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chicken
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Soooo

I went to the eye doctor today, first time ever. Turns out I needed glasses all along. LIFE IS LIKE HD TV! I always thought my lecture projecters were out of focus. Still have yet to experience HD TV with my new eyes, will report back.

PS kinda drunk but really stoked
Aug 12 2010 12:49AM
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Parrish
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Magic Glasses.
Aug 12 2010 12:49AM
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ChocolateMilk.
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I know i had to get glasses last year and at first its like "The fuck...?"
Aug 12 2010 12:52AM
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dispatchQ_main
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after hd. 3d please.

Aug 12 2010 1:08AM
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zagfan5
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thats so funny, that exactly what i said when i walked out of the eye doc with my first pair of contacts. bluebird snowy day and it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen.
Aug 12 2010 1:40AM
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inb4_UMAD
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Aug 12 2010 1:43AM
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bighit
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lol said the exact same thing.
Aug 12 2010 2:18AM
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gus555
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ive had contacts since 3rd grade haha
Aug 12 2010 2:29AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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i get that same feeling after i polish off a bowl
Aug 12 2010 2:32AM
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Static
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my first time I just noticed how dirty everything was
Aug 12 2010 2:33AM
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Parrish
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Zing!
Aug 12 2010 2:35AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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Good Sir, what I had meant to portray to you was that I indeed get this "HD Life" feeling after ingesting a heaping dose of Cannabis sativa. I deeply apologize for the misguided wording of my prior post.
Aug 12 2010 2:38AM
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family_vacation
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WOWZERS!?!?!?! YOU SMOKE WEED!?!?!?!?! Wait...... That's illegal, right?
Aug 12 2010 2:41AM
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uni-corn
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Posting dead would be difficult, I see your point.
Aug 12 2010 2:42AM
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gus555
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wait he smokes weed? that must mean he's cool...EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK UP
Aug 12 2010 2:43AM
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apcaipse
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You are fucking hilarious tonight.
Aug 12 2010 3:57AM
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B-runge
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i actually agree
when i smoke i get HD vision
its awesome, i love it
Aug 12 2010 4:23AM
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hokkanee
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i had literally the exact same quote haha. Crazy day for sure
Aug 12 2010 4:38AM
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steezeandskis
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you make me lol
Aug 12 2010 4:39AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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yeah seems like the world just turned the contrast up and colors pop out

Aug 12 2010 4:39AM
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andreaswhite
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That was like the opposite for me, When I was in second grade they found out that I was legally blind in my left eye so they made me wear a patch over my perfectly good right eye so my bad one would get stronger.  Every thing was supper blurry it sucked.
Aug 12 2010 8:33AM
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breckfreeskier
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hahaha, thats terrible. That's like saying "Here, you have a broken leg, so we will cut off your other leg so you learn to use the broken one!"
Aug 12 2010 12:11PM
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family_vacation
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I feel so so so sorry.
Aug 12 2010 12:12PM
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J-Evs
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Aug 12 2010 12:16PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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your vision must have been really bad if you couldn't see the leaves.

I met so e girl with trifocals, i think thats what she sad. She was essentially blind.
Aug 12 2010 12:19PM
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B-runge
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i had to do that shit in kindergarden and then wear glasses with only the left one a prescription lens and the right one just glass and then i wore just one contact in 4th- like 7th grade


shit sucked and my vision in my left eye right now is worse than ever and i rarely use it
Aug 12 2010 1:31PM
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Parrish
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How do you barely use you left eye?
Aug 13 2010 1:20AM
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I.B
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GO HD TV
Aug 13 2010 1:28AM
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the604
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i was the same way dude i got contacts not too long ago and i was like distraught on how long i wasted not being able to see fully
Aug 13 2010 1:30AM
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Parrish
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20/20 vision suckers.
Aug 13 2010 1:31AM
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DlX
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Aug 13 2010 1:32AM
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BikeMlatt69
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ditto
Aug 13 2010 1:33AM
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dylansiggers
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I could see trees on mountains! and peoples faces!! and then i got home and was like holy fuck my house is dirty....
Aug 13 2010 3:02AM
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Scott0_robot0
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can you see whats in the background the secret?
Aug 13 2010 3:03AM
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I.B
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stopnfuckin posting this pic
Aug 13 2010 3:11AM
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the604
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whats in the background
Aug 13 2010 3:38AM
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soulskier
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That's the thing I hear most often about people getting glasses, no longer just big green blurs
Anyways, congrats and welcome to the land of the sighted!
Aug 13 2010 12:03PM
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Kellso
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20/20 vision
Aug 13 2010 2:28PM
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I.B
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I don't know, but THIS PIC IS EVERWERE NOW
Aug 13 2010 4:21PM
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