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Freestyle Battle.

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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
Just keep it going, honkey.

I declare a battle,
I'll march you into the meat grinder like cattle,
Who out there wants to challenge this?
The snake will hiss as it injects the venom with a kiss.

Raised underground with gnomes,
Straight from the pits of the catacombs.
And here you thought the streets were rough,
My crew makes yours look like powder puffs.
But its not all about with whom you roll,
Or how you smoke a thousand bowls.
It's about keeping it real,
Stayin alive while you deal.
When it comes down to it,
You gotta work for what you get.
No one will be there to watch your back,
While you're on the street sellin crack.
The man will come to hold you down,
Waiting for you to slip, so he can throw you in the pound.
Staring at the wall from cell block 8,
Was dealing worth it, you contemplate.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Apr 22 2004 1:25AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
that is sick

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs
Not Cliffs
May 1 2004 1:20PM
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mg.
Posts: 752 - Karma: 74
yeah.. gone to far
........HAK........




May 1 2004 1:24PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
you is a honkey,
i punch you like a donkey.
i is the shizzle
i aint nobodys nizzle
you is stupid head
last name durst, first name fred
hows abouts i shoot you with my 9?
i rob your mom, but shes only got a dime
dumb head bitch boy goin to hell
one time i was walking and then i fell
i gotta take a pee pee
take it out my wee wee
flush the toilizzle
put down the seatizzle
this way my momma no get mad at meanyway, peace yo, i gotta take that pee

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

In case you hadn't noticed, this is newschoolers.com, not niceschoolers.com -Jib_This, to a whiney bitch, bitching about how much we bitch
May 1 2004 1:53PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
^ that was dumb

Crazy midget productions

Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
May 1 2004 3:23PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
it made no sence



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
May 2 2004 9:46AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
It's all good
in the hood
when it's SMUUUUUD
and you're eating food
like a dude
who's a bit rude
and acts a lil crude
in the hood

BIATCH!!!
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
May 2 2004 10:32AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
wow you guys are all fags,
not me, thats how i went to riches from rags,
you bitches think your cool but it aint even like that,
dont ever come to my house,
dont ever step on my door mat,
cus if you do im gonna fill you bitches with lead,
and then im gonna fuckin blow off your head,
thats right my name is sam,
if you forget its ok,
just ask one of your bitches who they saw the other day

bling blingety bling nigga

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
May 2 2004 10:53AM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
http://www.rhymewise.net/




-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
May 2 2004 12:33PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
hmm, did you maybe think that that was intentional? (to that dude way up there^^^^ or something)


I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

In case you hadn't noticed, this is newschoolers.com, not niceschoolers.com -Jib_This, to a whiney bitch, bitching about how much we bitch
May 2 2004 1:14PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
hey this is for ghost dragon.. BEATBOX


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Freezy's opinon on emo.......
I'm not into 29 year old guys singing whiny love songs to whiny 14 year old girls.

Not my taste.
May 2 2004 1:32PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
haha, hell yeah hoodrat

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
May 20 2004 7:53PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
boom chick ta tist boom chick ta tist boom chick ta tist booom chick ta tist,, boom boomb..((BEAT DROPPEED))))) Boom boomm chittak ataka chictaka......





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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
May 20 2004 8:01PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
shotgun bang.
how does it hang.
put some honey on that thang. -salt and peppa right there





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
May 20 2004 8:09PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
all that shit is whack,you probably live in a mountain shack, yet you rap like your from the street, when you got plastic boots around your feet. you may claim you got skill but you dont have the will,to try to comprehend things of a higher level of thought. all you worry about it what color skis you bought. I have reached verbal enlightenment, from avoiding enfrightenment by our shitty government. we've got issues, but dont spend your time crying on a tissue. Fist lets strart with conspicious consumption, its our main disfunction. white people in escalades, muslim people in barracades. people find joy in a plasma screen TV, they never realize thats not the happiness they can be.in the middle east, its no feast. people put their physicality, far behind there spirituality, they have a more advanced mentality when were more concerned with our salary. on the tv we watch reality, people encouter fatality. but your to ingorant, materialistic and worried to see, the problems of the world are the true reality.
MILK
May 20 2004 8:28PM
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adil
Posts: 266 - Karma: 11
I'm about to destroy all human nation before I go to ns lookin for some fúcked up kid lookin for pation.
My rhymes seems like day and
night but u would forget everything
about time and fight.
Your rhymes are wack, I know u took long time to write them and then stretch.
Dont pretend to be like the niggas playin with ur mom, let them be like every other nigger, stay fun.
I allso know ur girlfreind is a prick, when i fucked her last time she told me u had little dick.
But now boys and girls I gotta leave, becuse little
weenie got herself a horseriding deal.
c ya

Aug 26 2005 3:48PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
ns should schedule a freestyle radioshow. that would be sick. best rhymes, or whoever stays on top wins like, a sticker or someshit.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
Aug 26 2005 3:57PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
enough of his^ schpeal
let my voice heal
your diarrhea covered butt.
before you bust a nut
on a cat
im not talkin bout no rat
then as u leave i put on my cowboy hat
and eat string cheese
because thats my steeze
and i wear chaps, that cover my knees
yeah im badass, i pretend i smoke cigarrettes
so u wanna go kill a monkey? ok, lets.
no regrets.
get out an elephant gun, shoot, then we'll jet,
before the chocolate man comes
and gives us all rum
and puts his we wee in our bum


Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 26 2005 4:03PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
I don't write songs, I smoke bongs, and now my mind is gone

live by the N.E.R.D
Aug 26 2005 4:10PM
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mdvorak
Posts: 658 - Karma: 85
damn bitches, you got mad steeze
but pleeze hand the theoretical mic over to me,


word up, I aint got shit proceed....

Rossignol


Skjersaa's Ski Shop


Enom Headwear
Aug 28 2005 1:13AM
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mattyb.
Posts: 6042 - Karma: 2,197
yo pancake on my face
pancake in my place
pancake in my area
causing messesteria
and sryup
what rhymes whith syrup
HYRUP

-join the Crochet Cult(PM me)
learn to make the shweetest hats ever
-or PM me if u wanna buy one
Aug 28 2005 6:43AM
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Tze.C
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 86
claim you clap guns, super soakers make noise, your the kind to play stirp poker with your boys

Aug 28 2005 7:06AM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
haha i like that

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Aug 28 2005 11:01AM
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
im as black as they get,
smoking weeds all i did,
shooting and killing and raping the kids,
im 8ft tall, and i got big balls,
and i make shaquiell O'neil look very small,
I hustle the streets and shoot mad cops,
fuckin piece of shit pigs, i cook you like pork chops,
I tie up white boys to the back of my car,
then drag them around the streets like a fucking retard,
im dark like the night,
only visible in light,
breaking into all houses and cars in sight,
i shoot mad kids cuz thats all thats left,
daddys in jail and mommy is dead,
white boys tell me im going to hell,
i just laugh and smoke crack and tell them oh well,
im as thug as they get,
and i got my own slaves,
strait from south Africa, i keep white boys enslaved,
they work on the streets like Ho's working to eat,
they make me mad profits or i cut off their feet,
thats right my young niggas just listen to my beats,
and when you grow a lil older you can be just like me...


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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller
Aug 28 2005 11:01AM
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
Part 2

i leave my mark on every victim i kill,
pills in their pussy cuz their pussy is ill,
im a bonified thug and my shit stays real,
like kobe bryants victim before a court appeal,
bitches look at my strange when i bust out my cock,
cuz i shoot em in the face with the juice that i rock,
Ho's cant keep up so i stomp on their face,
kick open their skulls and look down with disgrace,
im rugged im thug'n and im so hard to miss,
picture a nigger with a big ass black dick,
i live in the projects and i call this place home,
cuz i kill for a living and come home to cop dome,
my bitch is my bitch and i fuck her with pride,
but damn lil missy dont look at me wide eyed,
just cook the food and spread you legs,
cuz this big ass nigga just wants to get laid,
then back out on the streets cuz im ready to kill,
wiggling my lips but trying hard to stand still,
crouching in the corner a child walks by,
then bang bang i shoot and the child does die,
i open his wallet and find out where he hails,
wrap the nigga in stamps then send him home in the mail...

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller
Aug 28 2005 12:53PM
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joetyson
Posts: 901 - Karma: 51
all these rhymes are lame its a real shame that they poison the fourms, go rhyme on your own terms. unless your like me because they formed a comitte to get me off the block cause i say my rhymes loud and i say em non stop, being bad news is what im all about i went to white castlle and i got kicked out

somtimes you just got to take off your pants and slide on the ice
Aug 28 2005 1:46PM
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
inspired my immortal technique and 50

i fuck mad bitches and i cop mad ass,
cuz a nigga like me needs a place to crash,
im street tuff with two "f" s and i attack my prey,
but dont you dare get too close if your fucking gay,
i approach the houses from the fucking side door,
kick em open drop a bomb then fucking hit the floor,
gas fumes escape and the house goes dark,
no signs of life but a muffled dogs bark,
so i enter the kitchen and im hungry as fuck,
cop my ass some fried chicken and some vietnamese duck,
load my weapon go upstairs,
to see a momma full of tears,
so i beat her in her face and then i jizz in her hair,
is that enough "hell no" is what i say to myself,
this fine ass bitch has got a kid around here,
i search a couple rooms and i spot the girl,
fat ass nasty bitch makes me wanna hurl,
so i do, but not the kind that you are thinking of,
i hurl her out the window is this getting fucked up?,
the rope fucking breaks cuz the bitch is so big,
and she hits the ground with the force of a navy rig,
so i shoot the mom and then make my escape,
when i suddenely realize that ive made a mistake,
i turn around and look at the woman i fucked,
turns out this stupid bitch was my mother, oh fuck???!!

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller
Aug 28 2005 4:43PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
uh.. yo..

when i battle, i got "rushin juice" and i fuckin "clutch the duece"
"f*** a truce", this kid wanted war, but he couldnt fill my shoes if he was "mother goose" (she lived in a shoe)
i'll fuckin crack ya "head in two" just to up my "revenue"
leave nuthin left of u but "residue", u couldnt *passover* me if u was bringin "seven jews" (think about it.. passover.. the holiday)
u a "wack ass G" im like "cass-idy", i'll give ya the "pipe to eat"
i spit on the "nicest beats"; aces makes other fags look like splenda, cause this queer is "twice as sweet" (think about it)

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Aug 28 2005 8:08PM
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hoodratz47
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damn someone dug this shit out of the atic.

"so leemme drop line on the season that was a crime. the snow gods were pissy and the stars were unalined. had to jib on rocks and nappy dirt booters, while all the tahoe babies were slashing snow driftas. the weels kept turning and that is a fact but the year was lost and will never be back.
still had fun though we never broke 1, had more rain then monsoon bomb, it shut down the bowl and the mighty medows, but the core hood rats never let it sheddow. the kids out there have it down like a clown, thell drag your ass all the way to china town. and when your looking up from the ground, youl see a new crew in crown, kids that shredded the worst season ever and all we leared is how to get better. so watch out for the mt.hood kids the kut you up and leave food on your bibs. thats all i got to say so ill leave it at that. oregon is the shit and its just like that...

wooop woop GVCP WHAT???????????????

FLOODO.

whats blue and comes in browines


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Aug 29 2005 10:29AM
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396222687862
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So ya name is jetman
u suck the mailman
Ur rhymes are shit
Like yo mammas clit
Dont have a fit
Ur no banana split

Go gets some ladies
Wait u got no mercedes


Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6
Talking about School Drug Testing
"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
Aug 29 2005 11:26AM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
Light sabers lit, green blue and red
the jedi summons the force using mana of the dead
he gathers his fear into a trechton 6
he ends the battle in a bloody mist

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Aug 29 2005 11:53AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
thumb up my ass waiting for class. trying to scrimp some skrilll for some colorado grass. no ladies in sight i fight for the tight one, people blasting loads like a 12 gauge shotgun, run it down like the hindinburg niggaz who cant spit words, a white boy who can flow like the uturus.

FLOODO.

whats blue and comes in browines


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Aug 31 2005 8:03PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
fraid not chap. this thread is freakin old

Republican and proud of it.
Member 6834
i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

Aug 31 2005 8:07PM
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