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Mormon Pranks

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killa_b
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
Do mormons really masturbate into each other's bibles as a prank in college?
Aug 11 2010 12:57AM
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SteezeNash
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10
no, you are an idiot
Aug 11 2010 12:58AM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
i jerk off inside books to give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard
Aug 11 2010 12:59AM
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the604
Posts: 1067 - Karma: 10
hahah
Aug 11 2010 12:59AM
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IdaHomie
Posts: 241 - Karma: 10
i always liked that line.
Aug 11 2010 12:59AM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
yea homie, immortal tech is sick
Aug 11 2010 1:03AM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
hahaha being from salt lake makes this that much better
Aug 11 2010 1:05AM
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killa_b
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
well you're a mormon, so that's just a bad as being an idiot...
Aug 11 2010 1:07AM
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SteezeNash
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10
that sounds like something you could get banned for......... well regardless, i actually would say i live with mormons but i wouldnt consider myself one at all. if i was one i'd be a terrible one
Aug 11 2010 1:11AM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
Story=cool
Aug 11 2010 1:19AM
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DJohnson
Posts: 444 - Karma: 11
why would u even wanna know?
Aug 11 2010 1:22AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
In my town, a kid was hanging out of a car window throwing water balloons at Mormons walking to someones house. His head hit a telephone pole and he was put in a coma. He never came out of it, and they pulled the plug. RIP RYAN THOMAS DALY. (Yes, some say the Mormons killed him)
Aug 11 2010 5:07PM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
haha
Aug 11 2010 5:09PM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
i never realized it was so big out there so a while back i was looking for colleges and brigham young is like real close to park city so i was like this is dope and went to the website
Then I realized that it was a mormon school, and i realized what the rules and shit were...my 2nd class wasn't even that strict haha
Aug 11 2010 5:11PM
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nomensteven
Posts: 4 - Karma: 105
Most mormons are some of the nicest people around. The majority would never do something this deushy.
Aug 11 2010 5:34PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Yeah, yous banned.
Aug 11 2010 5:37PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Actually, it is "Yeah, you are banned."

OR

"Yeah, you're banned."

OR

"Yeah, you banned."

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"Yeah, you has been banned."

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"Banned, yeah you are."
Aug 11 2010 5:41PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
I like this one.
Aug 11 2010 5:45PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
Grammer nazi
Aug 11 2010 5:45PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226

lolz

Aug 11 2010 5:46PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
no its "you have been banned" not you has been banned
Aug 11 2010 6:02PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
please reference eheath quotes in sig.
Aug 11 2010 7:03PM
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mr.green
Posts: 590 - Karma: 50
i hear theres a lot of pushing down in provo
Aug 11 2010 8:14PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
lol quite the thread!
Aug 18 2010 8:30PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
sigged
Aug 18 2010 8:43PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
my good friends a mormon and parties like no other. go figure
Aug 18 2010 8:45PM
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P_Steezy
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
PWNED!
Aug 18 2010 8:48PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
it's such a pain in the ass living next to  Hill Cumorah, so many mormons all over the place


Aug 18 2010 9:17PM
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
Only the ones with horns do it.
Aug 18 2010 9:20PM
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alpacarider
Posts: 290 - Karma: 42
merman?
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Aug 18 2010 9:23PM
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
Also, forgot to mention that if you were to do this, at least in Salt Lake City, the secret mormon police would hunt you down via underground tunnels all over the Salt Lake Valley, and bring about sweet justice.
Aug 18 2010 9:26PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
Merman!
Aug 18 2010 9:34PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
i love witnessing these scenarios haha
Aug 18 2010 9:40PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
haha ya who doesnt
Aug 18 2010 9:50PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
ive never heard this line, i have been shown the light haha! thank you sir
Aug 18 2010 10:55PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
Found this in 'My Threads', decided to read it and laughed so hard! Thought I'd share.
Jul 9 2011 8:18PM
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bri.bug
Posts: 102 - Karma: 129
mormons dont masterbate dumb ass.
Jul 9 2011 10:00PM
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ski.the.yeast
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 33
I HATE MORMONS
Jul 9 2011 10:08PM
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bri.bug
Posts: 102 - Karma: 129
holy fuck i wish i could give you more than 10 karma points.
Jul 9 2011 10:24PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
once upon a time we had no bowl/papes/wraps and a mormon lady gave us the book of Mormon. yeah we smoked a few pages... so mormons are ok with me for now...
Jul 9 2011 10:30PM
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bri.bug
Posts: 102 - Karma: 129
hope you smoked page 420 :)
Jul 9 2011 10:31PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
lol post count
Jul 9 2011 10:39PM
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bri.bug
Posts: 102 - Karma: 129
69? haha kinda funny considering what the threads about.
Jul 9 2011 10:41PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
do you hate mormons?
Jul 9 2011 10:45PM
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bri.bug
Posts: 102 - Karma: 129
dont hate them but im not a big fan.
Jul 9 2011 10:54PM
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whoa-dere
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ive always confused them with amish
Jul 9 2011 11:00PM
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bri.bug
Posts: 102 - Karma: 129
they practically are except they have electricity,
Jul 9 2011 11:02PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
Well shit this is an oldish thread
Jul 9 2011 11:13PM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
your mom is old
Jul 9 2011 11:45PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
i like this
Jul 9 2011 11:59PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
jimmer would do that. hes a faggot.
Jul 10 2011 12:01AM
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