freaked out at a beach with kid running in all bloody and someone yelling shark. i would probably have a heart attack sharks are scary.
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Apr 23 2004 1:20PM
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sacha
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my friend was throwing erasers at me and i was trying to hit them with a pencil,kinda like baseball and i hit the eraser and let go of the pencil and it goes flying right into this chicks hand it was bleeding and then she came over and starting punching me and shit then the teacher comes and sends me to the office.


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Apr 23 2004 3:25PM
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PurpleSkier
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lauren, ha, i thought you were oging to say you had to wear an eye patch, that woudl be rad
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Apr 23 2004 3:36PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Then I'd be a real pirate. But no, I did have to for a little while because of it, and also when I was a little younger because my vision was stronger in one eye than the other.





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Apr 23 2004 3:42PM
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B-Har406
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ouch man that must suck it must hurt too


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Apr 23 2004 4:56PM
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anti_bunk
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theres an easter egg in an old lucasarts game called full throttle and you can play that knife game w/ your hand. that game kicks ass
Apr 23 2004 10:57PM
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Snubluck
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my friend's neighbour who is like 4 stabbed him in the arm with a butcher knife, that scared me because he gabbed and just ran at him slashing...kind of funny when i think back on it

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Apr 23 2004 11:01PM
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stunninem10
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MEEE T OOOOO


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Apr 23 2004 11:06PM
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pales
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and they say violence is a problem in kids. they seem to be learning fine

find em fast, kill em slow

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
Apr 24 2004 10:32AM
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t-roy
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instead of playing stabbing games, playing slapping games. you only get a welt instead of blood and scars.




Apr 24 2004 3:38PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha knuckles is fun^^
Apr 24 2004 5:22PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my brother stabbed me with scissors and i got 10 stitches. it was 2mm from hitting one of my arteries.


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Apr 24 2004 5:34PM
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Astomp
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i played this slapping game and wouldnt give up. these purple dots showed up all over the back of my hand. like 40 of em.
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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)
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Apr 24 2004 5:40PM
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jtski
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i hate when little kids chase people with these big fucking knives. it sucks



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Apr 24 2004 5:48PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha^ ...very true
Apr 24 2004 5:51PM
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pales
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ever played jackass pingpong? the slapping game of all time. i hit this kid so hard in that game, his welt bumped way up and was all white in the center. good times

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Apr 24 2004 5:52PM
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skipimp_
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even sucked your own cock?



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Apr 24 2004 9:06PM
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t-roy
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ever shaved your entire body? i have


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Apr 25 2004 5:43PM
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freerider_klo
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^hahahhaha
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Apr 25 2004 10:06PM
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funniest shit ive heard today
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