Replying to What A Weird Night

Within 15 minutes of work as security at a gate at my towns fair, a lady standing next to me water broke and a guy threatened to get me fired because I didn't accept Jesus as much as him, mainly because I didn't believe that Jesus controlled Nascar and NFL like he did. And he wanted to fight me. Then within an hour of work there was also a fire at my fair,and another person trying to fight me because the parking lot was filled. Then I stayed after my 8 hour shift for a another 4 hour take down ride shift, and on my way home there was a boy laying in the middle of my road which I almost hit and killed. I stopped to talk to him (I live in the middle of nowhere) and he had no idea what was going on and had a suitcase and a scarf on.

Now I am watching Van Wilder, cool story right?