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AssMunch
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http://www.infowars.com/naked-body-scanners-monumental-cover-up-exposed/
nuff said
Aug 7 2010 7:02AM
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LIL-WAT
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and what do they plan on doing with said pictures? thats the question
Aug 7 2010 7:34AM
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StevenR
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I personally think people were getting too worked up about that to begin with. If you dont want to do it, then dont fucking do it. At least right now its optional at airports. And i dont see what the big deal is. If your a dude, you have a dick. If your a girl, you have boobs and a vagina. Its not like you would be letting some big secret out of the bag. unless you were actually a tranny, in which case its still just a dick or a vagina. I actually think they are awesome. I wanted to go through the one in SLC but my friends and i accidentally went to the wrong security place and didnt feel like walking to it.
Aug 7 2010 8:06AM
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Static
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^ completely agree, ladies they're just boobs and vaginas why even wear clothes
Aug 7 2010 8:10AM
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AssMunch
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I personally don't give a shit who see's my balls. It's all good!

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Aug 7 2010 8:37AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Perfectly said
Aug 7 2010 8:51AM
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i0z
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"In May it was reported that a TSA worker in Miami attacked a colleague who had made fun of his small penis" that made me chuckle
Aug 7 2010 8:58AM
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EastCoast315
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thats what I figure when I hit the pool in my skin tight spandex neon blue boyshorts, people are all like "I can see your package, where the fuck is UPS?" and I'm like "yeah janet jackson, I see half your fucking nipple so gtfo"
Aug 7 2010 9:20AM
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AssMunch
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LOL made my day
Aug 7 2010 9:35AM
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pmills
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Aug 7 2010 9:39AM
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factory81
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What if I want to throw a cigg pack full of pre-rolled joints in to a baggie and then in to my boxer briefs so I can get high.

QUIT DECLARING A WAR ON MARIJUANA TSA

WE JUST WANNA FLY....HIGH
Aug 7 2010 9:40AM
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beezey
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spectacles  testicles wallet and watch
Aug 7 2010 9:42AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
"In May it was reported that a TSA worker in Miami attacked a colleague who had made fun of his small penis after he passed through a scanner device. A similar controversy unfolded in March when an airport worker at Heathrow was caught ogling a a female colleague’s breasts after she passed through one of the devices, commenting, “I love those gigantic tits”." - magnificent
Aug 7 2010 10:18AM
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Blurst
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great movie
Aug 7 2010 10:27AM
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KLovelace
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just for the record alex jones is the hugest conspiracy nut there is. only some of what he says has real merit.
Aug 7 2010 10:39AM
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broto
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100% agree. humans have implanted the idea into each others minds that nudity is terrible. but a long long time ago, it was normal. we all have the same parts, why does it matter?
Aug 7 2010 12:02PM
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Utard
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It's all this sesame street you're special bullshit. Get this: Your "special parts" are almost identical to 50% of the worlds population. That's 3 billion people fucktard. You should be thanking whoever made this if it prevents a gloved TSA agent from ramming a magic wand down your "special parts."
Aug 7 2010 12:09PM
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Dukeybrains
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It's not about people not wanting some random person to see their dick. I'm all about public nudity, totally support nude beaches blah blah blah.

It's about our 4th amendment rights being broken, stopping terrorism is simply an excuse meant to keep people in fear so we will let this blatant abuse of power happen.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Aug 7 2010 2:19PM
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fujarome
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what you do is, right as you pass through it, look at the operator and wink.


In my opinion, this is too much security to prevent something that happens too little to warrant it. What are they looking for that can't be found visually, with a metal detector, a thorough pat down or any of those means? A bomb taped to your anus?
Aug 7 2010 2:29PM
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DlX
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Pretty much. They can't pat down your nuts, and you could have some non metallic super killing evil death laser in place of your dick.
Aug 7 2010 2:36PM
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BootySpunk.
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1. Get a boner.
2. Walk through these scan things.
3. ?????
4. Profit!
Aug 7 2010 2:37PM
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c4t_l0ver
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so thats why my parents were laughing, when i wanted to go in one, and i did....
Aug 7 2010 2:37PM
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1337
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fuck beat me to it.

hahahaha i'd be hilarious
Aug 7 2010 2:43PM
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c4t_l0ver
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YESS
Aug 7 2010 2:44PM
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cottage_steeze
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That made me laugh
Aug 7 2010 2:46PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Still, a penis is a penis
Aug 7 2010 2:51PM
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Schlop
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It's kind of worrying what was said at the end of the article, brainwave scanning technology to read your attitude and see if you're sketchin, etc.

Also all of this is supposedly going to be in train stations, schools, malls, everywhere in the near future.
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Aug 7 2010 2:53PM
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thugaim
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Good job for a pedophile though.
Aug 7 2010 2:59PM
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hue.
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so your all saying you don't care if possibly thousands of people would see pictures of you naked...
Aug 7 2010 3:05PM
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c4t_l0ver
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that would be weird.
Aug 7 2010 3:09PM
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Schlop
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But who are YOU? If I opened a file and saw a naked man naked, I would say, "Cool he's naked." No one's gonna say OMG LOOK THAT'S HICKLES AND HE'S NAKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIM EVERYONE!

If they have 40,000 files in their database who gives a fuck, you're anonymous to everyone that matters, and everyone else is naked anyway
Aug 7 2010 3:12PM
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Crack.
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hahaha yes
Aug 7 2010 3:28PM
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CluckaChuck
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the diddle machine
Aug 7 2010 3:38PM
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StevenR
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Again, nobody is being forced to do anything in the vast majority of these cases, with the exception of maybe the courthouse thing, but im not sure what the deal is with that. as far as the ones in airports go, that people are mainly bitching about, its optional. Therefor, no rights are being broken. I mean, holy shit.

As for hickles asking if we would care if thousands of people saw us naked online, i in all honestly wouldnt give a fuck. At the end of the day, i have a dick. Its just a dick. 3 billion other people have one just like it, and the 3 billion that dont, they will pretty much all come into contact with one just like it at some point in their lives. Again i say, holy shit.

At the risk of sounding like an exhibitionist, which im not, i think its fucked up how the human body has become so taboo in our culture. Body parts are natural and i dont understand why they have to be seen as dirty, or something that creates controversy. I mean, they can show tons of people getting murdered in a movie and get away with PG-13. Show some exposed breasts though, and it gets slapped with an R. I'm 18 so that doesnt affect me either way, im just saying i think its retarded. Same thing with TV. You can show some pretty fucked up shit on tv. But show a tit or a wang, and the FCC will fuck you in the ass.

Im not saying everyone should run around naked, and there is something to be said for some modesty. But there is a time and a place for everything and people just need to loosen up a little. One more for road:

Holy shit.
Aug 7 2010 4:21PM
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Dukeybrains
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It's optional for the time being, they're going to wait till people get used to the idea and then surely make it mandatory unless you have a serious condition that makes it so you can't go in.

This has nothing to do with not wanting people to see me naked and everything to do with feeling secure in my own person. First airports, then trains,schools, malls, it's bullshit. What if I want to carry a little weed on me?

This is obviously not just to stop terrorism either. Terrorism would hardly exist if it wasn't for the "war on terror" which is a never ending semi-virtual war with no real beginning or end and no specific enemy. It is a war being made to keep out populace scared and open to constant breaches of our constitutional rights.
Aug 7 2010 4:45PM
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infedel_one
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god, i wish i had that job.
Aug 7 2010 4:54PM
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DlX
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werd
Aug 7 2010 5:09PM
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geteducated
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i am more concerned about the radiation levels.

Aug 7 2010 5:14PM
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1337
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Aug 7 2010 5:20PM
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fujarome
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for every 1 hot woman to pass through, there are 99 old, (or very young) disgusting people. No, i agree, it would not be worth it in any way.
Aug 7 2010 5:24PM
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.brian
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you just love seeing dicks dont you
Aug 7 2010 5:30PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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I can picture a gigantic black guy going through one of these scanners that is being monitored by a cock deprived middle aged woman. She would look at the guy then down at her screen, pause, smile, and then look back at the guy. "Like whatchu see, hun?"
Aug 7 2010 6:56PM
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cottage_steeze
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no homo?
Aug 7 2010 7:09PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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I picture the black guy going through the scanner and the brief exchange thereafter.
Aug 7 2010 7:30PM
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geteducated
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you're parents must tell you that you're such a creative child
Aug 7 2010 7:38PM
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r0dubs
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...someone has noods of every person in an airport...





i see potential awesome
Aug 7 2010 7:39PM
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geteducated
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i'd sit around all day.. and draw pictures of dicks!

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Aug 7 2010 7:43PM
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1337
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el.gato's straight killing it this evening, so many lolz
Aug 7 2010 7:43PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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I lauled
Aug 7 2010 7:51PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Aug 7 2010 8:28PM
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T.L.
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Truth.

It's all about acclimation.  To make us see things progressively get worse and the majority of the people will just go "fuck it.  i'll let them search my asshole if it keeps me safe from terrrrrsts at night."

I find this alarming how many people don't think this is a big deal.  It's not about thinking the naked body is some sacred thing that no one should see.  It's about the people in power doing a tap dance all over our constitutional rights.  
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