Revolver; Huge Disappointment.

Look, year after year Poor Boyz drops a cute little movie trailer with all their bangers and usually some sort of electronic music bullshit. Last year we ripped the EDIAS trailer to pieces, this year we were even more disappointed with the release of the revolver trailer
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1: First things first, revolver? What a fucking lame ass excuse for a title, sure maybe if I was watching an old western or some sort of shotty foreign cowboy film this would be acceptable. This is skiing maybe from now we relate our title to the activities it encompasses. 
2: Again with the title going across the screen with your adorable logo. You have been doing that for what seems like a millennium. Get over it. Lets pack up our multimedia I training and move on to something a little more advanced. 
3. “Many factors have influenced the history of skiing.” Wow, thanks for the history lesson. 
4. I don’t think we need to quote the rest because we already saw it in the movie Steep, and Riding Giants for that matter. Are you really copying surfing? 
5. Thank for the philosophical quote about everyone seeing things differently, but maybe next time we don’t twist other peoples quotes in to ski references. 
6. Wow, technology advances sports? Shocker. 
7: What factories influence me? First of all, not Poor Boyz’ movies. And second of all, are we supposed 
to email you the answers? What does this have with the movie? 
8: How many videos use the building of the skies scene? So unoriginal. Next time I want a tutorial on how skies are made I’ll probably take it at the college I don’t need see a little teaser in your film. 
9: Sure, Tims double wobble 10 over chads is nice, but I was there in person and definitely did not see it stomped. Can’t wait to see a pirated version of the movie to verify the landing. 
10. How many times is Dumont going to bank of his blunt 9, you got the world record with it a couple years ago, shouldn’t that be enough time to learn some new tricks? 
11: Pow grind slash thing? Did somebody on the crew never watch Shane McConkey do that? Boring. 
12: A dub with a mute with a sunset… need I say anything more? 
13: Pillows, the nimbus web movie came out for 5 dollars. Im not paying 30 to see you guys do it too. 
14: night pow shots, so you figured it out people get bored of pillows, what you didn’t figure out is filming it at night doesn’t change that. 
15: 7 MUTE was it? Wiley Miller did 40 of those in Refresh and it fucking sucked. 
16: 5 off cliff? Nice flail was that an accident? 
17: Wack flip japan grab. I saw a dying bird the other day, looked about the same. 
18: Road slide was kinda cool but I already saw Micheal Jacksons slide across concrete years ago. 
19: Another double with a mute, switching people doesn’t change the trick. 
20: Misty 7 over the road. I get it, Dumont did that off of so many cliffs over the past 8 seasons he figured he’d get a road underneath it. Grreeaat step up guys. 
21: Nose butter off pillow, my point remains about the nimbus movie. 
22: Dub Flat 7 with a japan is literally everyone’s first dub and the easiest. Why don’t you guys go to the water ramps and film all the little kids learning their 360’s while you’re at it. 
23: Switch misty 9 blunt, refer to Casabon in the Eye Trip trailer. What are you guys trying to prove? 
24: 360 spine shredding, cool Tanner Hall in the Massive. Not cool poor boyz revolver. 
25: Cliff flat 3, already getting repetitive. 
26: Dumont doing another hand drag. You aren’t parker white, its not cool when you do it. 
27: Switch dub 10. Sammy does that, but as a triple. Why do you think Im interested in the dub version? That super park jump was epic for snowboarder superpark, didn’t need to see skiers hit it too. 
28: Lj dub blunt, saw it at Joss. Not bad, just don’t need too much of a good thing. 
29: Dub mute in the pipe, cool trick. Played angle. Did you do that to compensate for the lack of air he had? 
30: 4 dubs with mutes in a row? Are you serious? 
31: Cork 9 blunt was pretty cool at park city all season coming from the junior high kids. 
32: Rodeo 9 mute, you realllly love mutes huh? Vanular, Long Story Short. Nuff said. 
33: 3 swap over the gap was sick, but he definitely had time for at least 5. 
34: Blind 4, clever way to take up space in a repetitive trailer. 
35: Car barral bonk thing: I remember when I thought it would be fun to jump over a car, in the 5th grade. 
36: Wait, rodeo 5 over a 15 foot jump? Was this a backyard sesh in Indiana? Fuck 
37: Was that supposed to be a tail tap or a wallride? Looks like you accidentally clipped the wall on another backyard booter sesh. 
38: Wallride 3 out, boring. 
39: Cute lateral kink, how many leg workouts did this jock have to do to get ready for that one? 
40: Tell Charles to zip his coat up, hes not Mike Hornbeck. And nice strait slide. 
41: Strait slide over the rainbow ledge? Nice lifestyle shot. 
42: Through the fence shot? Your telling me that you couldn’t get your lazy ass on the other side of the fence so we could actually see the trick? 
43: Moving truck might be the only thing in the trailer that hasn’t been done before. You got something right. 
44: Wall ride over the garbage? Glad you guys have been watching the Nipwitz episodes. 
45: Nice Jump suit in the red. Are you trying to be the Canadian Flag? 
46: Rodeo hand slap. When you build a tree tap feature, isn’t the idea to tap the tree? Not give it a high five.. 
47: Nice tail tap, We all saw you do it in your X games run. Didn’t need it in the movie. 
48: Quad kink 4 out with the same angle as every other quad kink shot. Boring again. 
49: All I gotta say is nice outfit captain America. And the flip off kind of looks like a cute way to fall off. 
50: Triple came out already. Don’t need to pay 30 bucks for the heli shot. 
51: Athlete lifestyle montage followed by another time lapse. First of all you’re just trying to make the fucking thing longer and second of all this isn’t planet earth. 
52: Heli shots are boring and the helmet cam shots are cool. But we barely even know what hes skiing because the camera is pointed at the god damn ground. 
53: Switch 7 blunt, with a spread eagle? More flailing from gnarly ager. 
54: Upright 10 shifty? Holy fuck how could you huck it any harder? 
55: 5 octo. Might as well just put another cork 9. 
56: Another five into pow? Not movie quality. 
57: Sw 7 japan to pow. Are you guys still trying to be theory 3 too? 
58: Nice backflip, not as big as Seth would have gone. 
59: 5 to sw. 1. Could have just gone 7. 
60: Sw 5 was like 15 feet. If you’re feeling tired just take the day off filming. 
61: Steep shit, cool. Thanks TGR. 
62: Dub 10 was cute. But the angle sucked I had to watch it 5 times to see what it was. 
63: Who runs into a tree? Espescially when they set the jump up to include it in the trick, running into it isn’t the same as tapping it. 
64:And finally the Wilson overshoot. The one classic shot in the movie that actually put a smile on my face. Too bad it was the same angle as Durtshi’s shot. You really couldn’t move 20 feet? 
65: And you end it with a high five. Saw that coming. See you next year. 
RIP CR