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Prank Ideas Needed

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ifli
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One of the most psycho kids from my school lives down the street from me. His mother is overprotective and crazy. She yells at me and my Friends like we are her little 14 year old kids. She threatens to tell my parents that we cause trouble and shit like that.

During christmas time some friends and I were hanging out and we took two of the 50000 obnoxious candy cane decorations from her lawn. We hid them under my deck and forgot about it. Sometime this evening she put a reindeer decoration on my steps and put a note on it saying "heres a reindeer to go with your candy canes". She had to have been snooping around my backyard and looking under my deck to even find these candy canes so we need to get a good way to get back.

I want to put another note on the reindeer and return it with something that will annoy them.

Ideas I have so far that just dont seem to be great

- cutting the reindeer up and put it on their lawn in a million pieces
- make some thing hump it and display it on their lawn
- make it so that it is crapping on their porch

It needs to be a friendly prank but something that will keep the games going.
Aug 10 2010 10:26PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Pee in his butt
Aug 10 2010 10:26PM
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.frenchy
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bag of poop on fire on the porch

saran wrap in doorway


two of the best imo
Aug 10 2010 10:27PM
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bitchezluv=]
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fuck him with a rake
Aug 10 2010 10:27PM
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StevenR
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Shit in a paper bag, leave it on her doorstep, light it on fire, ring the doorbell, peace.

Oldie but a goodie.
Aug 10 2010 10:28PM
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pmw
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kill her kid.

that'll show her
Aug 10 2010 10:28PM
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1337
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like the pooping idea, but have you and all your buddies collectively shit into a shoe box for a week or so, then place that as its massive turd.
Aug 10 2010 10:29PM
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ifli
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nope she probably already has done that
Aug 10 2010 10:30PM
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pomme-de-terre
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rape and kill a hobo.

bitch wont know what hit her.
Aug 10 2010 10:30PM
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pmw
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bukkake his grave
Aug 10 2010 10:31PM
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.Duncan.
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or just fuck her?
Aug 10 2010 10:37PM
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ifli
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Fucking these people would be a miserable experience

Aug 10 2010 10:38PM
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parkskier
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Post an ad on craigslist that is for something really cool/good and post it as either free or really cheap, then put this guys number as the contact (your email so that the confirmation email will go to you).  Simple, but highly annoying to the person.
Aug 10 2010 10:39PM
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ifli
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genius. +k 10
Aug 10 2010 10:41PM
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Motherfucka
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Get another reindeer and make them hump eachother, leave a note saying something like "trying to produce more, candy canes didnt work"
Aug 10 2010 10:42PM
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dispatchQ_main
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steal her maple syrup.
Aug 10 2010 10:45PM
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ifli
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K guys heres the listing. Offer up.

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/zip/1892205798.html
Aug 10 2010 10:58PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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that will show her
Aug 10 2010 11:01PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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hahahahahahah
Aug 10 2010 11:05PM
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grown-ninja
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not to be an ass but if you didnt take those 2 candy canes as minimal as it seems in the first place, you wouldnt be in this situations now
Aug 10 2010 11:26PM
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FerrisBueller
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ECB? anyone?
Aug 10 2010 11:31PM
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*simba*
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Cut the deer's head off and put it on her doorstep.
Aug 10 2010 11:36PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
make a facebook event and put flyers everywhere saying party at that old skanks place or call hookers and tell them too meet you there and dont show up
Aug 10 2010 11:36PM
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Negro_Jesus
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this.

say free boat or ferrari or something
Aug 10 2010 11:36PM
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connory998
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put that number on 4chan while your at it
Aug 10 2010 11:39PM
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Get.Kronk
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Not fuck his own sister, Fuck the other kids sister.
Aug 10 2010 11:42PM
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FerrisBueller
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o haha
Aug 10 2010 11:44PM
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blatt
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Google "pranks"


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Aug 11 2010 12:11AM
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Negro_Jesus
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nobody has posted it yet?
Aug 11 2010 12:13AM
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saucybiscuits
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buy these and ship them to her house.

http://plastic-flamingos.com/pink-plastic-flamingos/pink-plastic-flamingos-qty-200-100-pair
Aug 11 2010 12:13AM
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Negro_Jesus
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wtf? why would anyone want 200 flamingos?
Aug 11 2010 12:35AM
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bromigo
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if you havent done anything yet you can give NS her name, phone number, and facebook page
Aug 11 2010 11:41AM
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