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Best Way to Quit a Job.

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nolan.
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So I saw on the news this morning that this flight attendent told a guy to sit down and they guy told him to "Fuck Off."  The flight attendent went nuts and went over the intercom and made a funny ass announcement and then procedded to steal a few beers, slide down the emergency blow up slide, run through the whole airport screaming and then to his car, drove frantically home and just chilled. The cops went to his home and arrested him, it was his way of saying I quit...lol..

If you want to read the full article, here http://www.opposingviews.com/i/jetblue-flight-attendant-goes-nuts-curses-slides-off-plane

Aug 10 2010 2:35PM
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Peter.
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hahaha i heard this on the news, i died at the part where they said he slid down the slide
Aug 10 2010 2:36PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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if my job only had a wet bar and a slide....
Aug 10 2010 2:37PM
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.catierob
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listening to this on NPR right now lol

Aug 10 2010 2:45PM
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0ptions
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Saw this one today. amazing. She emailed to everyone in office.

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Aug 10 2010 2:47PM
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Inb4_P.Dog
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If that ever was the biggest forehead i ever seen this day.
Aug 10 2010 2:47PM
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1337
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"I can’t believe Steve’s on the run," said her husband Bruce Babasso. "He’s like OJ Simpson. He must have snapped." He added, "He must have had the JetBlue blues."


hahahaha oj reference. And thats totally awesome, why they are mad is stupid
Aug 10 2010 2:47PM
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EthanJPAskier
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Hahah epic. I was hoping she'd call him out on 20hrs a week on porn haha, but farmville is just as bad.
Aug 10 2010 2:49PM
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EthanJPAskier
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I am really sorry i quoted that...
Aug 10 2010 2:49PM
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nolan.
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chatroulette would be worse haha.
Aug 10 2010 2:51PM
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Commonwealth
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It seems as though he did not go home and chill - he went out with a bang (no pun intended but totally intended)

"Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor by Port Authority officials. Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst having sexual relations."

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/Airline-Steward-at-JFK-Pulls-Emergency-Chute-Flies-Coop-100286494.html
Aug 10 2010 2:54PM
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Brenone
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with his boyfriend
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/jetblue_natic_SdcailLAMLPJFNTfsVj8BM
Aug 10 2010 2:58PM
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zagfan5
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^^that was epic. and awesome.
Aug 10 2010 3:00PM
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WikiWiki
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surprised no one said bring a gun yet
Aug 10 2010 3:09PM
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Leeyum
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i used to be a waiter at the cheesecake factory , I called my boss before my shift one morning told him i needed the day off and everyday after that....

never heard from them again hahah

Aug 10 2010 3:20PM
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bitchezluv=]
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start a fire in your work environment which kills everyone except the office pet
Aug 10 2010 3:25PM
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Mike-O
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Let's all quote this.
Aug 10 2010 3:31PM
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basedjase
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No, lets not.
Aug 10 2010 3:35PM
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ridearmada14
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woahh
Aug 10 2010 3:35PM
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Blake.P
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My dad is pretty high up at an airline so he gets notifications about this really quickly, and he gets the whole story, not just what the papers publish. He said "to the passenger that called me a bitch, fuck you!" and stormed off, while taking two bears for himself. Also the slides cannot be reused and planes cannot depart without them working, so the airline had to move all the passengers to another plane. And the slides cost $10,000 plus fines for opening them
Aug 10 2010 3:52PM
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Thenowhereman42
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My buddy worked in the camera/electronics part of Target. A woman asked him if the basic package for a camera was basic. He said "basically". She said "I don't like that tone you just took with me". He said "someones going to have to".

lol he got fired
Aug 10 2010 4:01PM
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dex.
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fucking retards scrollbombing




she is FINEEEEEEEE
Aug 10 2010 4:02PM
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NickSki.
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Yeah my dad works for EA and said there is gonna be a skiing game too.
Aug 10 2010 4:05PM
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EthanJPAskier
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BEARS ON THE PLANE! HOLY SHIT!

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Aug 10 2010 4:16PM
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jeremy.g
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^haha
Aug 10 2010 4:19PM
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bitchezluv=]
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how many bears were on the plane he should be awarded for saving all those people
Aug 10 2010 5:24PM
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nolan.
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he is a hero! he got the bears off the plane via chute too!

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Aug 10 2010 5:44PM
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bitchezluv=]
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Aug 10 2010 5:54PM
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ashamedkrew
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10 G's for an inflatable slide? i just don't see it
Aug 10 2010 6:47PM
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skiskate
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hahaha thats so jokes. I heard somebody talking about this today but had no idea what it really was about.

The funny thing is that I just quit my job today! I was told my office is relocating and id be having an extra 40 minute commute (already drive an hour and fifteen minutes for work). And I already hate what i do to begin with. Greatest feeling ever to quit!
Aug 10 2010 7:07PM
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Wolvmatt.
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Saw this last night.  Thought it was relevant.

Aug 10 2010 7:13PM
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rigzz
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My dad works at Bombardier and told me the same damn thing. So all you guys freakin out. He's true, although those bears sliding down the slide was pretty damn funny!
Aug 10 2010 7:21PM
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Funnel
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DAMN. I flew home today too. I would have been claiming that shit like no other.
Aug 10 2010 7:49PM
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Butt=Tight
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Yeah, I wonder if sliding down the slide???
Aug 10 2010 9:43PM
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Butt=Tight
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If sliding down the slide was fun.
Aug 10 2010 9:44PM
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