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So im on the toilet...

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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718

and realize there's no toilet paper left.  what should i do ns?

Aug 5 2010 9:56PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
be a man use your hand
Aug 5 2010 9:57PM
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Panda-Please.
Posts: 179 - Karma: 18
don't be a dork use a fork
Aug 5 2010 9:57PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
lower your ass lower towards the water, flush, get a water clean
Aug 5 2010 9:57PM
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cab509
Posts: 806 - Karma: 34
jump in the shower
Aug 5 2010 9:58PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
belike the jocks, use your socks
Aug 5 2010 9:58PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,285
go get some
Aug 5 2010 9:58PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
reminds me of an old ballad:

here I sit in stinking vapour because some jerk stole my toilet paper
should I lie or should I linger or should I be forced to use my finger

some come here to sit and think, some come here to shit and stink,
I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls
Aug 5 2010 10:00PM
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YoungJah
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 66
Rip down the curtains and wipe away.
Aug 5 2010 10:02PM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
pull your shit up and waddle to the other bathroom
Aug 5 2010 10:05PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
eat some granola
Aug 5 2010 10:06PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
Get off NS and wipe your ass.
Aug 5 2010 10:21PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
Here I sit so broken-hearted, Tried to shit but only farted. Later on I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.
Aug 5 2010 10:22PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

Google image toilet paper,

Wipe ass with screen

??????

profit

Aug 5 2010 10:23PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
scream for help
Aug 5 2010 10:24PM
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mega.
Posts: 495 - Karma: 16
that would be my vote.
Aug 5 2010 10:27PM
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miemiec
Posts: 400 - Karma: 55
HAHAHA
Aug 5 2010 10:30PM
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