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Ski brand

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shiftyparty
Posts: 284 - Karma: 291

just thought i would post up a list of hypothetical ski brand names for clothing.

let me know your thoughts.

Jib house

Jib life

Shred life

Shred or alive

Holy shred!

Shred the gnar

War on shred

Shred war

Jib wAR

Aug 11 2010 10:34PM
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notSOnifty
Posts: 164 - Karma: 13
come up with something that has a meaning to you, not just pairing words from the skiing lingo.
Aug 11 2010 10:36PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363
A brand with an og name is way better then one with played words thrown together.
Aug 11 2010 10:42PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
I like the JibLife one.
That would make a great ski brand!
Aug 11 2010 10:43PM
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Rumi.
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 556
you don't need shread or jib for people to know it's a skiing company
Aug 11 2010 10:44PM
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hanksy
Posts: 659 - Karma: 265
The Jibbers' First Descent Saga.
Aug 11 2010 11:11PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
This
Aug 11 2010 11:28PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
lol
Aug 11 2010 11:29PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
seriously?
Aug 12 2010 2:07AM
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awesomeness17
Posts: 639 - Karma: 27
how about "motherfucking rainbows?"
Aug 12 2010 2:27AM
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Slettalaen
Posts: 366 - Karma: 120
skeege outerwear
Aug 12 2010 2:34AM
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DG.3
Posts: 794 - Karma: 288
SHRED OR ALIVE MOTHERFUCKERS
Aug 12 2010 2:47AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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haha made me lol
Aug 12 2010 2:56AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
^ this. and make it the most G brand of all time, perhaps items should come with a free gun?
Aug 12 2010 6:26AM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
Shred Puppy? that's disgusting
Aug 12 2010 7:59AM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
Make it something like phatsnowbum69 skis
Aug 12 2010 10:48AM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
Giro's first descent through spy's sessions why sagaing their pants and taking control of the oakley empire.
Aug 12 2010 11:36AM
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gigi.d
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 302
lolwut?
Aug 12 2010 12:06PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
rainbowouterwear

/thread
Aug 12 2010 12:08PM
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dispatchQ_main
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Aug 12 2010 5:34PM
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FoxRiderAR77
Posts: 231 - Karma: 12
GnarWhal

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Aug 12 2010 5:38PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
the prefix "jib" is pretty much taken. so something new might be better


Send it! clothing
Snow days clothing

i dunno just something newer
Aug 12 2010 5:46PM
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Cense6
Posts: 144 - Karma: 11

this or The Sloth's Slong

Aug 12 2010 6:02PM
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Kellso
Posts: 452 - Karma: 11
hahaha
Aug 12 2010 6:15PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
Huck It
Aug 12 2010 10:20PM
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Gnams
Posts: 891 - Karma: 31
Great outerwear company!!

Start out by releasing some shitty minor details about it, then follow it up with some outdated outerwear.

Then while the hype begins to build........ NEVER RELEASE IT!!!

fucking genius
Aug 12 2010 11:22PM
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FoxRiderAR77
Posts: 231 - Karma: 12
+k for that
Aug 12 2010 11:59PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
Rimjob Skis
Aug 13 2010 12:31AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,352
HAIR WEAVES then you logo could be an overwieght black women with no hair.
Aug 13 2010 1:31AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Or a great game...
Aug 13 2010 1:36AM
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Skinsummer
Posts: 186 - Karma: 13

War on shread? Are you serious... who the hell would buy that.

Aug 13 2010 2:30AM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
Call it "ski brand."
Aug 13 2010 2:42AM
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C_Perin
Posts: 944 - Karma: 156
Jib house used to exist
Aug 13 2010 1:05PM
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KJ2P
Posts: 64 - Karma: 271
JIB JIB!
Aug 13 2010 1:09PM
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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
Give up now, your company is not going anywhere.
Aug 13 2010 1:15PM
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Mitch.Johnson
Posts: 29 - Karma: 61
8====D Skis.
Aug 13 2010 1:22PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Change your icon
Aug 13 2010 1:33PM
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Ducky.
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Ok, that sounds harsh

Please change your icon(:
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Aug 13 2010 1:44PM
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zflink
Posts: 309 - Karma: 283
i guess this is what ns'ers do in the off season
Aug 13 2010 3:55PM
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Ikkebillig
Posts: 66 - Karma: 60
how about: "Shrooms"
Aug 13 2010 4:00PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Those are the worst names ever.

I'd sooner call my ski clothing brand 'Nazi Pedophile Clothing'
Aug 13 2010 4:02PM
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RudyGarmisch
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10/10
Aug 13 2010 4:05PM
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Newman513
Posts: 172 - Karma: 9
He's tripping harddd. ahahahah
Aug 13 2010 4:13PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Kitchen Life
Aug 13 2010 4:17PM
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TheUngroomed
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lol amazing.


Aug 13 2010 4:35PM
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I.B
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YES! I still believe in the sexist ways this country was founded on
Aug 13 2010 4:38PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
your quote in your signature from I_IS_GAWD makes no sense.
Aug 13 2010 5:41PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
How about "Mufucka I pop my colla! I pop my colla! Cuttin' n***** & cuttin' n*****"
Aug 13 2010 5:45PM
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I.B
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The thread title was "You know your a skier when..."

And he put that.
Aug 15 2010 1:38AM
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