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Stats of your life

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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
If you could get the stats of your life...

pounds of food eaten

# of breaths

amount of blood lost

rocks thrown

total steps

# of blinks

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What would you want to know?

Aug 7 2010 7:05PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
number of solid 7's ive seen.
Aug 7 2010 10:22PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
Also how much time I've spent listening to music and/or playing it.
Aug 7 2010 10:24PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
total number of people i have seen, total number of people i have touched, total non-motorized airtime, longest non- motorized airtime, top speed, top non motorized speed, words/syllables spoken
Aug 7 2010 10:28PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
what i have always wanted to do is have all of the cuts and bruises i have ever had on my body at once but cuts are healed over.
Aug 7 2010 10:40PM
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AssMunch
Posts: 358 - Karma: 78
PvE n00b!


Aug 7 2010 10:41PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
i would guess around 2,800 innings for me
Aug 7 2010 10:49PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
numbers of babies made.

number of backflips thrown (skis, tramp, etc)

# of people i have made smile

time spent fully naked

time spent skiing switch

# of photographs taken

# of words spoken
Aug 7 2010 11:01PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
blades of grass ive cut


Aug 7 2010 11:05PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
how many times have i seen a stranger more than once
Aug 7 2010 11:05PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
how many timbits eaten

how many total calories eaten

how many spiders eaten (apparently u eat 8 a year?? i do spend a lot of time sleeping outside)

how many times i have changed a channel on the TV

total length of hair grown

total distance moved


Aug 7 2010 11:12PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
how much time spent naked.
Aug 8 2010 12:44AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
I like to think I try to help people whenever I get a chance, so i'd like to know how many people I've had a positive impact on
Aug 8 2010 1:36AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
kilometers skied
Aug 8 2010 9:28AM
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have.faith
Posts: 338 - Karma: 97
how many handshakes/ times I've intodruced myself. how many people I've met amount of bruises how many loads of laundry I've done
Aug 8 2010 10:24AM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
:)
Aug 8 2010 10:42AM
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
minutes spent in a car.
Aug 8 2010 12:01PM
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IdaHomie
Posts: 241 - Karma: 10
time spent in a drunken blackout

time spent trying to pick up women in a drunken blackout


Aug 8 2010 3:50PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
"amount of time spent farting, in minutes/hours" - Twenty2
Aug 14 2010 7:49PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
hahahahahhah

.oz's of alcohol consumed

Amount of ice cream eaten

Ratio of jerking off to sexploding

How many people know me

Number of people i've killed in all my video games

Hours spent playing Halo 2 from back in the day

(someone said earlier) Number of blades mowed/weed whacked

Number of feet I've dug (i work in a cemetary during the summer)

# of times i've made out

Ratio of made/missed basketball shots

Hours cradeling a lacrosse ball
Aug 14 2010 7:56PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397

how many fish caught

how many chairlift rides

how many bugs killed

Aug 14 2010 7:59PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
that would be...interesting haha.
Aug 14 2010 9:04PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
Number of important things said.
Aug 14 2010 9:12PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 26,428
that'd be crazy!! it'd probably be like days

my younger brother's new years resolution was to never hold a fart in, so that number would have to get so high as he gets older.

i really want to know the total length of hair grown from my head


as well as the total length of fingernails grown and weight
Aug 14 2010 9:41PM
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